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What happened? /pol/ /r9k/ /vp/ and probably others were down for a while.
iluminti
idk u suk lol
>>30008687
No boards were allowing new posts for a couple of hours
Anon,are you ok? You seem a little weird to me.
>>30008654
Oh sorry,just nervous because my back itches.
"Dreaming about your feet." inner voice whispers
>>30008654
"Only a little weird?"
>starts tilting head all over the place
>sweating and brain disfunction intensify
I'm not ugly, but I'm introverted almost to the point of being mute. I rarely talk because I don't usually have anything to say.
Is anyone else like this? Is there a fix or will I be like this forever
>>30008644
No, there is no fix. Except drugs but that comes with it's own problems.
>>30008644
Yeah, I am senpai
I've thought about taking spech therapy to learn how to talk but never went through with it because I ended up losing contact with my onlyinternetfriends.
It might be an idea if you want to learn how to talk OP.
What level are you?
I moved up from a level 9 to a 4 last night when a girl felt sorry and slept with me after I got punched by a chad - am I still a robot?
hug and I'm 23
At least a -2 or -3 depending on what's above sex, what level is a MFF threesome?
Hug.
Oh, family doesn't count?
...the cashier at my local convenience store is a woman. I shoot the shit with her sometimes, she's cool.
Do you have a real life Dio in your life?
No, but my friends call me Dio (not because of the anime) so thats something.
>>30008553
yeah, exceptit's me.
>>30008553
No,there's people who don't care for me,but no one hates me that much.
>tfw teenage girl streamer calls me her favorite viewer
All you have to do is scroll to the bottom of a certain streaming site where all the non-Stacys have 0-1 viewers and then shower them with attention.
Watching streams gets boring after a while though. I can only do it so long before I get tempted to actually play something myself.
Have to register for that.
>>30008548
>go to girl streamers with no viewers
>make them feel bad and quit
Watching all the insects walk along.
>>30008502
can't you manipulate me into making my life not shit?
Just killed a lone waterbug.
Its a bugs life.
>anon i.. *ohh* its not like i just met Chad
>but anon i.. i.. call you later ok? *aahh*
WHAT'S HER ORIGINAL^2 NAME?!
>>30008500
here ya go sweetie
gl hf
>>30008523
>husband
>wife
lmao how old are these forms?
I wanted to make a thread but i didnt know what about so just answer pretending this thread is about whatever you want it to be.
>>30008457
I don't believe that matter physically exists. I don't believe that anything outside my 5 senses in the present exist.
>inb4 science, which cannot quantify consciousness (yet) inb4 religion, which doesn't give a shit about consciousness.
Also, consider the fact that, theoretically, even if a physical universe exists, confirming that anyone else isn't a philosophical zombie is impossible to affirm.
If yo mama was getting gangbanged, and the niggas banging her were replaced with exact replicas, but do not have consciousness, yet act as if they do have, how would you know if the niggers are really the real niggers?
Of course, this would necessarily require the mind body duality. But who's to say that the mind is ultimitaly reducible to matter? You are just a bunch of organic molecules bunched up to make more organic molecules somewhat similar to you,
>science of course
Science is useful, but its takes on consciousness are too damn deterministic.
>>30008457
If you would actually watch Welcome to the NHK and take it in, you might escape NEETdom like I was able to. I frantically searched for a way out after finishing the anime and after five weeks I now have my GED and I am enrolled for college next semester.
>>30008457
cammy would never do that
I FUCKING GIVE UP
EVERY GOD DAMN THING IVE DONE TO IMRPOVE MYSLEF HAS GOTTEN ME FUCKING NOWHEERE
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMROE
It's okay pal, things will get better
Keep at it
>>30008418
>You are not happy because you do not want to.
>>30008449
fuck you
>>30008450
Lets see your PhD. otherwise fuck off
any robots actually know how to cook? I feel like I'm the only neet who doesn't eat frozen shit/fast food all of the time (used to in high school, got sick of it).
my cooking knowledge is sort of on an intermediate level. I know how to make basic things from scratch, cook meats properly, season dishes with herbs and other additions, and I am good at cooking stuff I usually make. I'm really good at sauteing stuff since I usually use a skillet for cooking.
Neet and can cook. Just don't have the energy or will. Used to be good at baking, but that requires a buttload of effort.
Yeah i'm gud at cooking. I just cant afford food, so its always speghetti.
i can cook like 5 things, but i do them well. steak, shrimp scampi, chicken cutlets with mustard, sausage and peppers, fried eggs with soy sauce.
you'd be surprised how many people cant even make rice using a rice cooker.
Wait, what's up with this penis inspection meme? Did you guys seriously not have penis inspection days?
It's a thing. In the US they stopped officially allowing it about 30 years ago, but some more remote schools were still doing it under the guise of physical examination day. It's wasn't completely wiped out until some time in the early 2000s in the us because people were crying rape for no reason
>>30008437
I hear Trudeau wants to make immigrants go through the inspection as well
>>30008474
What, to make sure they're circumcised so they don't accidentally let any non-muslims in?
For once in his lifetime he gets paid for doing what he loves, but then there are thousands of bitter wageslaving normie haters that stalk him just to give a thumbs down to EVERY one of his videos.
And the comments, the comments.... the hate and the bullying and the trying to shame him into submitting to the society's standards.
You can see that it finally starting to get to him, he's been less and less cheerful and more stern looking in his last videos.
The normal scum just won't stop until they bullied him back into their world of normie hood and misery.
JUST...
>>30008292
Why do we need a review on 7-11 cheeseburgers?
we already know they're shit.
>>30008292
I was waiting for a /r9k/ post to mention this guy. Not even gonna bother reading your novel. Joey is a fucking martyr. How many other people record themselves stuffing faces and gagging like a fucking pig?
The Nutella challenge video made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
>>30008333
of course you were, faggot.
You made the thread.
Help me get laid, I've started already
How to finish the deal?
Hey, would you like to go out for a drink sometime? My number's ----------
>>30008233
I dont want go on a date, i want to bang her dude
>hahah
sound like a fag
Picked up this recently, no idea what I'm doing and achieved literally nothing.
Anyone else currently failing at a video game?
>>30008204
Have you played a Monster Hunter game before? If not it's perfectly understandable that you'd be a bit lost. Especially since Generations does a poor job of explaining the mechanics to you directly. I'm no expert, but I have enough experience that I could try and answer any questions you have or give you advice on topics you're curious about.
I used to play this about 2008-12. I don't have the patience for it anymore. What happened to me? Why have I gotten more casual?
>>30008204
i have over 500 games in my steam library and i've never played a game for more than 10 hours, after which i've dropped it and never got back to it
wish i could sell those fucking games. might have to sell my entire account for the price of 1/4 of all the games in it.
