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I need your guys help. I need you to be my heroes really. For about the past year these 3 people in my neighborhood that live close by have constantly everyday caused me to have stomach aches, almost every hour of the day they are causeing these stomach aches and I have to resort to constantly drink water and take over the counter drugs in an attempt to alleviate it. They also wake me up in the middle of the night once again attacking my stomach,and also my heart. Alot of the time a 2nd person is also attacking my heart and causeing heart pain and palpatations,Yes these are real people. I used to know them. I always hear them and it sounds like they station themselves nextdoor to my house to harrass me for the most part. They do this not in person. Now I know this isn't voodoo, that would be silly, but something scientific. Can anyone help me find if there is a name for this or a scientific study. I am considering taking legal action for this harassment.
>>30006738
YOU
HAVE
SCHIZOPHRENIA
DUDE
Go see a shrink and tell them all of this.
Go see a doctor. And tell him everything that you just posted.
>>30006738
You do need help, but I don't know how...
I look like this, eat shit like cheetos all day and still fuck more pussy than you, step your game up r9k
bitch you better step up your snack game
who /takis/ here
>>30006663
This.
You ever ate Takis with Tapatio and.lime juice? Fucking love it. I can't eat it any other way.
>>30006642
>peeps
kill yourself bro
>It's "just sex" huh? Well this is "just" my sword plunging into your chest.
*stabs you*
That's a cool coat. I want one.
But anon, i love you as a friend! ahhhh save me chad
*gets stabbed*
*disappears*
*reappears behind you*
heh... did you really think i was a normal stacy... kid?
*unsheaths dual katanas*
>>30006635
*sword slides off of my chest*
Wow, you're pretty strong kid. If it wasn't for my vest I would have been injured.
*takes sword out of your hand*
You shouldn't play with knives anon.
Is it true Asian girls find white guys more attractive than their fellow kins people?
>>30006633
asian bitches like white guys like how white bitches love asian guys
t. white guy with asian friends
100% yes. i live in Vancouver and always see Chinawomen with white men. Asian men are unlucky as fuck desu. there was a pic that used to circulate here of a chinese woman saying "ddont stereotype asians" then she snapchatted her self nude saying shed do anything for white dick. western asian women are huge hos
>>30006683
But white girls don't--Oh...
Guys I got a group interview on monday. What should I expect? I've had one on one interviews before, but this is my first group interview. Will they hire only one person from the entire group? Or will most of the people get hired? I feel like I'll have an autism attack.
>group interview
Fuck that shit, I just won't go since I'm such a fucking loser that anyone will beat me out for this job.
They'll pick the most sociable candidate. It's blatant. They don't actually look for skills. They choose who gives them the best feelings. I had a group interview a few months ago and everyone else there blew me out of the fucking water. Everyone else could crack jokes, wasn't nervous or everything.
>never got a call back
Good luck anon
>>30006808
So chads win again? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why don't porn producers go all the way in on the incest angle? It's always stepmoms and stepsisters, it's fucking lame
>>30006595
because a lot of normies unironically believe stepcest is bad and taboo too
sex has gone to far, the normies are seeking more creative things to satisfy their hedonistic desires
it;s not all like that you just have to find the right ones
First person to make sexual advances onto me
>be me
>18 kv shutin
>At vegas strip in some hotel with familia
>sister goes off to pokemon go meetup
>mom goes to bathroom
>break out the pokemon go
>10 minutes into go
>Some dude around 22 (he said he finished college recently) comes and starts talking to me
>I teach him the ways of pokemon go cause he hadnt played it.
>He say that he is meeting his "friend" at a gaybar
>Leans over and whispers to me "Hey i think your cute, wanna come up to my room"
>no.jpg
>I decline politely
>Mind is in a meltdown trying to decide how to escape
>cant
>stall for 10 more fucking minutes
>See mother waiting around the corner
>after 10 more attempts to fuck me i say im leaving
>leave
>tfw all you can do is attract gay dudes
actual true story happened ~an hour ago
I dont do green texts so whatever but this was just too fucking funny
Yo I'm in Vegas for a bit too. Where you staying guy?
>>30006556
live here senpai
>>30006512
>tfw I only attract little girls
>Too shy and moral to tell them to fuck off
>Have to wait for their parents to take them home
>Parents give me dirty looks
This is why I don't go outside
lTT post a picture and some one else matches it with a song
here's good one, what does it sound like?
>>30006462
S Y N T H W A V E for sure my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGzZ4SjFOLI
>>30006508
the clock, the bat, and the piano made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzPC_yAa3aI
>>30006571
forgot to include my pic
There is nothing worse than being born a nigger
Shut the fuck up crypto racist
Try cutting both your legs off with a fork, and then rephrase the statement
Being a smelly dumb /pol/tard scum sure it
>>30006459
Hang yourself immediately. Stop reposting this.
Are you depressed for a reason? Or are you depressed for no reason?
Which is the greater hell?
Can't put my finger on why. It's worse because I don't know what to fix
Living a healthier lifestyle would be a start I suppose
>>30006408
The latter, absolutely.
But there being no reason to feel depressed and still being depressed can become a reason for depression in itself.
>>30006408
Both. Been like this for a long time, but growing up and finding out the state of everything just made it worse
Who /palingenetic ultranationalism/ here?
I think Palin is dumb. But Tina Fey is funny when she does impersonations.
>>30006439
>american humor xD
>>30006520
Don't lump him with the rest of us.
He's probably a fucking easily entertained liberal that thinks SNL and the new all-female ghost busters movie is quality entertainment.
I feel like I'm the only person that feels intense guilt over being a pervert. There are so many people that I know that share my nastiest interests, and none of them even know how to approach or understand my guilt. Why is it just me? And given that it certainly /is/ me, should I abstain from acting on my fetishes and find a new crew to hang out with?
bujp
>>30006332
It is because you haven't fully accepted them. You may incorporate, but if you don't assimilate then it will still feel like it is not right.
I'm openly perverted. I have fun with it. And make girls uncomfortably giggle. It's the best when you make them blush to something lewd.
>>30006332
>still feeling guilt
what are you even doing here
>tfw your girlfriend tells you about some beta from her work that asked her to a movie because he "didn't want to go alone"
>not wanting to be rude she tells him she wants to bring someone
>that euphoric feeling when he's left to be a third wheel while me and my girlfriend giggle and kiss in the movie theater
>i look over and see him holding back tears in his eyes
>she tells me he quit work the next week
Everyone in this story is shit
>>30006323
3/10 bait
was not entertained, but read most of it
>>30006323
I'll take robot fantasies for 200, Alex.
ever since I cuddled with a girl a few years ago, when I see a girl these days I think of something I wanna cuddle with rather that something I wanna fuck. Not all the time but sometimes.
How beta is this? Is it a normal thing?
>>30006302
>tfw whenever I see a woman the only thing I feel is anger
>>30006302
Gay and narcissistic
Youre probably unware of this but losers can be narcissist too
>>30006324
how is wanting cuddle having a big ego while disregarding others?
Who /boredallthetime/ here?
I'm NEET and I mostly enjoy the lifestyle, but I'm getting to a point where I feel bored all the time. I sometimes imagine what I would do if I could do anything, and anything I think of seems uninteresting. I don't want a job, but I don't know what to do.
>>30006299
Thanks for all the replies YOU FUCKING LOOOOSSSSEEEERSSSS
How do you pay for things?
Are you another leech?
>>30007329
go to hellseks
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