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>try to open this strawberry candy bag
>too weak to pull it apart
>there's a flap but I can't understand what it does
>pull it off and get confused
>roommate grabs the bag from my hand and rips it open from the middle
>hands it back to me and his girlfriend laughs
there's no feel like being actually stupid. I'd way rather be ugly
>>29886692
Well, now you've learned how to open bags. So that's one thing down.
>>29886692
I know this feel. I'm possibly the embodiment of stupidity.
>>29886692
Post candy
Where did he go wrong in life?
finding this board
also being born
>>29886658
The moment when he popped out of the womb
>>29886658
his personality is cancer so you coulld start there
Alright guys, I've done a bit more research. I didn't have time to set the bank account up today, so I'm going to try get that set up tomorrow and hopefully get the ball rolling by Thursday.
This is the island we're looking at:
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/crystal-river-ozello
Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/r9kIsland
Here's some solar panels:
https://www.amazon.com/LCS-100-Watt-Solar-Panel/dp/B01CHTRENM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1468198091&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=100+watt+solar+panel&psc=1
Here's what we need to fix:
>What grants could we obtain to use as income?
>How can we set up internet?
>Should we get some other boards involved? /k/, /diy/, even /pol/ might be able to help out
>Could we make money off of turning it into a reality show?
>We need to be able to make at least 10,000 a year for property tax
>What plants could we grow? I know Florida grows oranges and tobacco
>How should we go about fishing on the island?
>What's the water situation? Drilling a well? That can be around 30,000.
>What are the actual structure blueprints
>Could we build tunnels instead? Maybe trailers would be cheaper
>It would be cheaper to get a plot in the wilderness somewhere in the mainland. What do you guys think?
>How can I set up the kickstarter without either getting doxed by normies or getting fucked by taxes?
>>29886633
is it whites only?
Bump for actual content
Florida has weird spiritual energy and crocodiles and immense heat. Have you ever heard any good news out of Florida? Don't start any endeavours in Florida. It's not meant for humans.
How does someone with zero skills survive after getting kicked out? I have a car and a shit load of student debt (fell for the college meme). Is there any way to make money while travelling the country? Being a nomad seems like a comfy existence if you can pull it off.
Come live with me, I'm rich and I will sustain you for sexual favors.
>>29886632
Minimum wage will pay for an apartment if you have roomies and get your debt down very slowly.
Go apply for autism bux.
Easy
I'm in college and I hate it so I go to class on drugs a lot of the time so if I'm in your class one day I could be answering all the profs questions, totally focused on caffeine and adderall and shit and other days being stoned, other days drinking, other days nodding out on opiates...
So to others it looks like my personality is all over the place, right? Do they know I'm on drugs?
>>29886516
like 15 minutes ago I had my second vomiting spell today because I took a lot of oxy. we're fucked.
I wish you luck with your life. life shouldn't be this hard
>>29886516
don't care so much about that.
If you do drugs with friends or actually have friends then it's not a biggie.
If you are always on drugs and a loner ... well ... you're shit out of luck
You guys should probably chill on the drugs. I'm worried for your health ;_;
Jesus is my nigga. Why isn't he yours anon? He only wants whats good for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE
>>29886479
Jesus isn't my friend because I doubt he exists. If I meet him when I die, I will say "Now that I know you are real I'm interested in what you have to say about why I doubted you so much, and might be interested in this 'personal relationship' that christians kept talking about."
>implying any religion is correct.
>Implying I wouldn't prefer some eastern or pagan religion to be correct
Actually following what Jesus thought us without any religious bullshit is one of the many things that one should do with his life.
>>29886578
Maybe. Alot of 'his' teachings, like turning the other cheek for instance, seem like they were purposely made to pacify his followers.
Damnit why my dick is so small, i'd have prefered being a girl, instead of having this shit.
>>29886413
How big is it? (the fuck why is this not original?)
Bone Asian women exclusively
Problem literally solved.
>>29886474
12cm erect i'm 23 yrs old.
there has been a huge increase in tranny threads in the past couple months, there have always been tranny threads here, but never as many as there are now
at any given time, you can find at least one or two threads about trannies, traps, or boipussy.
>why is this happening? is every robot simultaneously turning prison gay?
well, yes and no.
you are being manipulated by the trannies on /lgbt/, they post in a thread called /mtfg/ (male to female general). there are a number of them who post on r9k, and they are the ones who post all the tranny threads.
>why are they doing this?
they have multiple reasons for doing this
a very small minority of them genuinely want robot bfs. by making tranny threads, they hope to find robots who would like a cute tranny gf and to increase the amount of robots who like trannies to further increase their dating pool.
the overwhelming majority (~90%) of tranny posters have much more sinister motives. they want beta orbiters who will add them on steam and buy them steam games.
