If you were to drop dead right now, list the people who would notice/care.
>Mom
>Dad
>Manager
>A few coworkers
>Two friends
That's it. Feels bad.
>dad
>boss and coworkers
>friend(s)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>parents
>two sisters
>>30003851
There's nothing normie about having a dad.
I'm the loner weirdo at work.
Two friends who I barely see (like 1-2 times a year).
I'm as robot as anyone here.
Who else do you faggots expect to care? The fucking Dalai Lama?
>family
>friends
>employer and fellow employees
Who else can you really have in your life? Christ.
>>30003825
>Immediate family
>A few people I met at university
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgJ3IyVEdM
>>30003825
>my dog
>family
gandparents,parents, all 3 siblings. aunts wouldnt care, nore would cousins.
>boss
only because i never miss work
>bartender
im at this place every wed
>maybe one "friend" doubt it tho
we were best friends in high school and still hangout from time to time
>>30003929
If Chad or Stacy died, there would be hundreds upon hundreds mourning the death.
>parents are the only ones who'll notice
>My 20,000 YouTube subscriberz
>Alpha senpai
>All 300 of my employees
>Sheila I shag next door
>And of course Boris the postman
Chad.jpg
>>30003984
>hundreds upon hundreds
This isn't high school, furthermore, why do you care? You'd be dead.
Please end this self-pity party.
>>30003825
>notice
I guess everyone who still reads the paper.
>care
Mom and Dad maybe?
>>30003916
fuck, I know that's kinda general, but are you me?
Plenty of people would would pretend to be super sad and shit if I died. Because that's the normie thing to do. They couldn't care less about me at this very moment, but if I died then suddenly I'd be a saint. It'd the way it goes, normies gotta norm.
>>30003825
It would take about 3~4 days to suspicion arise. That's how often my mom calls me. If I don't pick up the phone for 2 days in a row, she'd probably come here. So from the moment I die to the moment someone finds me, it could take almost a whole week.
Hopefuly I'd have enough time to close every porn tab before I die. One last trauma for my poor mother.
>>30003825
>entire wrestling team
>three quarters of the basketball team
>some stoners
>some guys from dose terrace
>my parents
>my gf
>four goths
>my boss
>my dogs
>my cat
>my spiders
>dave
>my gf's snake
>my next door neighbor
>trivia club
>>30004191
nigga they can look at your history
birdshot into the hard drive, then your brain
>>30004296
Get the hell out of here.
1234
>>30003825
>friend i made in 5th grade who is now online only
>friend i made in 8th grade who is now online only
>girl i play games with every day from another country
Am I normie?
>>30003825
>parents
>siblings
>grandmother
>uncle
>friend
>atleast one co-worker
>Dad
>Mom
>Grandpa
>MAYBE a few "friends"
>Her
>>30003825
>my parents
>my parrot
>my 2 siblings (maybe)
>my best friend from childhood
>2 other friends
that's it, I guess.
>>30003825
mommy, 4 friends, maybe this girl I'm fucking with
daddy would notice but not care
Mom
Dad
Brother
A guy on the internet who I've never met but have been playing vidya with for 15 years
Literally nobody else
my parents and my two brothers
i have no friends and my coworkers are indifferent to me
>>30004988
>Her
Don't kid yourself.
>parents
>2 friends
>not her
feels bad
>Parents
>brother
>girlfriend
>couple of friends
It's a small group but I like it.
i guess family would care, they're the only reason why i don't. i am sure my coworkers would be glad to be rid of me already though. i'm that odd motherfucker slightly older guy at the place that gets half revolved by high schoolers yearly. kill m;e
>>30004988
> "her"
Top fucking kek
> Mom
> Dad
> Sister (Maybe)
> One of my uncles
and thats it, holy shit
>dad
>5 friends
>mum
>dealer
>mum's bf
>brother (he'd get it though)
>two friends
>parents
>4 sisters
>uncle
>extended family would maybe care a little bit
>1-2 highschool friends would probably notice after a while
>>30003825
>Mom
>Brother
>2 friends
>Their sisters
>maybe someone I used to know
>>30003825
>All of Humanity
>My fat tuxedo cat
Feels pretty good knowing I'm important.
>>30003825
>Family
>Three friends
>One college teacher
>My cat
>>30003825
care - mom, dad, brother
notice - school people
>My boss when I don't show up for work
>The people I owe money and pay bills to
>>30003864
Are they hot?
>>30003825
>Mom
>Dad
>little brother
>little sister
>grandparents
>older cousin
>>30003825
>parents
>siblings
>some other family i don't really talk to
>some online friends
>>30004296
>he's friends with dave
does this thread make anyone else feel better actually? kind of made me realize there are at least a few people who care
>>30003825
Family
>>30006200
I'd honestly prefer if less people cared. It means I can suicide quietly if need be.
>>30003825
mum
....
that's all
>>30003825
>parents
>brother
>at least five or six aunts and uncles
>five cousins
>two grandmothers
>at least 45 friends
>a few coworkers
>boss
The funeral will be packed.
>>30006308
Forgot:
>four cats
>one dog
>>30003929
>tfw Obama doesn't attend and cry at your funeral
>tfw world media don't run a biography of your life where celebrities talk about what a great person you are
>family
>boss
Feels bad, senpai.
>>30003825
pretty much everyone in my family along with my circle of friends
mom
dad
sister
dog
Hundreds and hundreds of people I've never met
>tfw parents are super rich normies with giant amount of friends and family as well as people who work for them and need to kiss there ass.
>>30003825
>mom
>dad
>sister #1, sister #2, sister #3, brother
>2 friends
>grandma if her poor heart survives
>mom
>friends
>boyfriend
at least i have him.
>>30003825
>cat
>landlord when I don't pay rent
>???
> mom
> dad
> sister
> cat
>family
>A friend
people who would care
>parents
>brother
>aunts
>uncles
>maybe like 1 of my cousins
>2 friends
>best friend from navy, would probably support me killing myself but in a loving way
people who would notice
>coworkers
notice:
>mom
>grandma
>sister
care:
>...
At this point I think they know I'm as good as dead based on my life even though I keep all my problems to myself.
>Mom
fuck me nigger holy fucking shit
Mom
Step dad
Brothers
Doggo
Cat
A large group of friends
Melee people
Mumble group
Summer camp I work for
I have a lot of friends I'm just miserable because I don't act at all like myself around them and it's slowly killing me
>>30003825
>Mom, dad, grandma, aunt, uncle would be devastated
>Brother
>2 best friends would be devastated
>other best friend would be like "thats too bad" (he's autistic and feels nothing when people die)
>ex roomate + his gf
>ex gf
>cowokers would probably feel bad (only knew them for about a month)
>landlord
>he would notice because no money
