>tfw I haven't showered in 5 months because I'm always alone anyway and never go outside
>tfw I love the smell of my unwashed armpits
>>30016761
Thisthick layer of dirt on top of the skin is actually pretty comfy.
I can only go a week then my hair gets so itchy
>>30016761
>>30016919
You're both disgusting. That being said I love to scratch my balls and smell my fingers after not showering for about 24 hours.
>when your co-workers make you shower
>>30016761
Do your parents share the sentiment about not showering as you do?
I mean, they are the ones that are sustaining your mediocre ass.
>>30017128
Mediocre is being excessively genrous.
>>30017128
I'm alone, as I stated in the op.
>>30017128
>>30017164
Also, you two are obvious roasties.
>>30016950
I can go 3-4 days max before I start to feel itchy and disgusting.
>>30016761
I "showered" this morning with two 88c jugs of water and a bar of soap over a sewer grate this morning.
My first homeless shower and probably the most efficient shower ive ever taken.
>mfw I tie myself up and put my sweaty unwashed boxers over my face.
I literally cum within a minute without having to touch my dick.
>>30016761
>with his unlimited free time, the NEET found a way to the cosmos just to be comfy whereas the wagecuck is still slaving away 40+ hours per week with little free time after his work day and his chores he must do on his two days of freedom
Wagecucks permanently BTFO.
>>30017010
Yeah but that's totally normal. Ball musk is the best smell on earth
