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Bye fellas, at least I tried.
Hope your run ends up better than mine.
If you had any brains or dignity left in your body you would take someone out with you. Just saying. Bye anyway.
>>29997724
It gets better. But I hope you find peace. Goodbye
>>29997724
Good night, sweet Prince.
Oringakycdh
and here we have post 3000000
>>29997641
post 3000000 already came and went a long time ago.
>>29997641
still a little more than 2 hours left
>>29997692
Niggers can't count.
>tfw you masturbate over your niece and feel immense guilt after
I masturbate to my hot cousins all the time and have absolutely no remorse at all.
>>29997657
This, I don't give a shit.
>>29997630
not that bad unless she's just a kid. i can't even masturbate to porn without feeling guilty anymore. even if it's female friendly porn.
We're watching KOTH.
Autists welcome.
>>29997577
which one of you posted the thread?
>>29997890
Coconut head?
BWUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB BWUUUUB CHICKYCHICKYCHICKY BRZZZEEP BWUB WUB WUBBBB
THIS IS A SICK DUBSTEP BEATBOX THREAD NOW HIT ME PUSSY
some kid offered me a booger a work today
>>29997569
greentext it
origional
Did you take it?
>be me
>work retail
>work weekends
>kid offers me Booger
>politely decline
>parents think it's hilarious
http://www.strawpoll.me/10764587
me?
aspergers.
Unable to establish an emotional connection with anyone
I have friends though but we mostly talk about sports and shit
I am shy and can't hold a conversation
l'm not a virgin though :^)
Just a reminder that if you even post here you are nothing but a god damned FUCKING NORMIE!
>>29997529
Just a reminder that OP will forever and always suck dick.
>implying I use captcha
>>29997582
At least he's not a normie honestly
Can you even pleasure a women with a pencil dick?
>>29997509
>penis size mattering
>current year
pick one
Pleasuring your woman with a dick is the bull's job.
>>29997509
If you consider women masturbates with fingers, then size doesnt really matter that much. Unless she's a whore, of course.
>>29997623
>penis size not mattering
I refuse to believe that you're not a troll.
Someone can't be that stupid.
>you have been bullied your whole life
>chad makes your crush his wife
>you stay at home and watch Love live! Sunshine!!
>chad fucks her outside and enjoys his love life in the sunshine
>you convince yourself your life is not worth a damn
>CHAD is making with her a brand new human
>you're brandishing a knife and are about to kys
>CHAD is pumping her taco with piss
>the blood sprays and pours on the floor
>while CHAD is making her ask for more
>to your funeral nobody goes
>meanwhile she's sucking CHAD's toes
>you go up to St Peter and again get rejected
>meanwhile CHAD and her sexted
>you spend your eternity in hell cos you did nothing right
>she was too attracted to CHAD's FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT
>>29997557
Love Live Sunshine is bullshit, its the same as Love Live S1 but with different characters.
im here to call the 30m post
>>29997467
No your not wish the thick grill insert funny yes ah
bend my dick
Can someone please get it with "loli's are cute" or something like that
>tfw not living in Southern California
It's overrated if you aren't chad
It's pretty cool, even out here in the desert to the east. The people can actually sympathize with robots to a certain extent out here, more than in any other part of California (I've lived all over this state). Even still, it's too expensive and the logistical issues are far too great. I'm hoping to move states as soon as I can
>>29997472
Fuck the social aspect there's palm trees and beaches
What is /r9k/'s opinion on acid attacks? Are they too extreme? Do roasties bring it upon themselves? Would you ever acid a girl's face?
It's fucking savage. If they ever bring that practice here it would be time for internment camps.
Dammit maybe I'm a misogynist but I don't want to melt their faces, I just want a gf.
>>29997340
Was she black too before the attack or it happened after?
>>29997588
>I'm a misogynist
>I just want a gf.
Nigga what
>tfw no massive gf making fun of my skinny weak body teasing me saying I could easily be her meal if she wanted to
;_;
>>29997339
>saying I could easily be her meal if she wanted to
I doubt she'd be able to get off the couch in the first place.
she's a puddle
Must feel nice lying on her though desu.
Alright robots.
You have to rob a bank. Tell me how you'd do it and get away with it
Seeing as the average bank robbery in the US only yields about $8000, that's what we're assuming you'll have after the robbery. So no buying a jets to Boca.
>>29997309
>go to small shitty area where the policing sucks
>park car literally right next to the door for fast getaway
>ditch the rental car somewhere and call an uber
>move out of state and waste all the cash in the process
Drive a bulldozer right into the bank, put all the money into a dufflebag, ride away on my escape motorbike.
>>29997309
>rob bank
>kill myself
What is your honest opinion on bullying? Do you have any experiences as a bully or bully victim?
>>29997280
If you're weak enough to get bullied you deserve it.
Go lift some weights, & man up and you won't be treated like a bitch. Simple
I was never bullied because I went to a school where everyone was nice. If I had been I think I would have killed myself earlier.
>>29997333
Were not talking about physical bullying, normie
