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So i'm a regular lurker but first time poster on here so bear with me.
So my (Now ex) girlfriend of 6 years just finally told me its officially over after we agreed on a break due to our individual time constraints and the fact her mum came out and said she essentially hated my guts and personally blamed me for my close personal friends death, I had fought that in the courts for the past 12 months and had to deal with the sheer anguish that brought every single day.
Not only did she say it was officially over, she made me look an idiot by lulling me into a false sense of security, saying only last week that she wanted to stay with me and give us another shot and revelaing today that she'd met someone else, her friends older brother and it was "Serious".
So, /r9k/, what the fuck do I do now? Where do I go? After the worst two years of my life, dealing with a near death experience, the PTSD that followed, the death of my best friend and nearly going to prison for something I didnt even do and then losing my soulmate unceremoniously just as I was getting my life back on track, When is it my turn to be happy?
TL;DR Why do I constantly get dealt shit hands?
>ItsAllAFuckingJoke.png
>>29864478
Motherfucker you got your 4 years of happiness immediately prior to this, which is more than most of us get. You whiny little jizzstain. Start by finding your balls and then move forward with your life like the rest of us.
>>29864478
OP none of no why we keep going. We just do. You have to try and find a light at the end of the tunnel. Basically just bullshit your way through life until you can't bullshit anymore. I was came close to killing myself s few months ago and now things are starting to look a little up for me. I always tell myself this "Life is going to be bullshit all the time so at least when it happens I can say I saw it coming". So ultimately OP it's your choice you can keep memeing until you can't meme anymore or just an hero. I respect either choice (just make sure to live stream)
>>29864604
Some times I wish i'd have never known happiness or love, because then i'd have never known what i was missing, how I envy you.
>>29864609
If I ever do an hero, i'll 100% post the link here first
You may be an ugly virgin NEET, but hey at least you weren't retarded enough to put yourself in college debt, right?
>>29864472
>being an americlap
>>29864472
>not having a scholarship
>not having your parents pay for it
>not being black
I may be an ugly virgin, but at least i'm white enough for my parents to pay for my college
Link good sextoys and buttplugs
Bump.
I have enough stuff leftover to make 1 or 2 more plugs, so I need some ideas of what to do with it.
>>29864406
Go get you something from bad dragon. Once you take the knot, you'll never go back.
>>29864691
Bad dragon is corrupt af / owned by a zoofile and their toys are a shit
Hello,
Why haven't you killed yourself? Looking for legitimate reasons.
Thanks,
Mike
Because you're just a troll constantly feeding this board toxic lies, and I'm going to rise above it.
Then I'm going to find you
And then I'm going to rape your mouth
Maybe it'll get better or something cool will happen so I just wait around. Don't wanna miss anything cool
>>29864394
no way bro
If I like traps and girls, am I considered gay?
I don't really feel attracted to manly men
>>29864319
does it really matter?
if it does watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE
>>29864319
You're a faggot but you're our faggot
>>29864319
it literally doesn't fucking matter anon
consider yourself whatever you want
Is... is chris-chan ok, you guys?
He posted all these videos today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuV-HofzOyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgnpBeSqGqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EseLSkb8GTc
And yesterday he posted this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSh3rgg89q0
I'm scared... Is he going to off himself soon?
>>29864308
when did he start painting his fingernails? it's like cosmo all over again
>>29864308
I really wonder when he will start taking anti androgens and estrogen.
Just letting the little hair he has left in his head grow and painting his nails won't really get him any closer to being a "lesbian".
He probably can't afford mones since he buys too many amiibos and his mom is dying from lack of medication.
>>29864341
He probably read somewhere that its cute or something
>have dozens of errands to do this weekend
>develop an extremely disgusting nasty zit on my neck
>it's a big pulsating white blob just randomly on my neck
>decide to stay in all weekend instead and fall further behind in life
>>29864301
Couldn't you just put a band-aid?
Don't be a pussy op, I had cystic acne during my HS life and still had the balls to show up. You can survive being gawked at by strangers you'll rarely ever see again. Grow up, get out of your beta shell and walk your ass out of your parents basement.
