How do i get a qt tumblr gf? You know, with coloured hair, Joy Division, chokers and all that good stuff
>>30004085
Step 1 is don't be white, cis or straight.
Step 2 is hate everyone who is white, cis or straight
Follow these two steps and you'll have a tumblr gf in no time.
Why am I cursed with fetishes for short hair and hair dye!
>>30004183
I know that original feel familia
>>30004085
dude.... not a good look my dude
I've seen so many girls that look exactly like the purple haired one on the far right. I swear, it's like some kind of cloning accident where all the clones escaped.
>step 1 be Chad
>step 2 don't not be Chad
>>30004183
>fetish for hair dye
Bad idea, hair dye ruins hair
>>30004237
and they are all qts
>>30004463
Nah, that's your (wrong) opinion. They're fucking ugly.
>>30004487
Ay fuck you senpai
dress and talk homosexual without actually being homosexual. also have social media presence, these type of bitches love their insta
>>30004487
baseball cap, pink, and [/spoiler]latina[/spoiler] are ok i guess
>>30004299
>hair dye ruins hair
it's not like it doesn't grow back man
>>30004085
>am goth
>these girls gravitate towards me
>cause i'm the real deal
>either really like me for my grim and nihilistic but still upbeat and chill personality
>or hate me because I don't tolerate bullshit and will totally call them out whenever
>lack of goth girls makes me attracted to these shitty relationship trap women
>totally hate everything about them on the inside
>would still bang
At leastI have a goth gf nowDon't do itsave yourselves
>>30004085
The lavender haired one is by far the hottest
>>30004615
You fucked up the spoiler textand everyone saw it
>>30004779
>>30004779
tfwgoth girl[spoiler/] and everyone assumes im a feminist tumblrite ;(
>>30005043
Are you a pastel girl?
Cause they're a big reason why.
>>30004085
Just go to known hipster spots in your area. They're everywhere and they're all qt
>>30004779
>grim and nihilistic but chill and upbeat
Kill yourself dude.
>>30005385
No can do my triggered friend :^)Should've put intelligent and with a wicked sense of humor huh
>>30005126
>>30005126
nah just regular all black attire i guess.. i overheard a group of obvious /b/tards in my class whom i've never spoken to say they think im some feminist special snowflake just because i like to dress "alt" .. in all honestly i think the current feminist movement and anti-feminist movement are both equally retarded
>>30005466
Please b in London
>>30005466
Normie fucks just don't understand the subculture. Can't even differentiate us from others. It sucks but it's better this way, really. Less poseurs, etc.
Both can be very shit in their own way, yes.
Don't worry. Just ignore normies and search for a nice goth boy/girl.
>>30004124
kek that's literally their biggest turnoff in a guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l06WQ2mJ8I0
1:30
and the chimpout at 7:00 is priceless :D
