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does knowing how to dance help you with chicks?
What do female anons(not the landwhale fat types but the stacies and genreally 6+/10) think?
>>30014151
>not the landwhale fat types but the stacies and genreally 6+/10
You're the reason why this board is going to shit. Please fuck off.
>>30014192
LOL
Mad landwhale detected.
>>30014192
Roasties getting toastie
original
>be me
>be 27 KHV autistic piece of shit
>master in math.
>can't get a job in my shit country
What should I do robots?
>>30014124
i dunno, i wish i knew cuz im dumb.
>>30014218
I'm smart enough to get a math degree but not smart enough to see I won't get a job
>>30014124
Sounds like you live in some shit euro country. Try getting a job as a programmer
Why don't women care about their partner's sexual pleasure during sex the way men do? It seems like for men the biggest aspect of sex is making the girl feel good/cum, while for women it's just lying there and being pleasured. You'll never see a girl brag about how hard they made a guy cum.
That's because it's not hard at all to make a man cum
i don't care for women's sexual pleasure. i get my nut and get out
Well, they care for the alphas. Like, a lot. They enjoy being degraded and used for this too.
But also, let's be honest making a guy come is much easier. But it's true, they don't generally care how much pleasure he gets (unless he's alpha enough).
>Instrumentality begins today.
Who do you guys see before you become Tang? Would any of you turn out like Aoba to where he saw nothing he treasured?
>>30014085
I had to think for a moment about what you were talking about but yeah...Eva's present timeline is close to the end, isn't it?
>tfw no Sega Saturns everywhere.
>>30014085
We see our waifus, duh
>instrumentality happens
>tfw robots are the first group to reform because they spent most of their time isolated and not let in by people
All right robots, how many of you can't/don't drive?
>>30014056
>mfw life is spiraling down the drain
>mfw wont get "A real human being" on my gravestone, if anyone even cares about me enough to get me a grave
>mfw never renewed my license
>mfw cant drive
no money no car
I can't drive, but that's because I was a retard in high school and didn't learn. Now I'm in university and don't have the time. I basically fucked myself by not driving.
>tfw no quirky wacky gamer girlfriend
She is your typical roastie
>>30014128
eww wtf. is this real?
>tfw no attainable chubby youtuber gf
haha
Nobody will ever be attracted to me. Isn't that great?
HAHAH
WOW this is SO great I LOVE this!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'll never know what it feels like to be desired.... to be loved...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Nobody will EVER be attracted to me
Nobody will EVER be attracted to me
Nobody will EVER be attracted to me
>>30014038
i love you OP
and you sound cute
>>30014038
Why OP? Ugly, autistic? Or maybe both? Or maybe there is another reason?
just accept it and move on, I assure you you will be much happier if you do.
Robot weebs what anime should I watch I haven't seen any and I feel out of the loop:/
>>30014020
Alway start with Death Note.
>>30014052
after that?
>>30015084
Depend on what you enjoyed the most about the show.
Enjoy thrill that keeps you clicking next episode, my recommendation is Kaiji: an underrated classic.
You should really watch some Studio Ghibli movies as well...they are mostly better than anime tv series.
You just have to discover your taste and keep watching, really.
Does it bother you more when Chad sleeps with Stacy or when he sleeps with the cute but nerdy girl?
>>30014000
why would it bother me i have my sex doll waifu
""nerdy"" girls. Nice girls in general I'd say. BY FAR.
That's why I hate Chad. He gets so much attention from ALL the girls. And those fucking Stacys won't even keep them busy for some reason.
Tbh I don't care about Stacys, because society overrates looks most Stacys are dumbshit and their only purpuse in life is to pump.
It hurts me that a interesting gril falls for Chad, chads are the same as staceys so they have small intellectual value.
The proof you got from this is that deep inside Staceys and Nerdy grils are the same, they have the same purpose the difference is the latter bait more thirsty betas into orbit and keep them incase they don't get any Chad.
>this nigga is married and you're a kissless virgin
explain yourselves, robots
>>30013946
Heh boogie
I'm also a married fatty. Not as fat as boogie
>>30013946
Because he's famous. She was a fan before marrying him.
>2016
>getting married
lel, my man
>I was 14
>Started messaging a 9/10 girl I knew from middle school.
>Made friends with her, she liked texting me
>Had crush on her
>Stopped sending her messages after a year when my 15 year old brain told me, "You can't fall in love with someone you don't physically meet. Long distance is only a meme."
>After all these years, as an adult just realized I could have made progress with her.
>See her on Facebook with Chad...haven't had contact with her for years, now.
>Now I am an adult, hugless kissless virgin who barely steps out of home.
Oh shit...my thread is rapidly descending the bump order.
>>30013872
>After all these years, as an adult just realized I could have made progress with her.
this is just your mind playing tricks on you anon
>>30013954
You sure...? We were just kids at that time, I could've at least ended up asking her out or something. I recall being fairly sociable as a boy.
http://imgur.com/gallery/w7Vnm
Just saw this on Imgur, normies are waking up to the realization that men are unfairly treated.
Let's slowly redpill these cucks so we can have a beta uprising.
>ITT we post beta uprising greentexts
Pic related
wew lad 30 upboats
>>30013847
>after Trump won the election and made anime real, roastie whore Stacys can no longer manipulate men because there are perfect waifus literally at every corner
>with more normies seeing the light and abandoning real women, betas began to rapidly overtake the world
>VelvetUprising.flac
>the high age of consent previously set by bitter old men crumbles away with the rest of the old ways, only age limit is when a person begins to be sexy
>waifus give birth to sexy lolic who are fucked also
>Homo animus, a new, better species of humans is breed from the ashes of the past
>MANkind is finally free
>The economies of the world collapse and the world descends into chaos
>Women desperately seek men who have the intellectually capability to be able to provide for them in this new era
>Only the select few have the minds to craft a new world and are hailed as gods
>An amazing new world is constructed without the barriers of previous generations, lawmaking is advanced and women are assigned men and both women and men are assigned jobs
>truly perfect and free communist society free of Chads and Stacies, noone has to prove their worth by their physicality or beauty
>mfw the average woman turns 30
This happens literally everyday
Fembots, how many years do you have left?
>>30013822
What's so special about 30? If you're talking about the wall, most women will have hit between 5 and 7 years before then.
>>30013899
Buts it's when they turn 30 that they ultimately realize it's over.
Then next step is to scavenge for the nearest beta to pay their way for the next 30 odd years
As a 30 year old man who preys on older women. I approve of this message.
I SHALL GRANT YOU COMFYNESS
just like our lives, this thread will soon be deleted
but relax
this is a good thing
we are free to do as we please, as much as we can
this freedom is brought to us by consciousness
as such, the further from our natural goals we are, the more human we become
>>30013834
Nice one Not sure if it's photo or not.
>tfw so autistic a girl thought I was some sort of tough guy that had been to prison
>tfw got laid because of it
>tfw she cheated on her boyfriend who actually had been to prison
>>30013808
NOTICE ME R9K
>>30013969
>TFW Nobody replies to my thread
Why live robros?
This thread failed, just like everything i try to do in life
Fucking kill me
