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whats the most autistic thing youve ever done robots?
for me it was trying to learn occult magic between the ages of 15 to 19.
studying japanese
>>30009906
I memorized stuff:
>all flags
>all capital cities and districts of every country, and not just countries but also independent states and movements that are not countries.
>the numbers of every pokemon until gen 5
>the id and car plate of everyone I know
>my favorite pages from books - I memorized them as whole
Not an autist tho, I still think these things were cool and useful but ai understand why they could sound autistic as fuck.
>>30011228
>Not an autist
Have you checked?
Anyone have a screen shot of post 30000000?
>>30009900
Found it. Gross,
>>30009956
Whats is it anon??????
Show us
>>30010235
Please don't show it and Sage any thread speaking about it. If we ignore it, maybe it will go away. Worst Get of all time.
encounters with females
story time
>be me
>meet girl 8/10, 9/10 with makeup
>meet her irl, exchange details, her friends are my friends
>start texting her
>constantly start conversations
>she probs thinks im annoying
>eventually she starts texting me willingly
>she first texts everyday
>horyshet.png
>we keep talking, turns out we have a shit ton in common
>goes on for a year
>one day she says that im her best friend
>shrug it off, actually happy that im her best friend
>finally realize that this is what the fabled friendzone is
>block her on all forms of social media
i want to die
>>30009877
Why didn't you make a move sooner?
>>30009917
my autism, guess i just suck with girls
>In club with normie friends
>girl approaches me
>can't dance
>ask her if she wants a drink
>get her a drink
>obviously uncomfortable
>dance akwardly
>dance akwardly for over an hour
>she loses interest
>desperately ask for her number
>no
>mfw I got one chance and blew it.
If you guys know the formula to becoming chads. Why dont you do it?
T. Lurker
I cannot be Chad, I don't see very well and I stumble upon things. People then laugh.
>>30009861
Theres a formula? Lead can be changed into gold!?
cba desu my man
Why has nobody committed a terror attack with napalm? I would laugh my ass off if some kid locked the doors in his school, throw some homemade Napalm every where, and lit that bitch. Then stood outside screaming Heil Hitler waiting to be gunned down by cops.
A single murderer is not a terrorist.
Anyone acting on crazed hormonal rage rather than political purpose and affiliation is not a terrorist.
Stop falling for the fucking jew ruse you simpleton
There have been assaults caused by homemade napalm, but battery acid is easier.
Jews themselves have been caught out purposely killing unarmed civilians with white phosphorous, which is the cooler modern napalm. No one cares.
>>30009912
A single murderer can be a terrorist. A terrorist is somebody who commits a crime of violence with a political agenda.
An autist shooting up his school is not a terrorist.
>>30009800
>implying that's even somewhat feasible
It would end up being some faggot with a bucket of napalm lighting maybe 1 or 2 people on fire and probably themselves too. Nobody has used napalm because spreading napalm requires military hardware or at least a very high quality macgyver rig.
get out underageb&
You can not be a robot if:
>you've ever had a close relationship with a female
>you've never been admitted to the psych ward
>you haven't been a shut-in for longer than 6 months
>you're over 5'10 or attractive
>a female has ever showed romantic interest in you
>you haven't been on 4chan for at least 5 years
fuck me why not
>>30009726
why do girls care if you are tall? they are such fucking assholes. like why does it matter. as a man i have logic. and it does not really matter how tall anyone is. girls are evil.
>>30009726
>you've ever had a close relationship with a female- i did.
>you've never been admitted to the psych ward- i have
>you haven't been a shut-in for longer than 6 months- i have
>you're over 5'10 or attractive- i am not
>a female has ever showed romantic interest in you- she did
>you haven't been on 4chan for at least 5 years-only 2-3 years
i am a hybrid .
Who here /mockedbyeveryonewhengoingoutside/?
I fucking hate it.
