Mail Order Waifus
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Hey robots, what are your thoughts on mail order waifus?
Will probably try if I am desperate af one day
jk can't get any more desperate than now
>>29983406
I seriously hope they're sending her by post
Cost of said waifu?
>>29983615
Not sure, but I've heard prices range from around $10-50K. Let's just assume the cost isn't an issue though.
>>29983794
>50k
Yknow, for a good quality waifu, 3/4 of my annual wage isn't too bad. Is there any sort of insurance or guarantee that they can't leave you?
Do they have twink waifus with feminine dicks?
>>29983862
Damn, that's a good question. Looking into it.
>>29983912
Thanks senpai my senpai
>>29983950
I couldn't find a guarantee, but I'm pretty sure if they want to keep their green card they'd have to stay married for 3 years, so let's assume 3 years min.
>>29984086
>spend 50k for a virgin bride
>marry her
>fuck her for 2 years and 11 months and 29 days
>divorce her on the 30th day, send her back and buy a younger one
>repeat every time
Problem?
>>29984130
>loyal wife for 18k a year
Yknow that's actually not a bad price.
>>29984086
Anything foraustralia
>>29984130
Not a bad strategy.
>>29983406
>mail order waifus
it's a dating service dumbasses you're not "buying" a wife
Don't do it. They are scamming you. It's dangerous and even if you do get a woman to marry you like you wanted, she will just get citizenship and divorce you and even take your money. Why do you think they all come from shitholes like Eastern Europe and Vietnam?
>mail order brides
20% chance of divorce
>American whore bride
50% chance of divorce
the choice is clear
>>29984164
This.
They will be women in the western world. No better time or place to be alive for them. They don't love you, they don't need you.
>>29984145
4 years for aussies.
>>29984179
Holy crap... I hope it's not true. :/
That would be fucked up.
Maybe it's correlated with other factors (like income)?
>>29984164
What if you force them to sign a pre-nup?
>>29984196
>4yrs
Even better. $13k a year is nothing to have a loyal wife. I can get behind this
>>29984208
This would work too
>>29984208
I don't know, maybe they won't accept marrying you, or they would be satisfied enough with just getting citizenship.
These women don't marry for love, so please don't let yourself be tricked.
>>29984248
It's not about love, it's pretty much a business agreement.
>>29984226
Who says she will be loyal? Have you ever met an Eastern European woman? Despite what you may hear they don't care about values. The ones that do get married in their own country to their own men.
It's much more likely that they will be cold and just use you
>>29984272
What's the point then? You're just wasting your time and money. You're better off with a prostitute then, seeing as how they'll both have the same number of diseases
>>29984276
Ok, fair enough. What about asian?
>>29984294
Good luck getting a prostitute to vacuum and make pierogis
>>29984314
Again I'm not sure if it's a good idea. Filipinos are not that nice for example. The thing is that they are poor and their mindset is different. They only care about themselves and their family back home.
I live in Cyprus and there are many women from poor countries that live here as carers and prostitutes. Marriages with them don't tend to work out
>>29984350
What's your personality like? If you are a beta your mail ordered wife will use that against you. They will gradually stop caring for you and they will use your money for their own needs. They won't appreciate what you've done for them
>>29984294
Not him. But eh yeah, if I my sort of career type thing gets better, my long term plan is pretty much to periodically hire escorts. Either that or kill myself. I don't trust those mail order wives desu. And not sure I would want them around in my house forever, they wouldn't even like me...
>>29983862
Your odds with a mail order bride are much much better than with a domestic raised wife....by a good 30%
