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Who /nightwalkwithdog/ here?
It's top tier. All the comfy of nightwalking with a dog to protect you from scary ne'er-do-wells
>>30021546
>dog to protect you
>walking little pup that couldn't even take out a kid
>that tiny shit
>protecting anything
>>30021546
Take care senpai. Don't want to hear about an anon and his dog getting slain mercilessly by scary ne'er-do-wells
>watch pic related
>healthy, loving relationship whole series
>great chemistry
>come through a couple of rough patches
>get into one real fight, after the male has had an understandable shit day and she did shit that could undermine his career
>she responds by immediately dying her hair and moving to Japan
>wins Emmy
Seriously, you wonder why you can't find a girlfriend? This shit right here. This is the kind of shit they are teaching females to behave; to immediately ditch and bale the moment things don't go even a little bit their way.
Fuck this shitty culture.
>watching shitty poo poo rapist shows
Nah I'm good
>>30021500
aziz is an insecure, reddit browsing, beta piece of shit
i heard he even focus tests his jokes to make sure they're sjw approved
>>30021500
>implying this guy would get any female attention at all if not for his insane status
ITT: Red Flags for either gender
>They have a work uniform
Not to be confused with >they have to work, moreso >they work in a place that requires people to wear a uniform rather than their own clothes
>They "scoff" or roll their eyes at particular kinds of humor
Nothing more of a red flag than "I'm superior to this" kind of mentality.
>>30021492
>Male
-Actively harps on the 'Friend-Zone' and how they are stuck in it.
-Raised by only their mother.
-Extremely neat hand-writing.
>Females
-More friends whom are guys than girls.
-Thinks texting is a legitimate hobby.
-Refuses to leave without make-up on.
>Both
-Angry with little kids (beneath the age of four) easily.
-Multiple locks/passwords on their phone. (One works, more than that, you better run)
-During social occasions, they have their phones out rather than talking.
>>30021492
that picture is stupid
Who is your favorite Disney princess?
>>30021483
Elsa is a fucking queen, you idiot.
It's only something like four of them are actual princesses. What the hell, Disney?
>>30021533
Elsa was a princess for a short time at the beginning
The real list is
>Belle
>Cinderella
>Ariel
>Snow White
>Sleeping Beauty
>Jasmine
>Mulan
>Rapunzel
>Pocahontas
More than 4
>>30021483
The 19th Lord of Uranos' Kingdom's Tempest Domain, Drossel Juno Vierzehntes Heizregister Fuerstin von Fluegel
Any financially successful or independent bros here want to help put us loser NEETs? What do you or others you know do for a living that a bunch of autistic stupid losers can do to be financially independent?
>>30021429
magic bean futures
I work & add money to my investments every paycheck
Study hard in school
Go to university and study a degree that is demand in the labor market
Get job
Find a cheap rental on your own or with other flatmates who aren't cunts
Save your money and don't waste it on drugs and other frivolous shit
???
You are now independent
I bet most of you, like me, don't even care enough about it or are just plain lazy to get out of your comfort zone.
either start improving your life somehow or keep being passive like the most of us and get drained into a dark abyss where depression and death thought will follow. there's really no other way around
It's possible, with a bit of hard work and determination it might even be likely. I have so many barriers though. I can't even get an ID, all my documentation was misplaced or stolen. I tend do think it was the latter. My and my roommate's ID and social security card came up missing the same day. The home is uncooperative, they're still receiving my mail even though I haven't lived there in over a year and I can't get it switched back without their help. Without a few pieces of mail to verify my identity I can't get my social security card back, and without a social security card I can't get identification.
It's not to say it's impossible, but how am I supposed to clean this mess I call a life up when I can't even apply for a job without it? Everything is fucked, myself included.
end excuses
i don't need a gf to feel happy. prolly could have had girlfriends that I don't really love. I'm not that desperate and have been too passive to make a lot of friends. I'm trying to become more social these days and see if I can have that same joy with people again that I had as a child. Something might click then.
Daily reminder that the reason you are a failed virgin loser with no accomplishments is because of your poor choices in life. By deflecting the blame to others, (such as society, the wealthy, or Jews) you ignore the real problem which is yourself. When did you wake up and swallow the libertarian-pill /r9k/?
>libertarian pill
>not blaming the goverment for your problems
lmao
taxation is theft
>>30021386
thanks, i willbee myselffrom now on and surely ill succeed :^)
Nice bootlicker shoop OP.
Here's the original.
>Actively like to help people
>Want to go out of my way to help others sometimes
>Feel at my worst when I'm unable to help someone who is suffering
>Really working to be the type of person other people can rely on
>tfw women see this only as a trait to be abused.
