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Gondola is the embodiment of wu-wei, and its artistic ethos is wabi-sabi -- the mindful appreciation for beauty in both the everyday and the sublime through the acceptance of transience and imperfection. Gondola art is the authentic and compassionate exploration of the human condition.
Please breathe and relax for a moment.
>>30002714
no, gondola is just gondola
Gondola is a comfy meme. It'll be a shame when it eventually becomes another Facebook normie trend.
>>30003019
Gondola is not a meme or a trend. Gondola is a way of life and can only be spread when peace and tranquility are spread.
Can anyone else here feel their sex drive fading away. I think one day it will disappear completely I imagine thats when the magical powers kick in
>>30002698
sex drive fades away but the need for companionship does not
>>30002698
bump>>30002730
how old are you
>>30002777
27, stopped caring about sex around 22 or 23.
>want to be nice guy
>know girls don't respond to it so I don't
We are truly living in the end days, I'm surprised it's not raining brimstone by now.
please kill me desu
>>30002711
I started watching anime again, there's no hope.
>>30002682
>don't be a nice guy
>try to emulate chad
>women can tell it's disingenuous
You can't win either way.
I'm sorry anon but I wanna experience some diversity before we get married. I'll talk to you before we hit 30, ok anon?
>>30002658
Dad we can't really marry and you know it.
Just because mom left you doesn't mean you have to imitate her. You need treatment.
I've never been cucked before. How bad is the red haze you feel when you see your girl getting flirted on like this?
>>30002823
It's hot af when it s a black bull that looks likeit will dominate your woman
Ask a drunk 20 year old college dropout schizoaffective loser with no friends anything.
>>30002597
Oh, I also forgot to mention that I'm a virgin.
>>30002597
Here's that reply you wanted, /r/4chan.
>caring about not having any friends
You don't belong here
>women all over the globe fuck their pets >you cant get one to fuck you
>you're worse than an animal
>>30002575
learn how to format a post you fucking moron.
>>30002595
Fair, but in my defense, I put it on two lines. No idea why it came out that way.
>16
>measure dick
>go around telling everyone I have a 7.5 inch cock
>years later realize you held the ruler the wrong way around
>actually have 7.5 inch dick
>get fat
>most of my dick is now covered
someday I will lose weight and he will return to his former glory
>>30002783
Having excessive amounts of fat makes your body produce noticably more estrogen and less testosterone than normal. That former glory is probably nowhere to be found sorry anon
>>30002509
So how long is it really?
>>30003617
> So how long is it really?
What's 12 - 7.5?
Who addicted to porn here?
I can't even go one day without masturbating
Masturbate 5-6 times a day worried I might die of heart attack after 6 times
how about this one?
does this get you going?
If I go beyond 2 days my brain suffers dopamine withdrawal
Why are """"femanons"""" allowed to post here without showing tits? Are you just a bunch of beta white knights who believes the first maiden that makes your cock tingle?
r9k is no better than facebook. if you want real robot discussion, go to wizchan.
>>30002425
fuck off
first guy to respond gets their name written on a body part of my choice :3
>>30002471
my name is NiggersTongueMyAnus and it needs to be written across your gooch
>try to make conversation in a group
>get ignored
>oh I guess they didn't hear me
>try talking about something else
>"What are you on about, anon?"
>everyone starts laughing
>try to make a joke about being ignored
>"What?"
>n-never mind
>try to make conversation in a group
>get ignored
one time this happened and a girl told me I had to speak up
and then I just stopped talking forever in groups
>decide to "be myself" for once in a group instead of pretending to be a normal person
>say joke out loud that comes to my head
>"what the fuck dude?"
>>30002422
Grow some balls you beta fuck. People are genuinely disrespectful to people like yourself because your weakness is neurotic and annoying. Raise your test levels and your outlook will improve dramatically.
>people with such bodies claim they can't get a gf
why do they lie? I don't get this.
>>30002411
because their face looks like it made friends with a belt sander and their dick got the short end of the dick stick
I don't know, I don't have the genetics to have a body like that so I guess I will never have a gf.
>>30002453
You can't be sure their dick and face are like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idskoqdeSa8
Do you remember, robots?
>You will never experience the old Internet ever again
>You will never experience the pre-2007 era ever again
>tfw I will never be a 4chan oldfag because I came here in 2010
at least I can take pride in the fact that I was an originalfag on youtube
my first account was made in may 2007
it was so much fun back then
everything was new
>>30002254
>Japanese text
Ruined at that point Americana was ruined by globalism mainly japan They have spawned weaboo scum
>came to 4chan in 2007
>mfw realizing I'm part of the cancer that ruined the internet
>tfw not sure if you're bisexual and too scared to really indulge the notion because you just might be a fucking pervert
>tfw completely straight and going to go jack it to some dagashi kashi doujins right now
thanks for the inspiration op
>>30002213
>tfw you met up with a guy to get a blowjob and see if bi feelings were real or not
>he made you suck his dick and you went along with it because beta
>after he cums make up some excuse and leave
>much regret that night
>still think about trying again 'to make sure'
dont do hookups if you do decide to act on your feelings, go for relationship if possible
coolridge effect brah
basically male sexuality is far more plastic then we are lead to believe and men are actually instinctively turned on by cocks, feet, etc. because it was linked to sex.
Most people don't know this so they just think they are gay when they've been watching porn and they start associating dicks with sexual attraction.
Nah, if you want to date a guy you're gay. If you just like dicks then you probably are straight with dick fetish because of all the porn.
>tfw I missed the grand GET
Time to find out what it was
>>30000000
>>30002196
oops I guess the mods deleted it :^)
Looks like that didn't work, what was it senpaitachi.
>>30002196
>>30002208
>>30002219
gotchu senpaitachi, look here >>30001066
Also since I'm curious
>>30000001
>>29999999
Who else /stupid/ here? Tell stories about your retarded self
>be me
>want gf
>don't talk to girls
>start online cs course
>do literally nothing
>try to falsify grades at the last minute
>fail
>>30002221
they would just think you're creepy anyway
>intentionally try to be as skeptical as possible
>because, people lie all the time, even on grand scale, skepticism is only natural
>see documentary about crop circles
>convinced there's no way all these circles are man-made
>later learn that there is pretty much nothing that distinguishes the man-made from the unknown, because nobody properly researches them
>hear about theory that dinosaurs are the dragons of tales, just that they survived longer than thought
>believe it, because several even older stories have vague descriptions that sound somewhat like a dino
Basically, try to be skeptical, but still fall for any new idea i haven't heard about before right away
