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>Look at my """pictures""" folder
>half the photos are guys/traps
Am s-still straight? Right?
>>29861574
it is perfectly normal to admire other mens bodies, you are straight
>>29861574
though most people would say liking traps makes you gay, I wouldn't go that far. Most guys are attracted to their feminine features after all.
This guy however looks pretty manly so I guess you might me at least bi
>>29861574
nope
you are pretty darn homosexual
Italian men are the most handsome men in the world. You cannot dispute this.
You were born with pasty white (feminized) features like gayboi blond hair, candyass blue eyes and pale faggot skin. You're pretty much fucked for life if you don't have Italian good looks.
>>29861557
I'm Italian ask me anything
I agree Italian men have the best features. Also the only white's that actually have any balls nowadays. Italian dad's teach the men in the family how to actually be men.
>>29861557
One of my friends would only ever date/fuck Italian men. While we were friends she fucked 5 different men, all Italian, ranging from 2s all the way to 8s. Even the most ugly Italian guys she would go after.
Currently shitting my brains out creating hellish smells and sounds.
How you guys holding up?
I'm sorry that your thread doesn't have any replies man
I ate a whole box of triscuit yesterday so I too was in the Toilet Punishing Brigade earlier.
godspeed you brown emperor.
Do you ever get it where you take a really long shit and when you go to wipe you see that it's REALLY fucking gooey and messy and you have to wipe it like 10 times to get it all gone and more often than not you get a tiny bit of shit on your hands and then you need to take a shower otherwise you will reek of shit all day
J-just me? Haha
Check out this game I just played. I'm white.
https://en.lichess.org/DiLInvKPTOmI
I just started seriously learning the game and this is my favorite setup I've ever done. I started the setup with move 12.
i think you lack an appreciation of what a player's priorities should be in the opening stage
you need to get the light pieces out earlier than your opponent, the move with the queen where you block your white bishop is a bad idea, so is keeping your queen's knight at row 1
possibly learn sicilian, because people play it often
git gud noob, you can do it
>>29861486
By light pieces you mean knights and bishops?
>>29861687
yes
i suggest nimtzovitch's book
also, perhaps even more importantly, do the little problems in lichess, where you have to get the right move to win
those are pretty good
Who /lowiq/ here?
>tfw everything you would want to do in life requires intelligence
Why did I have to be born like this? Being so inadequate just makes me feel terrible.
You can literally make it through the academic system with, a 4.0 and honors, while having an IQ below 95.
All robots are failures and therefore are retards. It's ok man
>tfw finally got a nice 9 - 5 government job
>haven't read anything for nearly a month
>my writing is slowly degrading
Who /creativeenthusiast/ here?? How do you manage to make creativity/art a part of your life when work and exhaustion consumes it?
I used to be into programming as a hobby when I was NEET but then I got an accounting office job. too tired after working from 7-5 to do anything that requires effort
>>29861406
7 - 5?? Jesus
>>29861530
I get an hour for lunch but yeah its rough. I actually like accounting but I dont think im made to handle long workdays.
also I have to pretend to be happy all the time or else coworkers ask 'whats wrong' or tell me to smile more. I hate office culture
Does anyone else here hate black """people"""? Especially "blackbots?"
>Get everything handed to them
>Don't try to improve themselves or have goals
>loud and obnoxious
>Stink
>Cry "white oppression" over every fucking thing
>Get protected by the left even though they're violent animals who'd turn on them at any point
I honestly wish they'd get culled
wow, they are out in droves today
I'm black and don't like other black people, I'm glad I go to university and there are next to none here.
The bots bother me a bit. They've tried to steal robot culture and claim it as their own. Bevause of it, I finally get how they feel about Elvis.
I don't mind blacks in general.
Reminder that if you're 5'9" or above you CANNOT BE A ROBOT!
Sorry, but you simply have it too easy at that point.
You will literally never have it bad in relation to feeling like a man or dating.
Just fuck off already.
Why are you even here?
whats that? I think I hear something in the distance. is it- bagpipes?
>>29861302
Just because I'm 6'2" doesn't make me handsome or desirable. I'm an ugly guy with a skinnyfat physique, and people will often point and laugh at me in public places. Also socially inept.I slouch enough that I am effectively 5'11", too, if that counts towards anything.
>>29861302
Lucky me, I'm only 5'8 :^)
>tfw 31 and still no girlfriend
>>29861280
Just give up and embrace the superior boypussy/feminine penises
>30 and handhold-less virgin
>>29861280
Withdraw from the world. Pursue the transcendental.
>TFW masturbating everyday
>TFW can't even enjoy it anymore
>TFW it's become a daily ritual/addiction if anything
>TFW day feels weird if I don't masturbate
porn is so boring...
>>29861268
Hentai is the only thing that makes me cum nowadays, sometimes I look up vanilla stuff but hentai is so much more entertaining. Especially futanari and tentacle rape or any other degenerate genre of hentai.
>>29861251
Did you start watching increasingly novel, weirder or more hardcore porn recently or gradually?
do you ever feel suicidal about being a virgin or never having had a gf etc?
im 27 and pretty spergy and i've never had a gf and it's killing me. doing ok in my career but girls have never paid any notice to me (in a romantic way anyway) and i don't know where to start and i feel really bad about it, not sure how others cope, i guess most people on this board are in similar situations.
never wanted to kill myself over no gf. found things to occupy myself with most of the time but there are nights I wish I could experience some kind of physical intimacy like cuddling
planning on getting a cat or doggo to fill the void, probably a doggo since affectionate cats can be hard to find
>>29861278
what age are you?
I'm 6 years dry and I just gave up.
It is normal to want to kil myself or my partner or leave them or go far away when i see shitty marriages or infidelities in the media? Do I have filofobia? Should I be single?
>my partner
Very normalfag
>>29861164
I wanna get married but the truth is I don't trust my gf or any woman with that kind of power over me. Like when dating men have all the power but when you get married the woman gets it. Why would I do that??
Stop being so clingy. No women is worth being clingy over. If she cheats, leave her and fuck someone else.
>tfw no kaceytron gf
>>29861151
>swn fart on your face on her livestreams
why even live bros?
>>29861151
>kaceytron
Kill yourself and dont come back
>>29861283
no go fuck yourself you dumbass
kaceytron is a professional, all her ideas and time that she puts into her work show that she takes it very seriously
you wouldn't know the first fucking thing about that kind of self employment and rigor
Have you ever pooped your pants?
>>29861137
In 7th grade.
Dark times...
>>29861137
YesIast week
>>29861137
Everyone did when they were a baby, this thread is retarded
>tfw flat-chested in california
F cups on every corner.
f cups are disgusting desu
>>29861108
Post panties senpai
>>29861108
north or south? blox
