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"Le WOMENZ can rape little boys all they want!! Any lil boy who wouldn't want that is a GAY FAG because I totally would be into that! XDDD"
I fucking hate this meme so much.
>>30004674
Faggit detector of the charts
>>30004674
I wanted to have sex with my middle school teacher and I got in trouble for touching her bum
>>30004952
desu, little girls are total lesbos for not wanting some hot man cock to tear them in half
How does this picture make you feel /r9k/?
What do you think of about this person?
Bloody bagina.
she needs to take a shower desu
>>30004628
I DON'T KNOW.
Is that period blood?
Why did she take that picture?
She needs to take a shower NOW.
And this means a lot coming from me.
Actually decided to talk with a girl in class
>looks like a total asspie autistic fat chick
>play vidya like myself
>stutter and ask for her numba
>have the best chat until 4am
>10/10 personality
>find out she is asexual
>rip dreams of putting penis in vagina
At least I might be able to hold hands once. Maybe
>>30004602
Probably isn't asexual.
It's likely she lost hope and calls herself asexual to ward off others and make her feel better about being disgusting.
if she's really cool she might let you put benis in vagin just because she's considerate and knows it'd feel good for you, keep trying friend!
I'm asexual. Sex isn't something I care about on a physical level, but it is a really deep emotional thing. Penor in vagoo is something I really only care about in philosophical terms.
>wish we could turn back timeoriginal desu
>>30004599
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>tfw the universe repeats itself and since you're not conscious it goes by in an instant and you get to relive life again infinity times
If you have keratosis pilaris all over your legs and arms as a girl (which is an incurable condition) should you just kill yourself then? Is it over?
what's wrong with having this? I doubt anyone would be really bothered by the appearance
>>30004596
No................................
also gtfo roastie
>>>/soc/
Yes.
I'm a guy who has it and it has never been an issue at all to the girls I have been with. Of course I was super self concious about it because I have it everywhere, my arms, legs, torso, and ass. But I have yet to get one comment from a female in my life.
Now I dated a girl for a few months who had KP and it consumed her life so much I dumped her. It was just on her legs but she could not wear shorts and she wouldn't even let me touch her legs because she was so embarrassed.
Those tiny red dots are the devil. Sorry fembot.
AAAAAAHHHH
>So disgusted by gay sex
>Dick, balls, and perineum makes it look gay and disgusting when viewed from behind
>Would never subject somebody else to that view, nor humiliate myself by subjecting myself to the view
>How is sex going to work ???
What can I do about it? Is bleaching viable? Has anyone spent time reading about anal bleaching? Can you get a pink no-no-hole, as well as penis, from it?
Anything else that could make it look less gay and disgusting?
>inb4
>"Go to /lgbt/ or /mtfg/
No, they're all gay and disgusting there.
Literally, they've had sex pre-transition, and seem to think their penis makes them sexy. Some of them even use their penis to penetrate vaginas.
>>30004562
oh my. sauce?
Oh no!!!!!
>For instance, people with dark brown skin around the anus won't be able to get their anus bleached to either white or light pink.
>The only option would be to ligthen the skin around the area to the color as surrounding skin.
This picture, from yesterday, looked ok. I could maybe live with that... But that's because it's PINK, and white. (Hope this isn't cp?)
>>30004589
I don't know, I only look at tumblr porn gifs.
>>30004649
Oh thank you jesus lord of heaven, it's actually not that dark.
Maybe this will be my salvation.
It looks really weird though... Half of it has a different color, and the skin there is darker and wrinkly.
female who hasn't showered for two weeks AMA
>>30004543
timestamp roastie
You realize where you are right? And that not showering isn't uncommon here?
git da fuk out
Spread that shit like grilled cheese u dirty cunt.
High niggas only
Sobriety niggas corny
>>30004538
if you do drugs u r a normiE becuz u have to talk to someone to gfet it.
>>30004606
this gets blown the fuck out every time someone posts this retarded shit
just because you're too stupid to use a DNM, doesn't mean the rest of us are
>>30004606
False. Lmao, only a normie would think this much.
>MFW you fags mock wageslaves. Nothing fucking happens between 9 AM and 5 PM anyway. I'd rather have money and respect than the boring life of a neet.
>>30004471
Keep telling yourself that, wagecuck
>tfw all I think about when I'm at work is going home
I was not meant for this life
How do I get past the part where I have to be interviewed? It's like these normies can sense that I'm socially retarded loser.
Rise from the ashes edition
>>30004456
4068 reporting in, been watching evo all weekend which has been fun.
2323 here. Have go to the doctors AGAIN to try and defeat this ear infection I've got. I've been practically deaf for the better part of two weeks. Can't wait to spend Sunday afternoon sitting around the doctors office.