>>30009706
What did you do?
original as fuck famm
that was me in high school, people would just make fun of me for no fucking reason whatsoever when walking in public.
somehow as soon as I entered college I've never experienced this again though, I don't know how normies can sense I turned 18 or what
Is this exclusively an American thing? I can't imagine random strangers saying anything to me where I live.
>"Hey anon, why don't take a sit?"
>>30009698
actually looks pretty comfy desu
>>30009698
No way that's me and my school friend on the left
Can we play unreal tournament 99?
Does anyone else feel absolutely shit when you realize that no girl will EVER think "wow this guy is attractive I wish he'd sit with me and/or talk to me"?
>>30009686
Does anybody else feel absolutely shit when they realize that girls are with you only for your looks and you always doubt, if they really have true emotions for you or not and they can't understand why you're so jealous, but they get totally bitch - mode, when you tell them, "OK, then you do what you want and I meet whatever girl I want, too" and then ask for forgiveness and all that shit?
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-are-whores/
no r9k has completely made me terrified of women
and men
and all human beings
fuck
Can we have a thread about good memories?
>last day of school for every year except senior year
>snow days off from school
>getting your PS2 for the first time
>playing GTA San Andreas all night with your brother/cousins and seeing who can outrun the cops the longest
>going to Blockbuster with mom
>convincing mom to let you rent an extra movie/game after your first choice
>tricking mom into buying you an M rated game or R rated movie
>getting home from the community pool right before a dangerous thunder storm and watching the rain pour from your bedroom window
Being a kid was great
>wake up in the morning.
>actually have somewhere to go
>6th grade, winter time
>mum would pick me up from school
>Cheap Tuesday at Blockbuster
>hire Red Dead Redemption
>would play it while wrapped up in a blanket feeling cozy
God I miss those days.
A couple years ago I was fucking my ass with a carrot and a piece of shit came out on my carpet. It was pretty weird.
even robots don't want me
>>30009622
damn those are some busted boobs tbqh
>>30009622
How old are you?
oregegmbshjbfe
There's nothing remotely appealing about your body. You have the tits of a 50 year old female that didn't have enough hormones to mature into an actual woman.
POOOO POOOO PEEEE PEEEE PEEEEE
POOOOOOOOOOO
Where's the confusing sentence?
You fugged up
>30000000 this comment is as orinigal as the games on your computer
>>30000000 this comment is as orinigal as the games on your computer (sorry)
Any doctors in here who can tell me why my pussy smells like a barn?
A little background on my pussy: I never wash it and I shove sheep shit up it whenever I get a chance. Which is often because I live in a barn.
When you say "sheep shit" do you mean literal feces, or sheep paraphernalia?
>>30009621
I mean literal feces, but if you lived in a barn like I do, walking around naked rubbing my pussy on everything, you would know that sheep don't keep good track of their belongings and many times their shit gets mixed up in their shit.
I forgot, in case it helps, I sleep every night in stirrups with robot arms holding my pussy open and an industrial fan blowing air directly into my pussy and I keep all the animals and their feces on the other side of the fan. Probably unrelated but I want to leave no stone unturned in my quest for the reason that my pussy smells like a barn.
>tfw I look normal from the front
>fucking hideous from the side
JUST
>>30009565
>tfw you look hideous from anywhere
>>30009565
>>fucking hideous from the side
>>30009565
Same. I feel that my sideways view enhances the autistic features. Also,
>tfw huge nose
>tfw lopsided chin
"You sound like you have no friends"
why do people say this as if it's supposed to shame me or bother me? how do I realistically get across "I don't and don't care" without sounding edgy
So many people are deluded into thinking I have to be like them or I'm somehow lesser.
People come and go, why would I want someone to remain in my life for so long?
thats other faggots' opinions, everybody has their opinions. the real question iswhy do you care so much
to them value of ideas does not matter
all that matters is how many retards will back you up
tyranny of the majority etc.
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