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I'm 5'11 and weigh 190 (Large frame)
I'm starting college in 50 days and i'd like to lose at least 15 pounds by then to at least have a chance.
I'm too much of a loser to exercise so I've came to the brillant conclusion to starve myself.
Any tips?
>>29888114
keep in mind that if you lose a lot of weight through starvation, you never can really stop eating small portions. i went from 195 to 115 and not being incredibly vigilant over calories/purges for a week produced one hell of a rebound. healthy is still the best option but, hey, starvation totally works in surprising ways. stay hydrated my friend.
>>29888114
You ever wondered if you're too much of a loser to starve myself to begin with.
>>29888240
That is a great point,
But I.ve always been good at not doing something.
why the fuck does my upper back make crunchy noises when i straighten up? Im on the road to hunchback and confused and scared
you should probably see a doctor. Do you have kyphosis like in this pic? you probably need to start sitting up straight. bad posture can fuck up your spine mate.
stand up straight with your back against a wall and put the back of your head on the wall, then tuck your chin in. like this:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTV6UCh-yhs
>>29888838
yes i do have kyphosis i guess thanks
>>29888913
are you able to put the back of your head to the wall when you stand up straight against it? if you can, then it can't be that bad. proper posture will take a while to get used to, since it really stresses your back, but just being aware of ones posture is going to help a lot. you'll be fine. if your back keeps cracking you should probably research the symptoms or see a doctor.
tommy wiseau should be r9k's mascot
he should be an inspiration to us all.
Well he's ridiculously good looking. Totally unrelated to /r9k/'s struggle.
>>29888079
Ah hahahahahaha! What a great story, Mark!
he is truly autistic but not in a self conscious way so his autism doesn't stand in his way as much as it does for robots
who /creep/ here
>smack asses and beandip women in public
>use public female bathrooms and peek under the stalls
>peek under or over girls dressing rooms
>catcall cuties constantly
>manspread on the bus with a boner
>take unauthorized mobile pictures of girlies
>track my neighbors schedule then steal panties from them and return them with encrusted smelly semen on them
worst ive ever gotten was mall security called on me and getting decked by a normal but no one ever catches me because im a fast motherfucker
i almost broke my leg jumping out of someone's window as well
>beandip
Wat
>>29887996
Heard of "flicking the bean" as a euphemism for female masturbation?
Beandipping is where you crouch down, put your head up a girl's skirt, shove your face into their groin and try to get a whiff of dat puss.
>>29887996
its when you get a quick scoop of their tit with your hand
it can be done to women or fat men
>I have no one but names on a screen
>Just want to be american and own guns
>Anyone I meet in britainistan is against guns
>Cant move to america
>>29887961
>tfw America was originally white and only allowed in white immigrants
>now it is brown and only lets in brown people
New libertarian ethnically-white paradise when?
>>29887961
You're only allowed in if you help us violently cull the population. There are two many people in this country and it's making it too hard to live a nice, quiet, rural libertarian lifestyle and they're destroying our environment.
>cull population to 10 million self sufficient people
>everyone does whatever they want since that few people couldn't possibly leave any permanent impact
>>29887961
Thanks anyway /r9k/. Suppose this wasnt filled with enough mentally ill "men" or interracial porn for you retarded cunts
>smoke weed like always
>small amount not even a bowl
>somehow get high as fuck
>feels like I ate edibles
>horrible self awareness
>paranoia
>fear
Help
Also weed and drug thread I guess
just relax and breathe
>>29887920
When weed affects you randomly differently every time it means you have diabetes
>>29888125
That's not good m8. Diabetes does run in my family. I'm not overweight though, and they are.
Why do Caucasian women CRAVE Mexican cock?
They go loco for that choko I guess?
Trust me, they don't.
Asian women, however, can't get enough of us.
As a spic, no. They don't want nothing to do with me.
>>29887870
disgusting taco benders, nobody wants your shitskin race with your disgusting gibberish dialect. commit mass genocide on yourself, mexico.
How do I not spaghetti the fuck out while doing a speech?
dont think what anyone else might think about you i guess
>>29887846
Is it formal or casual? How serious is it is what I'm asking.
>>29887846
Practice. I'm awkward as shit and can't hold a conversation with anyone but I do fine during a speech because I know what I'm going to say.
Daily reminder that the age of consent is arbitrary and should be removed. Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with being a pedo. Daily reminder that CP should be made legal as long as it does not hurt anyone.
>>29887834
Pic related ?
Daily reminder that as long as it's not rape, it's shouldn't be a crime
>>29887834
If 4chan says so.
>>29887834
>Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with being a pedo. Daily reminder that CP should be made legal as long as it does not hurt anyone.
I agree with these two, but I don't think 12 year old's are old enough to seriously know what they are getting into if they consent to having sex with a 36 year old. What if the old dude told his little 3rd cousin he would give her $200 and buy her candy to play, she is technically is consenting, but at the same time, she isn't old enough to know what consent really entails. I think age of consent laws are important to protect those who are too young to make good decisions.