Midway upon the journey of our life
I found myself within a forest dark,
For the straightforward pathway had been lost.
Ah me! how hard a thing it is to say
What was this forest savage, rough, and stern,
Which in the very thought renews the fear.
So bitter is it, death is little more;
So robots, why aren't you a skinhead yet?
>social outcast
>white supremacist
>badass
>white supremacist
Seems like the ideal version of most people here.
>>30004420
most skinheads aren't whit esupremacists btw
also, it's a subculture that stemmed from the working class
neets don't belong
>>30004420
do you see how tight those jeans are? how many fat neets here do you think could fit in those things? and fuck being bald unless you're actually balding
>>30004434
This.
There were a lot of black skinheads and majority of skinheads were against racism. It only changed later on and the message of the group changed for the bad.
I will do anything to reset my mind. My outlook on life is so fucked up and I can hardly go a minute without having a crisis. The only time I can sometimes avoid the tweak outs is when I'm reminded that my life is pointless and I take the day off to wallow and do nothing of substance. Even then I rarely make it through the day.
I've considered head trauma, but from what I've read it seems like a terrible idea. I'd love to find some sort of miracle drug but so far all the drugs I've done have made things worse in the long run. And before you say that's the problem, I went clean for 8 months and counting. There has been no correlation to improvement.
Please understand it is not my life that's the problem. It's my mind. I have a perspective that doesn't jive with living in a mortal body. I will do anything to go back to normal.
i will tell you how to go back, lad. Do it at your own risk
You're gonna need to induce amnesia. Use google.
Another option is electicity to the skull. Only real risk is "one flew over the cookoos nest"
Good luck
>>30004443
>You're gonna need to induce amnesia. Use google.
Of course I've googled that already.
>Another option is electicity to the skull. Only real risk is "one flew over the cookoos nest"
I've been hearing about this as a means of brain stimulation. I'll look into it.
>>30004409
or you could just try and change your perspective. head trauma will likely kill you or maim you in a terrible way.
Is it too much to ask for anime to become real?
Why can't I have a 2D waifu for real?
Just fucking end me.
>>30004401
It is impossible. I don't think anyone actually lives the 2D SOL in the real world.
The stories perpetuated in anime seem to be a romanticized version of life that cannot be achieved in the 3rd dimension. Sure, normalfags live much more robust social lives than us, but is their romance comparable to that of chinese cartoons? With divorce rates at an all time high and with infidelity as rampant as it is, I don't think so. We were put in this world to suffer and to strive to survive in spite of that suffering.
Can any normie lurking confirm if romance compares to the mongolian movies we cherish?
Lol, when i went to japan i saw all the animes turn into real life. Freaky because i never never expected japan to 'be like the animes' - my qt took me to a sakura tree and fed me takoyaki balls underneath. When i left japan he posted a photo of the sky to his social media and wrote some anime-lyrics-tier caption about the sky being same no matter what part of the world.
My friend who lived there a whole year had even more of experiences like this - one time he went karaoke and a friend invited an otaku he'd never meet before. She sang all the hatsune miku songs and every time she picked a song she would say things like 'it's not like i like vocaloid' 'i'm not actually a fan of them' or 'i don't actually know this song' but she sang them all 10/10 lyric memorised and all, ha!
>>30004638
whoever said anything about SoL?
i wanna live in a dystopian world full of organized crime and assassinations, and get drawn into bizarre love triangles with women substantially older and younger than i am, all with edgy philosophical undertones and christian symbolism
>seinen masterrace
>mummy is drinking again
>>30004271
>daddy is doing drugs again
But drinking's good for you! You need to drink at least 3 gallons a day!
>>30004271
iktfb. My mom has a drinking problem too. Thing is, she's the sweetest woman I've ever met and the drink doesn't change that. What bothers me is that she drinks to cope with her shitty life and makes a fool of herself by overindulging regularly.
Occasionally she'll take some time off as a 'cleanse' but I can tell that it's very difficult for her even though she thinks clearer, communicates better, and has an easier time doing her daily routine.
We have so much fun and connect so well when she's not drinking two bottles of wine a day. When she inevitably goes back to the bottle, it really hurts me.
Sorry for writing so much I just had to let it out. The sweetest woman I'll ever know is fucked up and it bothers me so much
What are your thoughts about incest, /r9k/?
>>30004250
>incest family
>everyone else is ugly
>somehow the sister is pretty
ruins it desu
>>30004268
Maybe a cousin?
As long as there's no having kids, it's not so bad. Me and my dad are a thing but no kids will come of it.
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