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>tfw you will never cuddle with a grill
wat's it like?
boring. I would usually think "man I wish I was home in bed watching anime"
>>29863993
You know how you drive through a storm sometimes, when the rain is coming down so fast and hard it makes everything loud inside your car? Then you drive underneath a bridge and everything is soft and quiet for a second?
Cuddling with a girl is like that.
>>29865194
>boring
are you a legit emotionaless robot?
Does is fascinate anyone else how the journey of a mass murder or serial killer is so often such a long one?
For a relatively short example, Elliot Rodger planned the May 23rd, 2014 killing as far back as October 2012, knowing it would be at least a year before he did it.
>>29863969
I would guess it takes awhile to psych ones self up.
what he did would only take maybe a day or 2 of planning and prepping
remember what anders breivik accomplished?
>>29864058
My God that man was a genius. He really bamboozled the Norwegian government for 10 years planning the grand finale.. He even registered a company license for a beet farm to legitimize his purchase of great quantities of fertilizer, that he used to build a carbomb.
any linux robots out there?
FreeBSD master race reporting.
OH SHIT. FLAME WAR!
>>29864018
osx for plebs
Anyone unironically like the smiths?
Their music embodies r9k.
>>29863917
The Smiths are pretty good, do people generally dislike them?
>>29863917
>Their music embodies r9k.
No, it embodies lebbit and fedoras. Piss off, summerfag.
>>29863917
no they don't. faunts however does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSSXKGJyZYA
How hard is it to have sex?
>>29863902
Idk... I don't think anyone here knows... Why are you asking r9k this?
almost impossible
few come out alive
>>29863902
you play with her clit and put your dick in
and try to hold your load.
>kinda want to jack off
>briefly look at some porn
>realize its just hot guys fucking hot women
>remember how unattractive I am
Brain stop being broken. You're supposed to tell me I can do anything if I put my mind to it. WTF is wrong with you if you wont even let me jack off in peace
>get a boner
>go to pornhub
>realize none of them would ever give me the time of day
>lose boner and focus
Feels bad man
>>29863895
>kind of want to jack off
>snapchat a couple girls in my league
>kik a couple girls in my league
>text a couple girls in my league
>sext with at least one of them
>if none are available, find teen masturbation porn of girls in my league and cum buckets thinking of fucking that totally obtainable teen pussy
sucks to be you. lmao.
>want to jack off
>look at sexy pictures or video
>fantasize about fucking her
>cum
>all without drama
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
Beep Beeeeep!
>>29863840
Funniest thing I've saw all day OP, cheers for the laugh mate.
>>29863840
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP come here you honk-slut! HONK HONK
>>29863840
Finally an excuse to post this old as video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieJUP9O9RG8
Who else /hormonalimbalance/ here
well.. are you balding? because that would suck even more desu
>>29863830
Explain OP
original
>>29863830
Shit that looks like my face even the dark eye spots.
>it will never be 2006 and 2007 again
please dont anon im amazed 2006 was now 10 years ago its fucked up
>>29863779
>2006 was a literally a decade ago
>2007 will also soon be a decade ago
>>29863748
>it will never be 2009 again
Perfect year
-Full of optimism, first year of HS
-Walked on the varsity lacrosse team
-Had friends
-Went to parties
-Yankees won the WS
Any fembots want to talk on kik? Bored and looking for human interaction.
>fem
>bot
When will this meme end. Women cannot be robots. There are definitely women who come to /r9k/, but none that relate to anything we discuss.
>>29863751
That might be true but wouldn't you rather talk to a female who related to /his/ and /lit/ stuff rather than /r9k/ stuff?
im bored 2 pal, kik is anonypls
>I'm not gay but...
Futa dicks are my fetish.
I've had sexual encounters with men.