"Don't be so sweet that people swallow you up, nor so bitter that they spit you out." - Luqman the wise
>want to help people
>everyone's doing fine and there's nothing to help anyone with besides trivial things that nobody ever wants help with
This is the far more common scenario.
>>30021374
I used to believe in ultimate goodness too. But realized, its much more fun being evil. And after I did so many evil things I even lost my faith in god and religion.
Now im at my absolute worse.
I have literally no friends and the few people who do take the time to talk to me are either patronising or will only speak to me to get something from me. I spend all day inside, I live with my parents since leaving college, i'm 21 but feel like i'm about 60. I even tried to make friends online but that ended badly, nearly everyone I talked to disliked me or outright told me to fuck off. I had a girlfriend a few years ago but I broke up with her after a year, in fact as soon as I did almost all my friends at the time sided with her and are no longer my friends. It also stops me getting a job because I can barely speak to people since I have no confidence.
Anyone else know this ?
>>30021349
where do you think you are right now?oregano is a common species of oreganum, a genus of the mint family.
Maybe you should stop feeling sorry for yourself and grow a pair.
>>30021670
>Cool story never heard that story before
I tried everything to improve myself and none of it works because of my disability
>There are people out there RIGHT NOW having sex as if it's nothing special and normal
>I'm still a virgin
Cool thread, man
What did you expect to get out of this? Pity? It's your own fucking fault
>kids born after 9/11 are having sex RIGHT NOW
Nicole Watterson
Any Swedish robots?
>>30021274
All swedes are robots.
Well, you know, except for the "new" swedes
>>30021274
im learning svenska
>>30021724
don't you mean arabic
Why does everything has to be so fucking hard?
A whole life, 30 whole years battling against all kind of shit thrown at you.
Shit hometown, shit home environment, shit friends, shit life opportunities,
You psychology and character developed in those shit situations and now you
are depressed as fuck. No friends, no future, no dreams.
Sometimes you feel your body weighing tons and you are incapable of doing anything.
You just sit on your computer, listening to music, sobbing and thinking what the fuck went wrong?
Where did you screw up? Did you even screw up?
You tried to exit this gloomy mess, but couldn't. You truly tried.
Are you playing this fucking game of life in the hardest difficulty?
You didn't happen to be born to a wealthy and loving family, meet good friends,
evolve your character to the best as you can be and be happy.
Get presented with good opportunities. No.
You just fucking lucked out.
And here you are,
No friends, no job, living with your parents who they hate you, depressed as fuck.
And that fucking constant heartburn which doesn't go away.
Am I the only one?
No, you're not the one, but I'm not as sad as you are. I'm trying so hard to get through school but it's also excruciatingly hard. I have a good opportunity, but taking advantage of it is miserable.
>>30021265
you are not the only one. normies will tell you that you haven't tried hard enough or that you are making excuses but the truth is that some of us just had too many handicaps and too little support. i think you can survive almost anything as long as you have a decent family or manage to find one or two sympathetic souls by chance but if you are completely alone after being destroyed, you are not playing a fair game and can not be measured by the same standards. life is a completely different experience when you have suffered forever.
my only advice is to make the most of it. i don't mean strive for those things that you probably can't achieve now but to really make the most of what is achievable for you. learn to value and accept yourself and remember that you are still worth something even if you are irreparably damaged or impaired. you don't need the respect or love of anyone at this point because you've made it this far without them. just do what you can to make your life matter to you, whatever that may be.
>>30021371
>you don't need the respect or love of anyone at this point because you've made it this far without them
holy shit, that kind of moved me.
thanks anon :-)
http://www.xvideos.com/video21349179/05_-_bend_over_babes_6
>tfw came buckets to this video
fapped so hard to this .exe, thanks for sharing!
>>30021157
If my ex was 30 years older and gained weight and tattoes, she would look like ryan connor
>>30021157
>he streams his porn
I don't like you
How to control my orgasm/keep my dick hard after ejaculating/have multiple orgasms as a male/fuck for as long as I want naturally?
>>30021060
use delay condoms
>>30021410
I mean it should be possible with some training, but I need a method and all.
I know it's possible to train your muscle in a way that you can cum whenever you want.
Jerk off a half hour b4 sex
When did you sexually awaken? I cant be the only one who was fapping at age 4. Do you think girls develop sexual interest way after boys do?
The first time I fapped was to Full House. I was 10.
>>30021054
I fapped for the first time when I was 11. Experimented with another guy friend of mine when I was 13
>>30021054
Fap'd to halloween 2 at 10