CP should be legal imo. Because, as has been proven time and time again, it's very hard to control a substance or media, especially something like CP which is so hard to distinguish. Why is a nude picture of a 17 year old girl illegal but an 18 year old girl fine? Why are videos are children being slaughtered legal but nude children standing around illegal? CP laws do not make sense, and are based off morals that simply are outdated - laws shouldn't be based off morality in the first place, as a society's morals are constantly changing - imagine if it was illegal for women to show ankle because laws were made during puritan times. Imagine if women who wanted to wear things shorter than full dresses had to fight as hard as gays did to legally show their ankle in public.
If you believe that people can be born homosexuals, then you should believe that people can be born pedophiles. I agree completely that pedophiles shouldn't be ostracized by society, but at the same time, I don't think it should be legal for them to fuck kids - CP helps in this regard, it's an unfortunate fact of life they can never have sex with the ones they love, but they can still be satisfied through CP. I think pedophiles should be given mental help and be allowed to find ways to safely pursue their interests instead of being shunned by society like they are currently.
who else /nodriverslicense/ here?
my mom gets me anything i ask and i never have to leave the house
>Hey Stacy, wanna go to the cinema?
>Sure why not, when do you want to go anon and what do you want to watch?
>you've got it anon yey
>Conjuring 2 would run around 8 tomorrow
>Yeah i would love to watch that film, i heard Conjuring is pretty scary. Could you pick me up at 6?
>internally crying
Not having a driving license sucks
I take a driver's test in 2 days. Wish me luck
>25
>never even attempted to get my license
This is how Women really feel about you, how does it make you feel?
She never heard from him again because the memory of that incident was enough masturbation material for a lifetime
>>29887818
>This is how Women really feel about you
i don't think anyone on r9k is kidding themselves into thinking they're in any way "nice"
>>29887818
>has one bad experience
>blames all non-chads for everything for the rest of her life
How do you even meet new people/ females?
Surely you can't just walk up to people on the street as they would be busy, hence why they are outside and going somewhere anyway.
I've always had this issue of having no friends and not knowing how to even find new people to befriend.
>everyone in secondary school already had pre-determined friendgroups from childhood/primary school
>everyone in college already had pre-determined friendgroups from childhood/ secondary school
>people at work already have pre-determined friend groups from college/ workplaces
Even if you manage to make acquaintanceship's/ friends with said people and social circles, ultimately you are only a branch of that group and not a core, founding part of it like those that have been in said group for years as they grew up and therefore you can be snapped off and removed any time, which I have experienced various times in my life.
the whole idea of making friends feels flawed as if you do not have strong bonds and friendships with people that root from childhood or early school days, they have no substance of time/memory to back them up so new adult friendships can be broken off much easier.
obviously you can make good friendships as an adult but it seems difficult when you have 0 friends or social circle to start off and work with
Even if I did manage to make a friend or two, this would never lead to forming a social circle of multiple people to hang out with, I would either have to join their pre-determined social circle in which they can abandon me in the blink of an eye or just settle for only talking and hanging out with people individually.
I just want a childhood friend.or a friendship that lasts longer than 1 - 2 years
That's a tough question. Keep at it, even if it's harder. I'd suggest picking up meditation, so you're more at peace in the process.
How do your friendships break off?
>>29887748
>Tfw made first friends at 14
>I still have them
They are pretty anyone though
Anything to be a normie tho
>>29887748
Making a friend is a very complicated thing. The reason friendships form in school is because you're forced to spend time with the same people over a long period of time, even then once you graduate you'll most likely lose all of your friends because the forced interaction is gone. The best way to make friends as an adult would be to get involved in a hobby that requires everyone to go to the same place to do it, and example being Friday Night Magic bringing MTG players together. The best thing to do when starting new friendships is to be as neutral as possible until you can feel out the people around you, first impressions are extremely important, once you become closer to people they'll be less likely to care about your quarks. Of course you can't just make friends with anyone, if you're not compatible the friendship will die once one of you stops doing your shared interest.
>tfw so angry my blood feels cold
>shaking like mad
wtf is this
srs though what do I do
Drink some tea and coffee please ;_;
I hope you feel better soon
>>29887730
Why are you mad
stop being mad
>>29887783
I don't drink any of those drinks
how the fuck will that help
Is rape really as devistating as people out it to be?
If you start to use your logical part of your brain insted of your emotional part I think you could get over it a lot better.
I was almost molested but becuase I thought I was SUPPOSE to be tramatized or something, so I keep trying to make myself feel bad then I realized Nothing happened so I didnt need to feel traumatized at all. So part of a the trama from rape comes from believeing you are suppose to be tramatized even if you arn't.
Even expecting that its suppose to give you trauma can give you trauma.
And becuase we act like rape is the WORST thing that could happen when it does happen people are so shellshocked that it happened to them. Everyone should just accept there is a possibility they may be raped. So you can move past that earlyer.
Im not saying rape isn't bad, but to stop traumatizing people we should stop overdramaticizing it. As an adult it should be MUCH easyer to get over it than a child, yet sometimes children get over it easy cus they dont think its bad.
Stop the victim mentality and escape that bullshit.
>>29887719
>I was almost molested
>almost
>>29887719
>almost molested
>almost
Well there's you answer OP
are you fucking retarded holy shit, until you've actually been raped not ALMOST, you can't say shit
Everybody posts here his phone home screen and share opinions about other ones.
Boring tbhdesufamsempai
>>29887636
It almosts looks like a new phone menu
>>29887603
>windows phone
Why?
