ITT: Design a real-world torture/execution device using the portals (and their logic) from Valve's franchise.
>Create a room that's has the length and width of a portal
>Put one at the top and bottom
>Shove the person in the portal
>Lock the door from the outside
>>29919937
They'll probably start clawing at the wall in a desperate attempt to slow down
Put one portal in the toilet bowl and the other on the ceiling directly above; golden fountain
Here's my wild ride
>>29920131
Wouldn't work.
>>29920131
Don't you dare start this shit, you know exactly what you're doing you cheeky motherfucker
>>29920159
Original why?
>>29919937
That's be a grizzly fucking death, but they'll die pretty quick - the body really can't hold out for falling that long once you take gravitational acceleration as a factor
>>29920185
That'd*
>>29920183
Your body isn't moving, so there would be no momentum from the feet pushing you towards the spikes. You would literally just be standing on the 45 degree angle, or maybe tumbling down it. You wouldn't launch.
Now, if you had the floor launching towards the ceiling, that would work.
>splash portal paint all over the person and shoot a portal on them
>make them drink the paint and shoot a portal into their insides
tadah
okay here ya go lad
>>29919915
make someone eat a shitton of laxatives then put them halfway through a portal so their ass is above them.
Can we use other stuff from portal?
>Acceleration gel on floor
>Walls all covered with orange portals
>Blue portal positioned facing spikes or some shit
Basically you have to be perfectly still because any movement will catapult you into spikes.
Good thread, OP
>>29920131
Portals can't move.
>>29920358
>never played Portal 2
>>29920358
could just make the lower platform move
This is the torture I endure every day
>>29920642
Kek, pretty good man
Strap them down and split their body down the middle with the portals. One side is a room playing All The Single Furries and another is a room playing the Seinfeld theme. They both repeat indefinitely.
>>29919937
That would cause time travel
Well their body would be soup by then but..
>>29920185
Nah man they would hit terminal velocity pretty qukly.
>>29920131
Newton says nay
Einstein says yay
>>29919937
And this for extra suffering.
>>29920309
underrated and kekd hard
originall
>>29921065
Exclusively for Jews
Hitler could've had Jewish pizza's instead of soap
Easiest way to torture two people (they cannot free themselves)
I have never played this game so idk
>>29921937
What would happen to the person exactly?
>>29921937
portals cannot be moved. if a surface is moved and there is a portal on it the portal will close
>>29922624
he would be crushed by the platforms because the portals closed
see: >>29923664
>>29923664
But a surface is always moving, since the earth is rotating.
>>29923664
The Neurotoxin Tank level of Portal 2 disagrees with you
Keep them eternally tumbling down a slope they can get no traction on, making sleep impossible. Like the endless free-fall idea but they don't die from terminal velocity
>>29921842
h-hot
[original9gay]
>>29924002
This and everything is constantly decaying and shuffling around on an atomic level.
