>tfw no white gf to marry and have kids with
neither of those are white
XD
>>30013011
What is your ethnicity?
not original.
>>30013034
South European
>be me at 5 years old
>dad's girlfriend's best friend's daughter is over, shes 3
>comes up to my room to play while the adults talk downstairs
>one thing leads to another and i have her spread eagle on the bed pants less and I think I was about to put a radio attennae up her vagina
>my stepmom (not at the time but currently) walks in and sees us
>don't remember what she said but my dad sat me down on the bed afterwards and told me not to ever touch girls down there, and i felt really ashamed
>if i had finished whatever the fuck i was going to do i mightve been more adventurous early on and pursued girls while i was still not fat
>tfw i could've been a super chad
>tfw my dad literally stunted my sexual growth and turned me subconsciously into a beta
>tfw now im horribly afraid of physical intimacy even though ive told like 2 girls since that were younger than me to get naked when we were alone, got a blowjob at 8 yrs old and girls kissing me all over (not the lips in elementary school) and all of it made me uncomfortable
Thanks Dad, you Freuded up my childhood
>>30013004
Things that didn't happen: The Post.
This is original tho.
>>30013056
Yeah because its impossible for two kindergarten kids left alone to get curious
>>30013004
You're sick in the head
Why do you guys hate women so much?
Most if the things you guys hate about them are not exclusive to women.
>Slutty
I hate it too, but men are also at fault. I see men and women both run away from commitment and engage I'm casual sex, or sex without being in a real relationship(a few years). Really it's just an issue with society as a whole.
>Stupid
Women tend to fall more into the herd mentality, but I see a lot of stupid guys too. Definitely not exclusive to women.
>Cheat/bad...
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White Middle class women still harp on about being oppressed but they are the most privallged group in HUMAN FUCKING history
Pic related
Also marriage with women has been ruined by them and the state
50% of marriages end in divorce
75% the woman initiates the divorce
82% of the time the kids go to the mother
Which means you will probably have to pay child support
Money and all of the assets are split 50:50 no matter what you had before the divorce or even if man was the sole provider
But women see no problem with this instead they see problems...
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Robots only claim to hate women because it takes the sting out of being unwanted by them.
The whole reason they're on this board is because they crave female attention.
>>30013209
Heres the child custody statistic
Sucide thread? Post painless methods.
I restrict myself to a somewhat painful method to discourage me from actually doing it.
Right now if I wanted to kill myself I'd stab myself in the heart. And I don't have the willpower.
burn charcoal in car is best method
Oh look, its time for another obscure suicide method threads meant to discuss it without actually doing it.
For people who are serious: gun to head, head on rails, jump from height.
Why do we even need to talk about anything other than those three?
How lonely are you?
>Lonely women
>Lonely men
>Lonely "robot"
>Lonely robot
Lonely "robot"
I'm sorry I'm being such an attention whore on this board even though there are real robots too.
I had some friends about a decade ago I guess.
Then again it turns out they kind of hated me and only tolerated me because we shared interests in certain games.
So lonely "robot"
>>30012962
Lonely men I guess...
But I work sales...so I have to deal with people everyday even if I don't want to.
Nice terror attack, Turkish civil war, multiple police shot in US, Ghostbusters remake released worldwide. Is this the worst week since 9/11?
I don't read the news.
I like it under my rock.
Stop paying attention to the jewfeed that has nothing to do with you.
>>30012939
it's bad but always be thankful if you live in a small city or town (like I do) and happenings will seem like a tv show
>>30012939
>normies get run over by truck
>military tries coup and fails
>people get shot in america
eh
Scott pilgrim is r9k reincarnated in graphic novel form.
>20 something man who is a loser
>always complaining about how no one wants him
>constantly becomes infatuated with bitchy Stacys then he wonders why he gets his heart broken
>finally gets the cute/perky, virgin gf that he always wanted
>soon after he cheats on her with a Stacy whore because she's cooler, hotter and white
>>30012916
If that's an accurate representation of robots then why are they dicks and morons?
>>30012964
Scott pilgrim is a dick and a moron
>>30012916
Its just the average normie movie where a normie can relate to Scott because even normies feel not normie from time to time
If Scott didn't have any friends
If Ramona didn't even know him
And people didn't shout Scott is the coolest at the beginning
Then it would be more robot but Scott can't get the girl at the end because that automatically means it's a normie movie
Can someone explain this for non native english speakers? What does Mickey mean?
>>30012903
Well it's a little too deep for me as well.
Donald says everything is fake - just chemicals in our brain. But he come to this conclusion with same chemicals he talks about so therefore it makes him a hypocrite. Whatcha gonna do about it?
>>30012903
Everything we see/ think gets processed by the human brain. The human brain consists out of (chemical) elements. Basically if you see for example a dog, you don't directly see a dog, but the chemicals in your brain make tell you/ make you believe that you saw one.
So basically everything you observe is observed by chemicals telling you (because the stimulus goes through your brain), and not by you actually seeing it happen.
Mickey is saying that that "insight" donald stated was also thought...
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>my gf won't let me do this with her
Hold me, robros.
>>30012892
That actually looks like something I could get in to
>>30012892
makes me horny
>>30012892
What if someone's hole is weaker and swallows up that whole thing?
So I occasionally work with a 16 year old girl who is kinda thin and vaguely cute, average looking overall I would say. I am 21 and we sometimes work alone, I don't really say a lot to her but I do think she's rather cute and I want to ask her out. The problem is obviously the age difference. I am a 21 kissless virgin, I am thin and not too ugly and not very spergy, just shy. I've got a lot of social awareness, I just suck at saying the right thing so I usually shut my mouth. I don't know why any of this matters but basically I am wondering: should I ask...
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>>30012878
>work with
>underage
>posting a thread about it
three strikes
OP watch vid related
https://youtu.be/qsAAHuxr3-4?t=1m20s
>>30012908
Well I'm not going to do it if it's not legal. But if it is I am still worried about others' perceptions of it.
Post the city you live in and otherd try to guess if you're a faggot.Ames Iowa
>>30012777
Hmm so you're probably studying at Iowa State, ISU is known for engineering and ag, engineers are faggots and farmers are just comfy. So I'd give you a 50/50 shot at being a solid autistic faggot.
Fresno, california.
rochester new york
>online """friend""" stops responding to your messages
>>30012764
>online friend does lewd things to your boypussy
>>30012806
Anon no this is a sad thread don't try to seduce me
>online friend tells others you're his bf
>6am
>TV turns on
>emergency alert system tone
>obama speaking
>nukes being dropped in your area
WWYD, /r9k/?
lay on the roof
rejoice, the world is over due
>>30012729
Run to the center
>claims to be a robot
>goes outside to play pokemon go
FUCKING IMPOSTERS I'M ONLY LEVEL FIVE BECAUSE I DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE
>>30012718
>tfw played pokemon go yesterday with my normie boyfriend
>he didn't seem as excited about it as when he played alone/with his friends
There are no pokemon near me, so I can't catch any without going to his house which is 35km away, but I don't think he wants to catch any with meprobably because I'm an ugly 2/10 and being seen in public daylight with me is a travesty of great proportions
No pokemon come to where...
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>>30012757
You sound cute Senpai desu
>>30012757
>has a bf
What you whinging for?
New Omegle Thread, no blackbox edition. Come meet your fellow sperglords, anon, robots, cyborgs and everything else.
Adidas-Chan reporting in.
>>30012635
What tags should I use? r9k? Or anything else?
>>30013995
So if it's not defined in the OP you cannot function by yourself? Obviously you fucking autist.
>>30014227
I can't, I am a robot