I love frotting with a cock larger than mine
>Parents send me on holiday to China trying to get me to come out of my shell
>Staying in cheap $15 a night Shanghai hotel
>Wake up to find half a dozen cardboard cards slid under my door the night before
>Cards have pictures of beautiful Asian women on them with a phone number
>Put them on the desk and go out to visit The Bund for Lunch
>Come back to the home later that day a little bit drunk
>See the cards on my desk and feel horny
>Figure losing my virginity is the sort of thing this trip was supposed to accomplish
>Call the number and some Chinese guy answers
>Give him the hotel's Chinese address and drink some more while I wait
>Half an hour later I hear a knock on the door
>Open it to find a short slightly overweight Chinese women in her 60s
>See young man standing down the hall looking at me
>The old lady pushes her way in and I close the door behind her
>Has me strip and lie on the bed
>10 minutes later this old lady is naked and on top of me pushing her breasts into my face
>I find it repulsive but my virgin dick gets rock hard due to the female contact
>She smells like rotten egg
>She begins talking dirty
>Out of no where she starts kissing me and sticking her young in my life
>I'd never kissed a girl so had no idea what I was doing
>Suck on her tongue a bit but it's weird
>She slips it in
>She rides my dick as I fondle her breasts and suck on her tongue
>Realize I'm not wearing a condom
>Quickly try and pull out
>After a bit of a struggle it's out and we're back to just grinding
>Out of no where cum
>suddenly full of disgust and regret
>The cum is spread across my stomach as she continues to grind against me
>She takes me to the shower and washes me off along with herself
>Literally calls me a good boy in Chinese
>Demands almost $600 in Chinese kuai
>Refuse because it's clear she's trying to take advantage of me for being a foreigner
>She goes out and gets the man from outside
>>29863703
>Man is angry and confrontational
>Take out wallet to pay
>He snatches wallet off me and takes all my money
>Leaves
>Can't call the cops because prostitution is illegal
>They took over $1000 in Yuan
>Scared shitless I caught an STD
>My first kiss and sex was with an old aged Chinese whore
>tfw
That's how serial killers are made.
>>29863711
KYS richcuck
never have I seen such a perfect caricature of the peripatetic ideology bound together in one of the most naturally unintelligent subsets of a subset of a majority who masquerade under a guise which completely stands against your nature while remaining completely ignorant to the fact and projecting any of your self-imposed negative perceptions onto the true ideals of the very people you mimic
you all disgust me and anyone who ever seriously thinks about or seriously considers anything sexual to be a significant part of their lives, anyone who is aware or unaware of their moral objectivism yet peaches hate speech of any kind, and anyone that actively or inactively preys for bouts of ignorance to feed their self-serving and know-it-all appetite of validation (may or may not be substituted with cheetos) should leave this board and go cure your self-loathing attitude with some serious exposure therapy
and dont worry, if you don't have any method of travel to your local bar, party, college, drug dealer, or mcdonalds, I'm sure a mirror will work just as well
You've been on /lit/ for too long, please come down from your intellectual soapbox, readjust your rhetoric to be more casual levels, then hang yourself.
Sage
>>29863675
>and anyone who ever seriously thinks about or seriously considers anything sexual to be a significant part of their lives
What? It's a need. That's all...
>>29863886
You realize sage doesn't work anymore right?
>>29863935
Obsessing over anything related to active procreative instinct is one of the biggest signs of a low intelligence and subsequently a sign that you're dangerous to others.
Statistics prove it. Suicide is selfish.
/thread
>>29863644
>giving a shit about what others think of you after you are dead
Suicide is a decision you have to consider logically but in most cases it's done based on emotions. This is why women fuck it up more but Men do it more often.
Calling it selfish is an emotional response so that sort of surprises me.
>>29863644
>unjustifiable
Who even decided what is justified or not? Why does something like suicide have to be justifed? If someone dosent want to live it makes no difference if you think it's "OK" for them to kill themselves. Normies are fucking retards
>be me
>message with a qt3.14 10/10 for a a few months
>she shows a lot of interes
>I fall in love with her progressively
>she even asks me out but I refuse cause I thouhgt I wasn't ready
>she suddenly stopped caring about me
>I message her
>seen
>w-wut?
>ok
>message her a few more times after one day
>seen
>I literally can't Stop thinking about it
>all my motivation in life is gone
She is just too busy, right?
She will message me back, right?
>>29863538
She found someone better man. Stop messaging and move on with your life. It happened to me last month and I'm still not over her
>>29863538
>she even asks me out but I refuse cause I thouhgt I wasn't ready
This is where you fucked up, anon.
>>29863538
This happens. Went on a few dates where she was super into me then all of a sudden 0. You have to move on.
