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Who /Mental Illness/ here?
Anyone come out of the ward?
>Stop taking anti-psychotics
>head feels like its about to explode
>radio ears start again
>4 days later, I FEEL FUCKING FANTASTIC
It only gets better anons
> PTSD
> Avoidant
> Gay
> Pedophile
> Depression
Why did I turn out like this?
>>30009472
>OCD
>depression
>almost-autism
Spent some time at a ward as a kid. At the time I felt like it was the end of the world, but looking back on it, it doesn't seem to bad. If I hadn't been spooked so hard, it would have easily been better than school life.
true beauty is within the beholder.
same person?
bloxo
Somewhere in this thing, OP?
>tfw will never find a qt to play Dungeons and Dragons with
Wow, Eliza has really decayed
>Hugh Hefner has revealed he's slept with "over a thousand" women.
How many have YOU slept with?
under a thousand
Over nein thousnd
less than one
The thought of me dating someone or kissing or having sex with someone sounds completely alien to me. I can't even picture that happening in my mind.
Does anyone else feels the same?
I do. The thought of having a girls feels more uncomfortable than thinking I'll stay alone.
>>30009412
I feel exactly the same man. I don't understand how it happens. No idea why anyone would be attracted to me.
I think I'm too anxious and nervous to ever get naked with a woman, and sex sounds a bit gross too. I'm taking SSRIs and they seem to have killed my sex drive so hopefully I won't suffer much longer.
>>30009412
Yes, to the point I actively reject girls.
I need help.
My little fuck toy here wants to be tied up for the first time tonight. Never had an experience with bondage so I need all the tips you sick fucks have. Already have some awesome lubricant and some amphetamines so we can fuck all night.
She has C36 tits, is into choking, biting, scratching, hair pulling, being as loud as possible and calling me daddy if that helps you guys. Will bump thread with pic of body and if this thread gains traction I'll dump pics of tonight's experience.
bump.
Her ass is around two times fatter but still with the same waist size as in picture. Pussy is fantastic, can't last more than 20 minutes in that without drugs. Good thing she lets me snort them off her ass and the hood of her pussy.
>>30009384
just do whatever you feel is right. the only think i can think of is. blind fold her make her suck your dick or fuck her mouth blind folded . tie her hand behind her back lay her down on her stomach and fuck her or her mouth. call her names spank her.
Of all the boards you choose to ask for sex advice, you chose here
Wew lad
Theres probably a subeddit that could help you
>Just go out man, just go talk to some girls it's easy :)
I'll be waiting for you in my lair
>>30009359
Nobody cares about a feminist opinion. How this is even allowed to be published is beyond me.
>>30009394
I bet he would kick my ass in any vidya.
Sundays comfy thread about this little fucker
Topic of discussion - why and where is that video of him crying? we have screencaps of it, but no video.
>>30009303
thread theme:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EQrXdHxDAqo
I'm not gonna craaaaaack
>>30009303
Here's one screencap of it
inb4 canadian autist posts /pol/ shit
>tfw stepped on a Lego
>tfw your parents didn't love you enough to buy to legos
>tfw stepped on a mega blok
>think I'll go outside and read in my sunny garded
>a few minutes into reading a wasp lands on my left arm
>panic and try to punch it with my right
>tear a huge fucking patch of skin off of my nose, starts bleeding somewhat heavily
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30009333
my sincere condolences anon
but hey, look on the bright side, you just got trips boi
>Just bee urself brah :^)
>Just lift brah :^)
>Just put urself out there brah :^)
>Just get a haircut brah :^)
>Just dress better brah :^)
>Just talk to people brah :^)
>Its a numbers game brah :^)
>>30009217
>Fine wallow in your self pity brah
>just lift bra
>just buy the working out stuff or buy some gym ticket bra
>just find a job bra
>just have education to get a job bra
>just go back in time to not be just a generic kid without rich parents or contacts bra
succes = femwhores
Don't be yourself, yourself sucks. That's why you don't have any friends
Just get interesting hobbies faggots.
Reminder that you're just a worthless manchild if you don't have a family.
here's the rest of his rant
Oh no, I'm a worthless manchild!!! You were right OP! I'll go start a family right now!!!
Nope. Just experienced my bipolar sisters birthday. I pity my parents and never want to emulate their despair.
>Go to party with friends
>Pretend to pass out from drinks while sitting next to female friend
>Feel contact for once by leaning into her
I'll take "Who else feels like a creepy fucking loner" for $500 thanks Alex
>>30009193
>at a party
>with friends
>female friend
Found the normie
>>30009222
I got dragged along by my flatmates, the female friend is a friend of my flatmate
>>30009272
FOUND
THE
NORMIE
Damage control won't save you
>i-i was dragged along
>i d-don't really know her
>im totally not a normie even though I have more social contact in a single night than other people do in a year
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IW1fuyCzpZ
>mfw putting weed into my wagecuck neigbour's house and reporting him to the police
>>30009153
Thisvocaroo is comfy.
nice lisp faggot
who /lovesrimjobs/ here?
Are we talking giving or receiving?
Because I've done neither.
Prostate massage with no dick rubbing is better
>>30009147
can you please spam your fetish in another board, along with castration spammers, trap spammes rand bbc spammers?
So I kinda turned down/sperged out on head from pretty average girl. Both been drinking so no real issues around that but should I have settled and curbed my loneliness?
>>30009142
yes you shoukd have
>>30009142
>current year
>not spreading your seed far and wide
ya blew it
(OP) pic is related obviously. Damn I guess I fell for the qt Virgin gf meme
>Be me 20 and homeless
>Reason being I gave up on school and society which led to me dropping out of highschool at 18
>Parents said if I drop out they'll give me a month to leave before they kick me out
>Challenge accepted
>Take the $1000 out of my bank account and order a Galaxy S5, 64GB microsd card, screen protector, and one of those phone cases that charges my phone
>Slap Cyanogenmod onto my phone to remove bloat and install the stuff I need such as clients to torrent over WiFi
>No phone plan at all just the phone
>Once the month is up I head out to the nearest homeless shelter in the city
>Rules are that you can only come for meals and to sleep. You need to go out looking for a job from 7:00AM-5:00PM
>Conceal my phone while I sleep and eat and leave the ghetto area right after to go to the nicer city parks
>Sit on benches on my phone playing games or watching torrented anime
>When I need WiFi or a recharge I just go to a resturaunt or the library
Its not perfect bros but it is damn comfy enough. I get like 6 hours worth of charge still and I can basically watch anime and play games even without WiFi. Life is actually OK. Food kinda sucks at the shelter but fills me up.
>>30009135
>parents kicking their kids out at 20 just because they failed school
do americans hate their kids?
>>30009135
Will the shelter finally cop on that you haven't been finding a job?
>>30009188
I don't think so. Maybe they will. I keep quiet while I'm there and let the more noisey poor people cause trouble. I just stay to eat as much as I can and just sleep. If they do I'll just go to another shelter. Haven't been kicked out yet after about 2 years. People are always coming into the shelter and leaving.
