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When was the last time you left the house?
>4 months ago
>>30012621
Around 2 years I think, I don't even go out of my room very often
>Living at home NEETS
Wow, I'm glad I at least have to leave to get groceries every week. I don't have to shamefully deal with my family either.
>>30012621
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uneYz201p0
Who here already recorded dirty stuff of themself?
Who is that semon demon anon?
>>30012576
What do you mean "allready" op???
>>30012925
allylyons13
Whatever happened to this guy?
Also, general internet austists ITT
Moved out of his parents house and into an apartment with his sister. Works as a cleaner last I heard but that was like a year ago
>>30012550
I don't know, but I once played his pizza degreasing video at school for one of my English class presentations
>>30012572
Nope. He's apparently back with his parents and is looking for a new site to post videos on because he doesn't like the YouTube/Google+ integration.
Who here fell for the cocksucking meme? I just got back from sucking my first cock. I feel simultaneously ashamed and aroused.
>>30012520
where did you do it and where did you find the guy?
>>30012520
Was he cute? Did you let him play with your boy pussy?
>you will live to regret it
>no matter what happens in your life you will have to live with it
>you can't undo it
Drug stories ITT robots
This one's pretty recent, and I pretyped it for your convenience
>be me
>buy some cheap acid tabs and resell them to a bunch of fuckwits from my old school
>turns out they were fake
>seeificare.png
>tell my only mate, who's just as drug fucked as me
>he laughs and says he could get tabs
>this eludes to me finding out he had never tripped on acid before
>we end up buying tabs and going to my place to trip
>he ends up inviting his ex because we bought 3
>i didn't really care, so i let her come over
>me and bro start chewing
>she gets there late, like an hour and a half later
>she's in a shitty mood and she's ruining our mellow
>she takes hers as me and my bro start to feel it
>my bro starts giggling uncontrollably
>says his fingers are 70% fingernail
>we all laugh
>i see shapes and my pc looks like a cardboard box
cont?
>>30012500
You pretyped it but are still waiting for people to tell you to cont? That completely nullifies the point of asking "cont?". Seriously go fuck yourself friendo and your gay thread
>>30012500
No, do not "cont", no one fucking cares, you're a lowlife and attention whore, coming from a lover of psychedelics.
>>30012651
this, sage
>>30012500
interested, please tell me more
She's dating my friend.
I feel sad, defeated, confused and angry at myself.
Time to head to the hardware store to get some barb wire steel rope to hang yourself.
>>30012501
Very mean mate
>>30012501
No, don't give up just yet. Time for spergies to STRIKE BACK! It's time for some heavy metal mischief my freidn. What's your ferind like and what would grill leave him over?
>Download UE4
>Go through lots of annoying issues with the install
>Get it working
>Follow a tutorial on some basic conding
>...
>It doesn't work, the tutorial is of an outdated version
I just want to make my naruto game ;_;
What kind of Naruto game?
>>30012486
Just an arena fighter.
Copy combat system of TERA, but change how the combat actually works, and obviously with naruto like attacks.
It would be the best game created.
>>30012564
Didn't they already create and sell that game? I'm pretty sure I saw it on steam.
Basically I'm telling you now to cease and desist to save you some time
I'm so fucking bored. Nothing feels good anymore. Nothing interests me anymore. I feel nothing. AHHH
out of weed?
>>30012440
Never smoked weed mate.
>>30012448
well theres your solution
![Toradora!%20-%2014%20-%20Large%2012[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6CkG0Iw.jpg "Toradora!%20-%2014%20-%20Large%2012[1]")
>be mentally ill man with neuro-developmental disorder, Body Dysmorphic Disorder (MtF trans) and Borderline Personality Disorder
>work a job that I love that provides full medical insurance along with a 401k
>put $300 in savings on average every month
>live with my girlfriend
I have the discipline and focus to hold a demanding grown up job and save money. I have the charisma and charm to attract a girlfriend, and I'm not even all that successful in the grand scheme of things. How is it that a degenerate tranny is doing so much better than virtually all of r9k and most of 4chan? Why are cis males so bad at working within a system that literally caters to them?
>>30012393
>Why are cis males so bad at working within a system that literally caters to them?
Tumblr please there's no such thing as the evil patriarchy bringing the "hard" ""working"" """women""" down
>>30012446
>Tumblr
It's "tumblr" newfag. The "t" is lowercase. Like how the "c" in 4chan is lowercase
>borderline personality disorder
lmao
Fucking faggot. That shit isn't real. Maybe if you tried not acting like an asshole you wouldn't need your meme disorder label. Fuck off.
trip 6's and ill play it at my funeral
quads and your not getting quads
Hollywood Undead - Bullet
>>30012370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI
only funeral song allowed
I would have the album Necromancer by Zach Hill play as my body is lifted into heavens above on a piece of string
>tfw 2016
>still no asian gf
>2016
>Still wanting 3D
It's a horrible feel, how am i supposed to live without having racemixing sex with an east asian goddess?
>>30012309
how am i supposed to do this.
>manly jaw
>tall
>broad shoulders
That feel when you will never be able to be a qt feminine girl
feel with me reeeee
>>30012242
It is truly saddening knowing that I will never be cute.
>>30012242
>ugly face
>womanlet
>ugly body
tfw never be a cute stacey and always second place
Who here is straight male and likes watching Yaoi time to time?
(pic related)
Naw.
I really really wanted to like yaoi, but all of it is softcore romance. Boku no pico is ok though.
>>30012258
Seriously???
Watch Maiden Rose.
yes yaoi maiden rose
[BOOMS SOFTLY]
CHORES...
RECUPERATION...
TICK...
TOCK...
>>30012222
Be gone abomination.
>>30012222
I better check those digits.
>>30012222
>>30013422
Impr3ssive
>Visiting girlfriend at her parents' house
>She's at work until 9 PM today
>Her parents are home
>Be hiding in her room
>Be crippled by social anxiety
Can I just hide out in her room until she gets back home or would I be regarded as an autist for that?
>>30012204
How long have you waited there already?
>>30012204
>girlfriend
>crippling social anxiety
Why don't you fuck off elswhere normie? It's not sicial anxiety that you have, you are just a fucking retard, kys.
>>30012485
I woke up at 10 am, and it's now 12 noon. I slipped out briefly to grab a slice of pie and a glass of milk, undetected. I don't know where they are. Maybe they have gone out somewhere?
