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*Puts hand on your shoulder* heh, where do you think you're going you little Punk? I've got a bone to pick with you, so you better not go anywhere... Or else things will get *expression changes to intense anger* VIOLENT!
>>29885533
*Teleports to the exact same spot I was in before teleporting*
*throws Tennis ball*
*dawg drops knife and goes for the ball*
Correct my broken glasses to my greasy crater of face, with my dorito enduced gouted potatoe of a finger.
Locks of matted unwashed hair in an nondescript color sway majestically as I drop my one-liner:
"-Heh, puppers play."
>>29885755
So... You dealt with him pretty well... But will you be able to deal with me?? *steps out from shadows* I'm too sophisticated to fall for your stupid tricks and toys, get ready to feel real pain, worm! *eyes glint*
>>29885850
*knocks fedora off head*
Why do blacks hate Mexicans?
Because we don't get shot for acting like niggers, we do get shot at the border but who cares
Because we made something of ourselves andd they helly
>>29885506
They were cool with Mexicans until word got out that a lot of Mexicans are racist
so how's the island progress going guys?
I was just wondering if your joking or not, it'd be pretty cool to have a island to ourselves.
>>29885470
It'd never happen. No one here likes to work.
I was there too.
They made a kickstarter, didn't they?
>it's totally going to happen, guys
Honestly, I would be totally in if someone actually pulled it off.
>>29885595
Agreed. You're a fool if you think it'll happen here, so if you want it, you should start doing it yourself
how much sun ya'll niggas get?
>>29885458
>sun
what? o-outside? during the day?! outside with the n-normies?
>>29885458
enough to have a prominent wife-beater tan
Zero, zero percent sun.
Should I go got the store and buy some ice cream? It's supposed to be really hot the next few days so I think it's a good idea.
At the same time I don't want to leave my room. So I will let you decide.
YES! MAKE YOUR ICE CREAM DREAMS COME TRUE!
No, ice cream will make you fat.
>>29885475
>>29885508
The plot thickens. I will wait for more answers before deciding
>room smells like farts
>>29885408
>he doesn't clean his/her room
you are the fart, remove yourself from premises
>room smells like musky cock
I'm 19 years old, but I have this problem for all my life. Most (probably all) of you here complain about sexual frustration etc. But I have the OPPOSITE problem. For all my life, I have never had sexual desires. That means i dont want to have sex with any gender. That's right. No libido whatsoever.
Also, my penis is "numb" to sexual feelings with reduced (but not completely gone) normal feelings.
So jerking off or getting my penis touched in any way is like touching my finger. No pleasure. And I can feel pinching/hot water on penis etc. But the sensations seem reduced vs other parts of my body.
My reason to post this is to know if there are people there like me. Honestly the way i describe it i shouldnt really be bothered. But the thought of being different and missing out on life's "greatest pleasure" really makes me sad and frustrated.
>>29885380
I wouldn't mind trading places with you. I'm not getting laid anyway, so getting rid of my sexual desires would only benefit me.
>>29885380
SEX IS NOT LIFES GREATEST PLEASURE AND BELIEVING SUCH A LIE WILL KEK YOU
there are many more things i would choose to do over having sex
>>29885380
>getting my penis touched
reee
Hello, there. I was just pondering over the philosophical basis by which wagecucks establish their teleology. Instead of manifesting their own destiny, they choose of their own free will to slave themselves away for Mr. Shekelstein. 'Tis a shame, but I shan't infringe on their right to their own opinions.
Better not stay up too late, wagie. You do have to work extra hard tomorrow so that your boss--I mean you can make lots of money. You'll need your sleep.
Tick tock.
I swear, NEET. You make another thread and I will end your fucking life.
>>29885357
> Be me, wagie
> Have a highest of high end gaming PC
> Can buy many games
> Live in my own appartment, not in my parents basement
> Have a nice Ford Mondeo
> Can eat delicious food, sometimes even at restaurant
> See NEET-cuck with another stupid shitpost
> Feel supergood about myself thinking of how much better my life is
> Have few buddies I rarely hang out with, but I still have some purpose
>>29885545
Please, do end my life if you can.
By "worship", I mean be her servant and rub her feet and do chores for her, eat her out m, etc, while she does nothing in return yo even thank you other than the continued opportunity to please her through your service.
