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How do I become a neet?
Why must I be doomed to support my meager existence through wagecuckery?
Why can't I have rich parents who will support me?
Get SSI.
Alternatively, don't be a NEET.
Have a pair of barn owls
>>30010673
I read that if you have any sort of work history then you have a shit chance at getting on that
I've been full time wagecucking for 5 years now
I'm doomed
>>30010634
If you're not a rich NEET there's no point. It's pure misery. The people on this board that get "autism bux" live with their parents and are getting like 15-18k a year from the government.
wymon smell nice
That genuinely made me laugh
>>30010573
Yeah man, especially their hair.
>tfw you will never smell snuggly gf's hair
>>30010573
Do they, really ? I mean, they are biological entities leaking fluid by every holes, from my very narrow experience, it doesn't smell nice most of the time.
>2016
>STILL slut shaming
>2016
>not having the mental capacity to understand why slut-shaming isn't a double standard
ITS THE CURRENT YEAR EVERYONE
>>30010555
You get what you give.
If you're a dude that plays games with bitches and goes down to the club and picks up a whore every weekend then that's they type of bitch you'll get. Being that guy and asking for an 18 year old virgin is hypocritical.
Being someone like me and asking for a non-slut is somehow a bad thing? Fuck that. I don't fuck whores every weekend so why would I want a bitch that sucks dick every weekend?
What are the most autistic hobbies?
>Conlanging
>>30010553
Flag collecting
Conlanging and conworlding
historical european martial arts
commentus originalus maximus primo
>tfw when your a newfag but you've lurked enough to see how everything works
tell us how it works, anon
>>30010537
>dumb frog poster
>le illumnati may may
>images.jpg
I don't think you know how it works yet
>>30010581
>anime reaction may may
>tripfag
I don't think you know how it works either friend
I don't know what's wrong with me. The longest I've ever been employed for was 3 years and that was in the army. I got out because as a general rule, I was smarter than everyone in the infantry, but I wasn't smart enough to reclass. Try to be a cop when I get out, turns out, my suicide attempt that I was hospitalized for and everyone swore would be a secret, was not a fucking secret. Couldn't be a cop. I get a job landscaping for a year. I make really good money, but it's mindnumbing so I quit. I decide it's time to go back to school. I get a job as a valet at a nice hotel and make awesome money. Company transfers me to the hospital and I make shit money- honestly, valet at an ER is a fucking terrible idea. I quit. Get another job as a front desk clerk at a hotel, because I enjoyed the hotel. Turns out, I really only enjoyed how easy it is to be a valet, because being a desk clerk is shit money and a shit job. I finally graduate and do so Magna Cum Laude. Go to law school. I've had several other jobs sense then that I hang around for a year in before quitting because I get pissed. I'm almost done with law school and I just had a terrible realization. What if I'm the problem? What if all along it has been me that's just a shit human being and not everyone else? I don't think I can survive any more changes. I don't know what to do.
>>30010478
GUYS last night I was drunk and wrote one of my Tinder matches to sit on my face. Now I'm pretty much sober and she answered me, but I don't have the courage to read her answer. It makes me nervous af. What should I do?
>>30010508
I mean, the worst that happens is she calls you a creep, the best is she says yes. Just read it, you're going to have to eventually.
>>30010508
Answer. Grills love a confident man. What's she going to do? Tell her friends that you want to eat pussy? You win either way.
who /sleazypaki/ here?
These guys can be spotted in almost any city in the world.
They say things to girls like "you are so beautiful"
"i run a shop in central London"
"can I buy you a drink sometime?"
"I know you girls like us tall, dark and handsome men ;)"
They say all this with confidence. 99.7% they get shot down immediately. But they keep going back. They come back stronger, sleazier and more persistent on their quest for pussy.
If men like this can strike the confidence to say things like this to women while they're trapped inside a shit skin body - what's you excuse robots.
Except for the fact that you are, as you say, a sleazy person in doing that. Do you want that to define your being? Do you want to look in the mirror and say "I'm a sleazy guy"? No, you don't, because no one with self-respect would, which I know you people are lacking in but deep down want to redeem a sense of.
Also, it's curious that people like this don't get any flack but white guys do. Then again white male privilege is a real thing and it's only white people who should get harangued about being sleazy and scummy, not ahmed who asks "u want fuk??" .
>>30010620
>people like this don't get any flack
maybe not in white guy imagination land
Op are you a sleazy paki??
What are you red flags for other men, /r9k/?