>>29864328
>Couldn't you just put a band-aid?
wtf how did I not think of this
>>29864378
I wish I would've anon but now it's 8pm on a Sunday. Best I can do is pick up a few things I needed from walmart.
Any of you robots here believe in aliens?
What's your reasoning behind other intelligent life forms coexisting in the same universe?
Do you think humanity will encounter them in your life time?
Yes there is other life in the universe.
As to whether its intelligent or not and or has the technology to visit/contact us is up in the air. They could be in the same position as us where they just can't reach us.
Of course, they're illegally flooding our countries in droves every second of every day and night.
Universe is too enormous for us to be the only species alive, but humanity is too entitled to believe so.
Believing in aliens is the most logical thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oih1Yf7l-c0
Was this old guy an asshole or should the lady have gotten the fuck out?
>>29864196
That thread on /pol/ was a great meme farm
>>29864196
The man was right here. The whore needed a ride to the hospital and that's exactly where he took her. Anything else after that is free of charge driving and not something he has to put up with.
>Basically the whore doesn't get dropped off exactly where she wants and the whore is used to getting what she wants because she has tits
>so she gives the old man a hard time and then starts recording as soon as he's done with her
She was just trolling him for the lulz what's there to discuss? Are people really gonna have some fight over who was "right" when she's just clearly fucking with this faggot?
We 2008 now
>"Oh anon-son that was a wonderful, taking your own mother out to a fancy restaurant... What else do you have in mind?"
We're going to kill homeless people, Mommy!
Then you're going to buy me my god damn tendies.
>>29864189
>What else do you have in mind?
>>29864189
go home I guess?
Any robots own real estate
(pic related)
>>29864124
Connecticut? Looks like my friend's old house.
>>29864167
No my lovely meth lab in Detroit
I've got $43k in the bank and I'm expecting another $2k after tax returns.Just need to find a house to start my investment in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
will the dating market ever be fixed?
or should we all just wait for robowaifus and fully immersive VR waifus?
>will the dating market ever be fixed?
If you were female, and guys were flocking you 24/7, you wouldn't be here.
>VR
DOA
>>29864118
>Blatantly skewed number of men vs. women
>This is a very positive evolution for sexual/mental health
Not for mine.
>VR and robots
Women are already trying to ban those before they even come to fruition
>Tfw a pleiadian stole your space waifu.
>>29864095
>pleadian posting
>image of sirian
do you even space? That is an orion-origin sirian short grey.
>>29864129
Greys are the robot tier ayyliums.
Pleiadians are literally Chad.
Reptilians are space niggers.
>cucked by the interstellar bull
>tfw no pure blonde white gf to spend weekend walks with
>>29864062
not subtle enough, herschel.
>>29864062
>pure
>blacked lightning
>>29864062
>brown eyebrows
>blonde
pick1
Can somebody red pill me on "No Hymen? No Diamond"?
MGTOWs think they can shame or "get back" at women this way. It doesn't change anything, there are hordes of betas willing to marry them anyway. If you don't ever want to get married, just say so. You're probably not wrong...
I'm decent-looking and have had sex with a few dozen women. However, I refuse to date girls who are very sexually experienced. The last chick I dated was a virgin, despite the two of us having met in our early twenties. I have no desire to marry or engage in a long-term relationship with a girl who isn't a virgin or who has had more than one or two sexual partners.
That's definitely a hypocritical position on my part. However, I know I can be loyal in a relationship. I think that the expectations laid out and down by society ensure that women who sleep around are more deviant than those who don't. Having sex with a lot of people is indicative of a habit, and that habit would be hard to break.
Feel free to come at me, feminists and white knights. I know that I'm a massive fucking hypocrite, but I know so many guys who have been screwed over by retarded girls. I'd rather play it safe and enjoy my cognitive dissonance.
>>29864012
it's simple shit man
if she's a slut, you don't marry her because sluts are less stable and less faithful.
people talk a lot of bullshit about cultural constructions and enjoying sex and liberation and "my body my choice" but it is all just noise to confuse you from the facts.
The facts are that sluts are bad partners because they love you less and they cheat more.
don't let the zeitgeist convince you otherwise. this is ancient wisdom.
