buying condoms
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>be me
>decide i should be prepared for the inevitable
>go to GP
>ask for free condoms (they are free in my country)
>the lady behind the desk sniggers at me
>she hands me a few packs
>i whisper, ''s-sorry, do you have anything s-smaller?''
>she didnt hear me, ''sweetie, can you talk a bit louder?''
>everyone in the waiting room is looking at me
>whisper ''i need smaller condoms''
>she laughs
>the whole room laughs
>she says condoms only come in one size at the clinic
>my face goes beetroot
>my hair goes green
>some farmer pulls me out of the ground
>end up shipped to a factory
>get dipped in pickle juice
>tfw pickled beetroot
I just go to Walmart and use the self checkout.
>>29947499
>wants sex to be something normal in his life
>acts like sex is shameful
>>29947499
BEEP BEEP
AGE RESTRICTED ITEM IN SELF CHECKOUT THREE
ASSISTANCE REQUIRED
"Hi there, I'm Stacey, I'm the assistant here, let me ring that up for you"
WHAT
DO?
>>29946742
Well done anon kun. That meme had me thinking it wasn't a meme there for a second.
>>29948229
condoms are for everyone anon
>>29948270
No, not for robots. And they can tell you're a virgin, everyone can.
>>29946742
>Go to buy condoms at local Walgreens
>As I walk over to the open register with a package of normal condoms in my hand all I can hear is the cashiers snickering at me
>"Ready for your first time?"
>mfw the virgin walk is real
>tfw thought about going outside today and maybe buying some condoms and dxm gelcaps
because of this thread I will not go outside.
