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I put on the fan, AC, and took off my comforter and my bed is still too hot
>>30003760
>get in bed
>wake up and it feels like I pissed myself it's so wet
>>30003760
>jerk off in bed
>have to sleep in a pool of my own ass sweat
>>30003808
every night i try to get my jerk off 2 hpours before i go to bed so it has time to cool off and not be so nasty
Why is 4chan so obsessed with cuckoldry and netorare? Why do you love/hate it so much?
>>30003750
because it's a known fact that big dicks are better than small ones. if you have a small penis you're a bitch and don't deserve your bitch. or something like that, right?
>>30003750
because almost all porn is "cuck" porn. and this generation came of age around the time internet porn got big and was freely available. almost all porn outside pov and single female is watching someone else fuck the girl, so now its evolved to a fetish. Not only are they watching someone get fucked but they are watching someone watching someone get fucked and they identify with the person watching in the video
>spend life seeing men stronger, more handsome and smarter getting with all my crushes
> be me
> have old guys hitting on me
> gain weight
> no more old man attention so now I can go to the store in peace
> lose weight from stress
> old guys are hitting on me again
> I can only do so many eyerolls
What would you do to get old normies off your back so you can be left alone?
Just tell them to stop and quit being a fucking pussy
>>30003737
r u qt boy or gril
>>30003737
anyone else mad they are too manly/fat/old to have qt trap/twink aesthetics?
I dont even want to suck dick or find men attractive at all, I'd just have liked to prick-tease fags and dressed slutty
Never trust women /r9k/, I did and I got my heart broken. I met a girl online and for about a month we kept in regular contact. Things were going great, we were making a lot of plans for the future. I felt like I finally found my soulmate, she told me she was happy with me and that she felt the same. Then all of the sudden she stops responding to me, it wasn't gradually, one day we were talking then now its nothing. She unadded me from Skype and kik won't deliver messages. I've never gotten this far with a relationship and I've never felt heartbroken.
I was doing so well, I stopped drinking, doing drugs and I wasn't depressed anymore. I actually started to ween myself off of SSRI meds. Now I feel worse than ever, who could do such a thing? It would have made it so much better if she told me she was leaving me. I don't know what's going on, something could have happened to her, or she could have straight up left me.
Don't trust women, just stay away if you don't want to feel.
>>30003705
>I met a girl online
stopped reading there desu. women are even shittier online than off desu
>>30003718
It's the only way I can talk to one, desu.
If you ever feel like someone is your "soulmate" after only a month, that feeling is bullshit and entirely hormone-driven, no matter how real it feels.
>TFW you're 25 years old
>TFW you'll never be a cute 16 year old boy
>TFW you'll never be asked to crossdress by an older friend
>TFW you'll never look up at him with tears in your eyes and say "B-But I'm a boy, this isn't right"
>TFW you secretly want to put it on
>TFW you'll never get dicked afterwards
J-Just kill me now senpai
kys instead faggot
>>30003684
>It's another mental illness episode
>>30003684
Wouldn't it be nice to be the admiral in that comic?
You can just fuck and humiliate anyone you want.
How would a nonwhite(or really, any) girl know if a guy was genuinely interested in her instead of just using her to fulfill his sexual desires and fetishes and have something crossed off his list?
>>30003676
Chad will always pump and dump
fuck off roastie
>>30003676
>a guy was actually interested in me
>just using me to fulfill his sexual desires
I'm not understanding the difference between these two choices.
>>30003676
Try dating them.
>tfw will never be betrayed by qt3.14
>tfw you will never move on
> tfw you will never meet with a dark-skinned tomboy at the countryside
>>30003660
>>30003703
It's the worst feeling ever. Why would you want that?
KEK, R9K IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>see this post earlier
>girl having trouble with Pokemon Go
>this beta guy I know comments on it
>no response from her
>Chad responds hours later
>she replies to him instead and is now interested
Will betas ever win?
>>30003607
At least chad knows how to grammar
Nope. Beta losers will always lose. Get used to t
It.
Improve or fail the generic game that's been played since the beginning of time.
Literally kek'd, thanks OP.
>tfw haven't been swimming I'm six years
>look like a monster
I really enjoyed the water as a kid as well.
That isn't bad bacne you fucking 15 year old, that isn't shit
>>30003569
>tfw was on accutane for 6 months and still have acne all over my shoulderblades
compound that with strech marks + acne scars on my back, will never take my shirt off due to embarrassment
>>30003569
Not bad at all. People won't even care
http://qz.com/722614/a-civil-servant-missing-most-of-his-brain-challenges-our-most-basic-theories-of-consciousness/
What's your excuse now?
>IQ of 75
I guess that's not so bad in France
Why use civil servant as the main descriptor?
Excuse for what?original as fuck
I love you, crispy. I know you've been receiving my confessions of love, I know you've been reading them....about the time I saw you...that one fateful morning in front of your high-school. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since that day, my love. I can vividly recall every wondrous detail of your small exquisite body, every curve, every line....I've committed it all to memory, my sweet dark princess. I am the closest to you of all, I've been near you the whole time..... watching and admiring. I adore you, crispy....
wow I knew it was only a matter of time before the psychos started stalking her irl
good job
your post finally made me filter crispy
fucking betas
What the fuck is she even, is she Turk?
>mfw Anzu survived the coup
>thought a cute Latina girl wanted to date you
>it was all just a Ruiz
>>30003524
is that elliot rodger?
>>30003524
>>30003557
I think photoshopping has gone too far tbqh famalias
>>30003524
Carlos you spic bastard I'll fucking kill your entire familia sin ningun duda.
Any other bots on speed right now? Marijuanafags stay out
>>30003516
enjoy dementia faggot.
>>30003539
thanks i will :o)
I wish. I got nothing. You on amphetamine or meth?
Anyone here got a screencap of >>30000000 ?
cant do no text posts
wow forgot the pick fuck
>>30003473
Some love from [s4s]
>nipples started lactating
>keep waking up with a wet shirt
>not on any hormones
whats wrong with me?
>>30003472
>tfw no milky nips gf
>>30003507
>gf
lmao @ ur original life
>am on hormones
>tits get so full of milk that they hurt
If you knew how much this sucked you wouldn't fetishize it.
