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What are some good phones for NEETs?
I (read: mom) want to buy a new phone but I hate the idea of getting an iphone or samsung like a normie.
Price range is anything under $300
< the bitch that dumped me in high school had one of these
LG Leon
Cheap, works well, low-key.
Runs Clover (google to get the apk) so you can browse 4chan.
>>30023440
samsung normie
kek since when does owning certain brands make me a fuckin normie you hipster fag
functionality above all else
>>30023440
i recommend Samsung stratosphere 2.
are all men fucking retarded?
>dog barks every time he sees my roommate
>drives everybody up the wall
>one day, roommate comes in and the dog is silent
>roommate scares to dog deliberately to make him bark
>dog barks 4x as much at roommate now
don't bitch about the dog barking then, you no-brained fucking chimpanzee.
Your yapping rat-dog sounds like a faggot, and you sound like a faggot for owning a faggot dog, faggot.
>>30023425
how can you not see the humor in this?
dogs who bark a lot are stupid and deserve a swift kick in the gut
Tick tock NEET
Times running out
Your limited time in this world is wasting away
And you still haven't experienced lifes joys and pleasures
Dont worry I'm sure youll get on it tomorrow
There's always tomorrow right?
I can still make my parents proud right?
Another week gone
Another month
Another year
But it doesn't matter because were dead in the end!
>Good thing i hated my life for the only 70 years ill experience anything, Haha i win....
But sure we wagecucks are the idiots, right?
>>30023419
You seem assblasted. Go get a good night sleep, Shekelstein's depending on you to make him richer.
>>30023419
It's truly incredible that the fact that a bunch of virgin NEETS exist somewhere in the world made you mad enough to come to this board and post this.
>>30023419
I'm more concerned that I will finally decide to "grow up" when I hit 30+ and get my act together but by then it might be too late. Having regretted not getting into the rat race earlier.
I just spent the last 28 days camping out inna bush.
AMA
How was it, where were you, were you alone, what supplies did you have
how much did you fap?
In a tent or your car?
How did you deal with shitting?
>tfw no halfwit bf
>>30023361
Step 1: Stop posting on 4chan
Step 2: Leave your fucking house
Step 3: Talk to men until you find one who wants to talk back
Godspeed, you glorious faggot.
>>30023361
I still prefer seeing Tomoko but sheesh, other anon is stating fairly accurate observations. Either that or differing Tomoko images
>>30023421
>Leave your fucking house
>Talk to men until you find one who wants to talk back
>implying it's that easy to get a bf unless you're a woman
What the fuck is going on? I don't have a smartphone so I'm not super familiar with emojis. Aren't they just smiley faces with more pixels? They actually have genders? How in the fuck can you tell what gender ":)" is??? What am I missing here???
Some of the emoji look like people instead of generic yellow smileys
>>30023344
This world seems like a parody of itself.
>>30023344
I don't really know what emojis are, but this shit is infuriating.
>Let's change that
Why? Why does everything have to be equal? The enlightenment was a mistake.
Anyone here think horror games are comfy as fuck?
The Amnesia and Penumbra games are ultra comf when it's dark outside, or especially raining.
>>30023341
The part right after the water part was more relaxing than any other thing in my life. Talk about taking the edge off.
I think I spent a good 10 minutes just playing in the fountain.
Things I don't like about horror games:
-gameplay is usually lackluster
-it's just a walking simulator with jump scares
-any game that uses 'scary children' is usually trying too hard (cringey kid drawings that are supposed to be spooky)
-the only good part is the story, atmosphere, and soundtrack
-sometimes the soundtrack is generic movie orchestra stuff
>horror game
>walk for 5 seconds
>camera zooms in on spooky thing
>walk another 5 seconds
>camera zooms in another spooky thing
>characters scream a bunch of important plot stuff but it's hard to understand because there's 50 characters saying something at once
Horror games would be cool if I didn't lose control of the character every few seconds
I really need some help robots comfort me
what's up. let's have a discussion you cannot have with any of your normie associates.
:D
>>30023263
I hope you are banned you pathetic summerfag. The thread you came from is almost as bad as the image that got trips. It's your loss you useless underage fuck.
>>30023290
I hate my step sister I really need to get back at her
any robots play Euro Truck Simulator 2 / American Truck Simulator?
>>30023259
I drove a truck in real life for ten years, I think it'd be boring as fuck to do it in a game
>>30023729
Thats awesome man. I find the parking in the game to be really difficult; you can skip it though which I always do. You are awesome for mastering that. Godspeed anon.
>>30023259
damn, that's a cool truck, i bet you could do some nice driving in that machine
>EVO is on ESPN 2
>Chad's watching this with Stacey's acting like they are serious Street Fighter fans
I can't handle this feel.
>>30023252
no way, evo is being aired on an actual tv channel? as a long time sf fan, im proud. spergy i know, but true
I know Street Fighter is important and all but I'm a Smashfag, why aren't they broadcasting Melee or Sm4sh on ESPN? Or have they and I missed it?
>>30023690
Yes, although to be fair that's because there are no sports on. We're in that dead period between the end of the NBA Finals and the beginning of football season right now.
Can we get a comfy aspie thread going? I'm having horrible feels rn. Post comfy pics and share stories and feels.
>>30023150
What's got you down anon?Original comment
>>30023295
My only friend is mad, not at me, but I'm the only person he has, so he's taking it all out on mei dont mind, i know its rough for him, it just sucks for a little while
>>30023356
That does suck, why's he taking it out on you though? You don't have to take out anger on someone when you're upset.
Comfy r9k chat, come talk about anime, snacks, and whores
https://discord.gg/g9X4V2W
ReZero episode 16 is a bit of a letdown given how awesome episode 15 was.
>>30023197
you're full of shit. I bet you like one piece too
hey OP do you have a girlfriend I'm asking for a friend
how the fuck do you learn to drive? is it normal to go to driving classes or do most people just get taught by their parents?
i never see anyone practicing driving or talking about it.
>>30023118
>i never see anyone practicing driving or talking about it.
Have you not been to ANY high school?
>>30023126
My parents taught me. High school never offered anything like that, besides classroom lessons on rules of the road etc. Where I'm from, driving school is costly and only for rich people with crazy busy parents
>>30023118
Are you in the US? Most people here were taught by their parents or took a class at their high school, or both. Going to drivers class as an adult usually means you've had a DUI, keep failing the test, or are foreign, with a few people just not getting around to it yet. Check your states DMV, they'll have a directory of approved classes if you're American.
My self-summary
Queer very sexual person
I don't belief in monogamy anymore
>fake eyebrows
this shit is disgusting senpai
>>30023115
>whales tattooed on her gut
You can't make this shit up
>>30023222
the orca are even depicted with fucking double chins. this image has to be a joke
nice triples
Anyone else really wanted to play RPG? I have read thousands of systems, made sheets for them, created stories or even "played" ready adventures as if they were choose your own adventure books...and even the dorkiest of the hobbys need a group of friends? It's note fair
>>30022949
You can play RPGs while being a robot pretty easily I think. You don't need to meet people IRL to play since you can use Roll20 and Skype. Finding a group isn't too hard since there are always people looking for players in their games and tend to be willing to accommodate new players.
Finding a GOOD group for RPGs can be a bit tough, but if you're willing to leave shit groups, you'll find one that works with you.
>>30023112
I've tried online but i'm not a english native so I few uneasy in a english speaking group so there just eventual groups that are most of the time already friends...
and well, even through skype you need to be friendly and things like it
>>30023204
I know your pain
oreganoti
