some kid offered me a booger a work today

>>29997569
greentext it
origional

Did you take it?

>be me
>work retail
>work weekends
>kid offers me Booger
>politely decline
>parents think it's hilarious

>>29997569
ungrateful bastard

>generally a gross dude (don't shower if i don't have anything going on, butt smells most of the time because i eat junk food and don't wash properly probably, pick my nose and fling the shit everywhere even at work, never clean my car, force wife to clean up the house, etc)
>one of the only people in history it seems that isn't comfortable talking about shit and piss and cum 24/7

I am pretty sure fewer 10 year olds who were from poor families thought toilet humor was funny than middle class adults. Literally every parent I know brings up dirty diapers and anal sex and other weird shit at dinner or whatever.

>>29998010
>post story to /r9k/
>anons think it's hilarious

Was a cute booger?

>not eating your coworkers boogers