>thinks anyone gives a shit about his girlfriend and constantly talks about her
>doesn't like gaming at all
>constantly wallows in self pity when his situation isn't that bad
>talks way too loud
>never gives back money on time
>refuses to indulge in any other activities than drinking
>needs to get shitfaced everywhere to have a good time
>does drugs
>has casual sex
>brags that he works out, especially when others there also work out.
>brags about doing stupid things like getting drunk.
>thinks it's okay to talk about "getting pussy" 24/7
>makes fun of you for preferring anything over "dat puss".
>they are male
>they are alive
>>30010431
I'm sensing some hostility, care to elaborate?
> look, anon finally came out of his kennel
>>30010215
B0rf b0rk do I need a fork?
>>30010234
>B0rf b0rk do I need a fork?
why did I laugh
*unsheathes dual tantos*
*teleports onto table*
*cleave all their heads in half with a single spin*
*wuf.. nothin personal pups*
*ninja run back to my kennel on two legs*
*their blood hits the ground in a small shower*
I was 26.
I thought I was getting laid cause of my personality... then I got fat. Personality remained but the girls suddenly didn't.
>>30010142
I used to be skinny, fit, now fat - i could never get laid because my face is ugly and i am 5'7. Please end your life.
Wow it's almost like being aesthetically pleasing to the eye has benefits? No wait, it's the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Thanks enlightened individual for your contribution.
have to put in a shit ton of effort. when i got skinny that wasn't enough. i wanted to be strong. i got strong, that wasn't enough, i wanted to start getting bigger.
it just keeps snowballing.
i have to work, study, work out, commute, go to school, watch my diet.
i basically have to have insane discipline while also pushing myself to my physical limits... for what again?
i just do it for myself all day. but it's not like i'm gonna meet some bitch and she's gonna be like, "wow, you do so much, i want to pamper you!". i'm gonna find some retard who takes me for granted.
>be me
>walking home with gf from uni campus
>no one on campus this late in the year
>playing Pokemon GO together
>feels amazing
>literally 10/10 wild Chad appears
>great genetics etc.
>my heart sinks
>he speaks a solid 15 minutes about normie stuff
>says lel i play that game too
>he's so confident
>i see gf smiling the whole time he's with us
>feelings of inadequacy building
>he eventually leaves
>gf says (exactly this) : 'i dont want to upset you... but he has the ideal look that chinese girls are after'
>pepeplusthegun.jpg
>play it off like haha yea i can see why
What should I have done? Am I right to feel insecure? Am I pathetic? School me on what I should have done. This happened yesterday and I am still thinking about it...
>>30010136
what the fuck. first how old is she OP?
>>30010161
she's 32 (leftover girl) and i am 21. i am using her as a practice gf, before my 10/10 korean cutie
>>30010136
Literally dump her now to save the heartbreak and drama down the line
Dear Normies,
Where the fuck do I meet women that are free and willing to date?
>>30010100
most coeds are trying for a dual major in mrs.
>>30010100
Everywhere. Literally.
Library, gym, mall, college campus, beach, theatre, concerts, bars/clubs, volunteering, work, school, dating sites...
Need I go on?
>>30010100
Dating sites desu family. Places like >>30010222
suggested can work too but you basically need a "crew" as the normies say to go there and approach groups of girls. Unless you're a ultra chad and can pull it off alone. But if you're a robot I doubt you can muster that, and I doubt you have a reliable group of friends. Sign up for a dating site, be honest about your strengths and weaknesses and be patient. You're probably not going to find a good match for some time, you have to stick with it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHq7W0Sk-kI
>>30010072
Stay mad lil' nigga
Of course it's a hot mixed guy. WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN HOT? WHAT DID I DO TI DESERVE THIS?
It's always the cute mixed boys who are on our side(unless their moms are white). This man has a black mom and a white dad.
Who /hideousgenitals/ here?
>>30010056
thats a regular trimmed pussy, get out non roastie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>30010056
Shut the fuck up you basement dwelling neckbeard piece of shit, we all know you're just a fat slob behide that fake ass picture you got from Motherless. Fuck off my board
>>30010148
Praise you anon
Why don't you guys just hook up with one another to have sex? Seems like a win-win for everyone.
>hook up with fat fedora wearing people
fuck no, I have standards
they'll probably force me to make anime moans and dress up like a girl
>>30010058
I bet there are some qts on here
>>30010037
i'd like to try, yeah
just to fulfill a fantasy
but i'm too shy, not attractive and i can't start conversations
it would be also awkward as fuck
