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>tfw doctor checked my prostate and I came in my pants
>>30003079
nice going kid, you got real potential
>female doctor squeezes testicles
>boner blocks her hand from escaping my jeans
>>30003137
weird, why is that young man wearing ladies' underwear?
Is it possible to train yourself to be a footfag? I take a lot of creepshots of my cousin and a lot of the fuck ups end up being pretty good quality feet pictures. I feel like she has nice feet, Im just not into feet.
>>30003064
Let's see some of her candid feet pix
>>30003064
join the sole society anon
>>30003134
i cant risk that shit
Why aren't you taking care of a ladybug?
kitty would eat it
>>30003038
because if it dies, ill most likely kill my self. i'll know i cant even take care of a bug, how can i take care of another human? who would even want to have a child with an ugly,fat,lazy guy like me?
>>30003038
No good boy points in it tbqh.
Does anyone else enjoy being beaten? I pay people to beat me every weekend, it feels good, almost like taking drugs, because you forget about whatever else you were feeling at the time, and your body surges with adrenaline.
I wish there was a fight club near me but I wouldn't even know how to find out about it or join it.
>>30003011
beat you at what exactly, smash bros?
>>30003011
>walk into nearest city
>scream racial slurs at the top of your lungs
>diditforfree.webm
>>30003011
I'm in a fight club
No nigs allowed tho
what's your most robot experience, /r9k/?
Visiting this board
>>30003005
oh, no
I missed it
what happened with >>30000000
>>30002990
Black girl that was objectively an 8/10 with a bubble butt liked me when I was in highschool, she literally would put her head on my shoulder and walk with me to class holding my arm. She told me about some normie shin-dig and asked me if I wanted to go with her.
>"Haha, I don't like parties but thanks."
After that she still liked me and continued setting me up with perfect opportunities to ask her out and each and every time I met them with disaster until she stopped talking to me completely and I went back to being the quiet kid.
>ww3 draft coming up
>going to die a virgin
>>30002982
>dying a virgin
Nope. Life has fucked my ass good enough, Anon.
>>30002982
Anon, there's no better time for raping than during a war.
>world war 3 soon
>can lose your virginity by taking part in the tradition of raping foreign women
World War 2 was filled to the brim with rape everywhere. World War 3 won't be any different. Don't worry OP! As long you don't get deployed to something like Africa, then they'll be plenty of hot wimminz to dick.
This shit is just getting ridiculous /r9k/. It seems like there are more White anit-whites then White pro-whites. When will this madness end???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX6q3TxqbQw
that's obviously your video, and it's clear that you're white as well, nice joke
>>30002963
is that guy african?
>>30002963
These are just mentally ill fools. Who cares? Take your autisim to pol.
>tfw no sleepy bf to cuddle all day
>tfw no NEET bf with eccentric tastes in movies
I want to drown myself in interesting media until I can't see straight anymore but I don't want to do it alone
if you're a girl... u know the rules
if you're a fag, kys
>>30003042
dont try to suppress your feelings it only makes it worse
Who else /mercenary/ here?
Thinking about giving the french foreign legion a try, should I go for it?
>tfw will never fight in ukraine
>>30003016
As someone who once considered this, don't do it, I did some research and they treat you like absolute fucking shit, impressive even by military standards.
>tfw having trouble getting my fuckbuddy to orgasm
>tfw got her close last night when I started roughing her up and choking her as I came inside
Why do women like being abused? I don't like hurting people.
The only woman I talk to with any regularity is my mother. I am 31 and have never had sex for free. Fuck off with your fuck buddy.
>>30002906
you're lucky to still have a fuckbuddy.
She probably faked it so you would stop
>Aunt Ben found the cum crawlies
>Uncle Irwin found the rape roo
>>30002881
>wife's son comes out of the closet to me right before I'm heading to his mom's room to prep the bull
great timing ladarian
>Jeremiah found the didgeridoo wax
>tfw no gf
>go out with some girls
>meh, not interested
>rinse and repeat
Anyone have a abstract desire for a gf but never seen a girl that you want to date? I'm not saying in a woman are devils way, they just don't see cool enough to hangout with
>>30002817
still hoping to find unicorn gf that is content with staying inside all day
>>30002896
Au contraire...most of them really just do this all day, I remember only two that were really active and cool, one traveled to China to work as a translator so I've never seen her in real life anymore and the other became a Jehovah Witness so I had no chance against god
Besides if looking for a woman that I can talk to is looking for a unicorn, so be it. I'm only 5 years to become a wizard anyway
I don't want to date any girl honestly
I just want to kiss and fuck
>mom comes over to my place
>turns on all the lights
>opens up all the windows
>turns off all the radiators
WHY
>>30002798
>your mom comes over to my place
>turns off all the lights
>closes all the the windows
>keepss the radiators turned off
>because she'sabout to turn me on
WHY
>>30002798
She's going to murder you via 'accidental' gas leak.
It's her house too, anon
>A-Anon!? You were suppose to knock before coming into my room...
i wish i had a sister like that
>>30002969
Me too, she wouldn't have become a single mother that had sex with a drug dealer that abused her, left her and came back 3 times in a row just to make more kids and died inside the boot of a car that was set on fire.
>>30002969
>sister
that's a male.
Cigarettes. Why do i smoke em? Have nagging urge feel good for like 30 seconds than shit the rest of the time.
>>30002772
It's just a masturbation substitute for when you're in public.
>>30002772
Because clearly you're white trash. It's in your blood.
>>30002820
It may be this
Kinda pissed off but might be motivation
Thanks anon