>what can we do about it?
i'm not sure. sometimes it feels like it's too late to do anything.
the best we can do right now is go to their thread and ask them to please stop making so many tranny threads
CURRENT MTFG THREAD (PLEASE LET THEM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THEIR R9K TAKEOVER)
>>>/lgbt/6544116
PIC RELATED IS PHOTOS OF THE TRANNY TRIPS OF 4CHAN. DO NOT TRUST THESE GIRLS, SOME OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY CUTE AND SEEM NICE, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, IT IS NOTHING BUT A CRUEL FACADE MEANT TO MANIPULATE YOU INTO BUYING STEAM GAMES. DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS.
>>29886204
I keep seeing this and maybe you can explain it to me but why in the hell is pheinechin always in the good tier, she is definitely great tier.
Is there a reason you put her in just the good tier? I really want to know, she is perfect. I would love to be her beta provider.
>>29886296
i didnt make the list but i agree she should probably be in great tier, pretty sure she has a vagina too
ive been doing intel on mtfg for a few weeks now and from what i've learned their tier lists seem to be highly politicized
>>29886204
>tfw on this tier list
>tfw haven't posted on mtfg in months
>tfw I just want to talk to people
I don't even post my steam name, I just like talking to people in threads :c
Have you seen this movie?
Just watched this and I'm amazed.
>>29886203
One of my top 3 favourites. never found anyone with a bad word to say about it.
>>29886203
Are you 15?
Movie is shit.
It's okay, the soundtrack is really nice.
i keep getting "result: normie" and that can't be right.
>>29886126
go to the doctor and tell them why you think you're autistic
here's how i imagine that usually plays out for you guys
>im autistic i think
>dr: what are symptoms u got my son?
>well i am socially inept and i cant make eye contact and i cant speak very well
>dr: it's literally your personality, autism is a complex spectrum disorder and everyone displays at least one or two symptoms, you should rest easy tonight knowing you odn't have autism
>o-ok bye doctor
>go home to parents
>WHAT TYHE FUCK MOM I AM AUTISTIC THAT DOCTOR SODESNT KNOW ANYTHING O MT FUCKING GOD HOW DID HE GET A PHD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENIGN TO THE WORLD#?????????????????////
First, spread your cheeks. If you find small burgers there, then I have bad news for you
>>29886126
I have aspergers, go to a doctor internet tests aren't going to do shit.
I wish I was born an Asian girl.
Being a black woman is hard.
>>29886120
I wish I was born a cute girl.
Being an ugly woman is hard.
>>29886120
>I wish I was born an Asian girl.
>Being a black woman is hard.
Bebe?
own your shitake mushrooms
if you're gonna be born a nig then own it
have a personality stronger than your skin cause right now you sound like a self hating blackie
A woman wrongs you; be it cheating, stealing, lying, or one of the other many ways women act like scum.
How do you sperg out on her? Personally im a fan of kicking and stomping. I wouldnt kill her, just kick most of her teeth out.
>>29886119
I go on with my life of happiness and cut the woman out of my existence if possible.
>>29886119
that isn't very nice.
I'm sorry women have caused you such pain
>>29886119
Best revenge on a cheating whore is to catch her in the act, record her, call her closest family members and tell them what she did right there in front of her, then upload the whole thing somewhere. Also make sure you say her full name and get her face.
>tfw no caring and clingy gf to cuddle with
>>29886050
> women
> caring
You must be new. Only salvation is the superior male form.
>>29886094
>men
>caring
fucking newfags
>>>/lgbt/
>Tfw no qt gf to watch anime with and cuddle.
How do I reply lads? I don't feel like talking about anything else and just want to segue into meeting up.
>>29886031
I don't think you need to reply, to what she said. You could start a new topic, or you could just leave it alone. I recommend you leave it, 'cause if she's interested in talking to you, she will start a new topic.
>>29886031
So when are we going to fuck
>>29886084
Fair enough. While I don't have many matches, I suppose you're right in that I shouldn't be wasting time making conversation with someone not showing interest.
Cheers!
>don't want to try hard in this life on the off chance of nuclear war or global economic catastrophe cucking me out of my hard work and life savings
anyone know this feel?
That's a piss poor excuse, meng. Piss poor. You're probably pretty lazy
>>29885952
Are you sure you're not secretly wishing for that to happen?
I kind of do. I haven't done anything with myself, but if shit hits the fan, and the apocalypse comes, I feel like that would give me a new lease of life.
Though I probably wouldn't do too well in that environment either.
>>29886364
>Though I probably wouldn't do too well in that environment either.
Fortune favours the prepared. What have you done to prepare?
