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I'LL FUCKING DO IT
IT IS WHAT IS FUCKING IS BOYS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why does it seem like Reviewbrah has been losing his grip lately?
Here we have the sleeping pills, the gun, the bullets, it's all there!
>>29865581
Please reviewbrah don't do this to yourself
Should he be renamed cringebrah?
>>29865569
>cringe
literally red ddit : the word
Nothing really to cringe at, he's just pitiful and boring. To me in order to cringe I need to see someone having been embarrassed or humiliated, he doesn't leave his home and isn't susceptible to the aforementioned.
>>29865569
>>29865650
Shut the fuck up. Reviewbrah is woke as fuck.
Agh! Agggh! Aggggggghhh!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
>>29865634
Back to your numale commune onegaishimasu!
>Chad Cobain
REEEEEEE
I tried to apply for a job with this fuck Oliver Palmer 1(917)-720-7758 and he scammed me out of money
I try to make step uncle happy and I GET SCAMMED REEEE
Fellow NEETs, ITS NOT WORTH IT!
call him and post a recording here pls
Not your personal army faggit
>>29865513
Fuck you, NEETS have to stick together or the wagies win
My girlfriend's best friend tried to get a job in high school, she asserted cheerfully she would make $17.50 or more an hour in addition to commission. Turned out she was roped into a pyramid scheme in which she was solely able to break even selling cutlery to her parents, aunts and uncles
Pretty funny a
I'm a 31 y.o. robot going back to school to learn a trade, ama
>>29865432
Why the fuck would we possibly want to ask you anything? Please kill yourself
Good for you, anon. Really.
Do you like plums?
/soc/ isnt robot friendly, so lets try to find each other, fellow robos
310
35 min walk from the in'n'out burger on gayley avenue
I look like a skinny faggot version of pic related, and im 6'2", pretty much bare minimum requirement to have a fembot gf (please forgive me Robots) (I dress like adachi, and im pretty much irl Satou)
please save me, Im drowning in normies. Also I will date women who arent so conventionally good looking on the condition you are well groomed and are a nice enough femme
I promise im not a typical LA faggot. I would have been chad if it wasnt for da aspergers.
Michifag here
Fuck off to /soc/ retard.
>>29865451
but then i couldnt find a robot friend/fembot fuck buddy to relieve the feir of mein wut with
Why are Asian guys so angry and butthurt all the time? What's their problem?
>>29865371
they are jealous and insecure that their women prefer non-asian men over them
>>29865371
The MO of their culture is that males should aspire to become beta providers.
Imagine being an Asian male in America. For a quarter of your life you are raised and expected to keep your head down, hit the books, and work on a career at the expense of a social life. Meanwhile your nonasian peers are enjoying parties, dating and romance. Some of them will eventually start to froth at the mouth. Elliot was only half Asian and he was still driven mad.
I don't know, /pol/ is triggered all the time
>housemates found the SS totenkopf flag
>>29865365
good, h0pe they kick your retarded ass out.
>Dad found the poop trebuchet
>grandparents found the urine sieve
Who else here /GettingKilledByMonotony/? Also, general self-improvement thread.
>be me
>22 years old
>friends all moved away for medical school
>still in university
>have traveled a lot and lived overseas by myself
>currently working 40 hours per week until resuming classes in spring
>job is boring as fuck, just sit in front of a computer screen all day
>come back home and have nothing to do except keep sitting in front of computer
>no hobbies besides /trv/ and motorcycle-riding
>don't even have friends to hang out with any more
Thinking about taking some martial arts classes and sticking with the gym.
Pic not related.
I'm in the exact same situation.
>>29865308
>>29865308
im working with my cousin he is a lawyer and im helping him.
im 21
i work 10 hours at day and hes paying me with coins
>>29866586
OP here.
I'd like to do that. I've done a lot of freelance writing in the past. While I'm usually too lazy to go off and slap together a piece or two in my free time, I enjoy the challenge of making shit sound good. I used to do articles for a big magazine in South Asia as well as advertising and recruitment for small and mid-sized businesses.
I recently helped a friend put together a court document. I love doing legal writing.
Fembot here looking for some new robot orbiters. Make sure to make clear why i should choose you over other lonely anons.
Because I will ignore you and you can pretend I'm your father. If you give me enough attention I might love you back.I won't
Is that fat Erica?
Because I won't talk to you and take no notice of you and when I do I'll make snarky comments about you using the verified cumwhore roastie Snapchat filter.
Who else is constipated?I need support pham
>>29865249
I shit too much
Get a "squatty potty", senpai. It's terrific.
http://www.squattypotty.com/
>>29865512
I have a tall stool (haha) in front of my toilet and it usually helps. I'm just really stopped up tonight.
>yfw you pass your exams
>>29865243
I want middle schoolers to leave.
my man making me proud
>>29865243
>yfw you get deans list
Only post in this thread if you are
-A NEET, and
-Have no friends IRL, and
-Are a kissless virgin who
-Has scored 115 or above on a professionally administered IQ test
Please mention your exact IQ if you know it.
Also, while you're not required to be a very pale white robot, please mention it in your response if you are.
118, 1 friend, khv, neet, manlet
Don't know my exact score but recall it was high (I was into mathematics).
Yes I meet all the requirements. I'm also a very pale (on account of being a hiki) white robot. Oh, and manlet too, naturally. What did you want to do in this thread, OP?
>>29865211
124
No friends
Only gave a blowjob
"On break" from college
Ok bots, get in here
this is for are you lonely virgins and dateless guys
If youre wondering how to get a gf, CLASS has just begun.
If you stick around in ITT you will learn the main secret to getting "the girl". and no, this is not one of those "just be yourself" bullshit threads.
So if you are desperate, or just want to sharpen up your skills, post in this thread and stick around because I will be covering EVERYTHING
bump
i know we got some virgins on here
>>29865190
>because I will be covering EVERYTHING
Neat...
>>29865190
Yeah I'm pretty much a meme robot.
>>29865358
what areas are you having trouble in when it comes to attracting females
Well, would you look at the time! Your two days of freedom are coming to a close, wagecuck. It's already bedtime. Start your bedtime rituals. Hope you didn't get too drunk or wore out on those chores this weekend. You got a long, hard day of slavery tomorrow.
Good night.
Implying i dont work weekends too
>>29865168
Is this just one guy posting the same thing throughout the day ?
I'm off Monday's and Tuesday's you shit posting NEET.
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