Post some girls that look like they'd expect to be worshipped
>>29885330
Only if there's some sort of sexual control beyond "lol I'll keep the key to that chastity thingy whatever"
Absolutely not, but then I am about as vanilla as they come as far as sex is concerned.
Plenty of guys into that sort of thing.
>>29885330
I definitely would, though probably not for the woman in OP pic.
Why don't robots work in the oil fields? No people, pays great, & stable
>>29885324
>Stable
>Where have you been since almost forever. Oil industry is bust and boom
Destroy your body working insane hours in the hot and cold in middle of nowhere. Tons of workplace maiming and deaths and general injuries. Workmates are Jethro and Billy Methhead, can make Chad look like the perfect roommate for you in comparison. Nothing to do no internet so slowly you develop a drug or drinking issue too...helps with the pain and inflammation too
Talked to a guy who worked in the oil fields actually. The money is really fucking good but the work is dangerous and difficult. That and they weed out new guys as best they can. That means they weed out robots.
Because it's a job.
Hey Robots so I've been stuck on this god forsaken board since 2012 and now I finally have my ticket out but I need your help because I've never been in this situation.
I'll explain the story with each picture (total of 8)
tl;dr:About to get a girlfriend but she's skeptical since I have another friend whose a girl
>>29885311
So I work at Fast Food and there's a co-worker i've grown a liking to ever since we hung out one time. It was nothing special but she seemed to get pretty into it so naturally I did too. This was 2 weeks ago when we started to get a vibe off each other
also
inb4 normie
inb4 having a job
inb4 have friends
inb4 having friends who are girls
>>29885345
A friend of mine moved away to Georgia last year and recently came to visit on Friday.
I've always had feelings for her but nothing too serious and with her being gone those feelings diminished. But it was pleasant to see her again on Friday.
>>29885345
>alsoinb4 normieinb4 having a jobinb4 have friendsinb4 having friends who are girls
:(
question for fembots
what's it like to kiss a guy looking like this? does it really feel like heaven?
not a fembot, i'm a guy, but i've went on a date with a 9/10 qt waifu girl
it's just pleasant i guess, good looking people are just nicer to look at, that's what i left with
it's not really magical or anything
>>29885355
girl i liked and was supposed to go out with ditched me because a guy looking like this showed interest in her and she said she can't pass the opportunity
so i was only wondering what it will be like for her when she kisses him tonight
i know it's sad but what can i do
>>29885376
well she is obviously more attracted to him, it'd feel nice to kiss him and all, unfortunately looks come first then personality etc, at least for anything short term, if he has a better personality than you, you'd probably lose, i'm not redpilled or anything but that's the harsh reality, not sure what else to do besides minmax looks or find someone your own attractiveness
but im not hungry and dont need to go shopping
Ur standing on my neck!
WANNA GO FOR A RIIIDE
SHEEEEE'S THE ONEEE FOR MEEEEEE
She's all I really need cause
Substantive
>>29885268
Adjective
verb?
Equilateral
>on the bus
>there's a cute girl in front of me
>a wasp suddenly appears
>it lands on the window
>she's visibly terrified of it
>it moves closer to me, to the point I can easily kill it
>she keeps looking at me with these desperate sad eyes
>big sad, beatiful eyes
>at me
>then the wasp
>me
>wasp
>I know what she wants me to do
>I don't like killing insects
>we all have our little jobs & purposes no matter how repulsive people find us, even a wasp
>I have never been stung by a wasp in my entire life. I don't bother them and they don't bother me. This agreement has been in place for over 26 years, my entire life
>those eyes though
>I killed that wasp
>I reached out and crushed his little head with my fingernail
>"It's gone" I told her
>she's relieved and turns around, completely out of my life forever, again
>an innocent wasp died because a girl looked at me
>I betrayed my principals for absolutely nothing
>I am nothing
>I deserve to have my head crushed by an autistic giant more than he ever did.
I'm so sorry, wasp.
>>29885263
Somewhere nearby, a little wasp wearing an apron turned to her small wasp child in horror and embraced him warmly.
She knew something was wrong. Her son's father would not be coming home.
>>29885263
Much of the things wrong in this world is a direct or indirect product of men trying to please and attract women. The wasp is not even a drop in the sea.
should have flicked the fucker at her
