>16
>measure dick
>go around telling everyone I have a 7.5 inch cock
>years later realize you held the ruler the wrong way around
>actually have 7.5 inch dick
>get fat
>most of my dick is now covered
someday I will lose weight and he will return to his former glory
>>30002783
Having excessive amounts of fat makes your body produce noticably more estrogen and less testosterone than normal. That former glory is probably nowhere to be found sorry anon
>>30002509
So how long is it really?
>>30003617
> So how long is it really?
What's 12 - 7.5?
>>30003617
>Having excessive amounts of fat makes your body produce noticably more estrogen and less testosterone than normal
lol that's why bears and gorillas are pussies and can't fight right??!?!?!?!?!
lol wrong, you fat shaming piece of shit, none of what you said is true
>>30002509
>measure dick
>go around telling everyone I have a 7.5 inch cock
>it's actually 6 inches long
>>30003672
>bears and gorillas are humans
>le fat shaming meme ecksdee
>>30003659
>everyone must know how big the average ameriburger ruler based on an arbitrary measurement system is
>>30002509
>8 inches
>tell grills im just under 6"
>"but it's so big omg"
feels good man
>>30002509
i feel ya bro
same happened to me
i made a post like this before in dicklett thread
my ruler was apparently cut off about 1.5 inches and faded out until the 2 inch mark so i thought i had a 7 incher and 8 inches on a good day ...
i got measuring tape and learned it was 4.5 or pushing a bit over 5inches into 5.2/5.3 territory when im diamond hard
pretty much lost the tiny grain of confidence i had
>>30003672
You're not like a Bear or Gorilla you fat piece of shit. They're muscular, you're a faggot.
>>30002509
>tell everyone your dick is 8 inches
>years later remeasure and realize you were using the centimeter side
>>30003617
Your dick wouldn't just shrink, are you retarded?
