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How do I get a loli gf?
Serious question here
You go to sleep
>>30002162
Move out of the U.S.
>>30002389
to where though
>be me 18
>looking at hentai and jerking off
>dad calls me to come and look at something on tv
>tell him im busy and to hold on
>5 minutes later he asks what im doing
>i say nothing
>he comes to my room and starts trying to open the door
>tell him to stop before he regrets it
>he picks the fucking lock
>he sees my cock out and i start pushing the door closed but hes still trying to get in
>push him away from the door so he doesn't come on
>pushes his way into my room and punches me in the face then storms off
Why the fuck can't I get any privacy?
its your fault you got cought and punched in the face, you should have stopped jerking off when he was trying to open the door.
most poor souls don't have that much time before they get caught.
>>30002091
>not stopping the second he called you
shit tier masturbatory defense skills, OP
>>30002225
I've gotten away with it so many times in the past, I just let my guard down like an idiot this time.
who here feels both mentally and physically unwell? why?
Ive been alone and hungover for the past few weeks, and I think my body can't handle much more of this.
>incredibly lonely
>incredibly miserable
>incredibly anxious
>incredibly tired
>incredibly nauseous
I pray every day that a car runs me over
>>30002192
I don't usually feel like that but I'm pretty sleep deprived rn and it's hitting pretty hard, what can I do to feel less like shit?
>>30002085
I just decided to ignore it after a while
The judicial system in my country is incompetent at best, and corrupt and malicious at worst. If a case even makes it to court, they usually drag out for an entire decade, it doesn't matter how clear cut the events are.
Reasons vary from case to case, but I like to thinks is never personal
Internet is slow (for obvious reasons) so I might take a moment to reply
give an example of how a case can be dragged out for a decade.
>>30002040
Misfiling of evident ( usually done on purpose after a sum of many is exchanged with the lawyer of the accused ) is the principal cause, people don't have a sense of pride for their jobs or a moral compass down hero, they will do anything to bring extra $ at the end of the day.
The second more common cause is the impossibility to locate one of the parties involved. Many live in very poor and crime ridden placed where law enforcement only visits under specific scenarios, none one gives a rat ass about some dudes personal problems.
>>30002250
>>30002250
Home invasion is also a really big problem here, Obtaining an order of eviction is a huge amount of work, and is the perpetrators conceive a child in that property, you can say goodbye to whatever hopes you had to get it back, In the eyes of a judge, its case closed, its pretty fucked up. Im not a law expert, but my lawyer warned me about this situation.
>tfw no sneezing bf
B.. bump senpai. I need a few yous to get me through the night
>>30002003
tfw no cozy gf
tfw no average girl to text you at night.
Who here is rocking one of these bad boys?
>>30001977
I'm rocking several
>tfw the pain is so bad I have constant headaches
fuck my stupid genes that allow me to get them
What are those? Kankers from fucking hell?
>>30001977
>bite lip/cheek
>get canker sore
>eat too much sugar
>get canker sore
why, god?
I want to die
Not an original comment
>>30001944
What happened man? It passes, trust me.
>>30001975
>it passes
>it gets better!
Biggest load of bullshit youll ever hear. It never gets better. Ive been telling myself that it gets better for 10 years now and every year is more painful than the last. For over half of my life ive wanted nothing but the sweet release of death. Dont fall for the "it gets better" meme anon.
>>30002063
It gets better if you work to make it better. What is your situation OP? What are your stats?
>girls care more about pigs and chickens than they ever would for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjDzxJ4ICKY
I just had beef chili, and it was very delicious.
>tfw I'm a a vegetarian
>tfw people constantly ask about it and say a load of retarded bullshit every time
Why are vegans so emotional and irrational?
>watch tons podcasts where the people have facecams
>no longer have trouble maintaining eye contact
You a fan of those?
Is this TGT reaction image dump?
>>30002074
>
>>30001878
Any of you mates a fan of TGT?
who don't need no man :(
>>30001876
Post your face ugly faggot.
>>30001876
Im an mtf and I have never ever felt any of these faggot feelings you guys always put in your sissy shit. I'm a girl. I'm a submissive girl. I'm not a submissive boy. I would want to read a story about an mtf where they were respected and treated them like a woman and then raped them to death with tentacles. This "suck my dick you faggot" is gay as fuck. You some gay ass niggas.
>>30002153
lol wtf are you on about
Omegle time. Tags: R9K, robot9001
I AM DRUNK ANONS LETS GBO
Talking to chill blackbox, come join us
tfw no loner esoteric girls on omegle video
I want to have sex with another boy am I gay? Do I need to buy a 4chan pass in order to sex one?
Yes. You need to buy SEVERAL passes actually
t. Hiro
>>30001856
You don't want to have sex with another male, your sexuality is out of control and you need to find purpose in your life.
>tfw thinking about going gay out of desperation
>tfw submissive beta
How do I become less submissive? I want to be more of an alpha. Is it all genetics? Am I doomed? I think I've been this way all my life.
>>30001803
You are unattractive to most women, and unsustainable in a long term relationship because they will begin to resent you and desire a dominating man, and those who do find that attractive treat you like a fetish and want to peg you.
Good luck have fun
>>30001803
>tfw I have a lot of chad aspects
>tfw don't get turned on by normal sex and want a gf who slaps me when shes had a bad day at work
>>30001803
Just stop giving a fuck what other people and your parents think, Your body will change if you listen to it for once..
Once you figure your shit out and become a real person, you will feel the repercussions of past self-doubts echoing around in your head. The goal is to ride the wave of faith like a surfer or waterfowl, always at the crest, never falling backwards or forwards into depression.
How has /r9k/ forgotten about this shit in under an hour?
because its not interesting or important to anyone in any way.
>>30000000
uhkj
>>30001802
nice try s4s
Info Chart thread.Maybe some of us can make new friends :^)
>>30001660
working on it... hold on, bumping
>>30001660
I-I already have a BF, so i'm just looking for friends...
please be my friend ;-;
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