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>>29859115
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>>29859115
whatsgoingonsenpai vbgfcbffgn
A 10/10 virgin is magically divided at the waist, such that both halves live independently without problems
You get first pick. Which half do you take home?
The top half with the face, mouth, and tits?
Or the bottom half with the ass, pussy, and legs?
This isn't even a choice.
>on demand sex with no drawbacks
Bottom desu
>that
>10/10
Maybe when I was 14
>>29859086
Top. I'm a person who is more of the mind. The fact that a girl is psychologically spoiled is more repulsive to me than any roastie though those can be quite unappealing as well.
ITT: greentext cringy moments from your life you'd do anything to go back and do differently, or just make you want to kill yourself
<thread>
>be me
>born
</thread>
>in 5th grade
>friend asks if I have crush on any girls
>think I can trust him
>tell him who I like
>he tells her that day
>she laughed when he told her
and now I hide my feelings from everyone
>>29860052
That happened to me too. That were some heavy level of feels bad.
>You suddenly find yourself in a scenario just like Stephen King's "Misery"
>You are the one in bed with the broken legs
>What do?
You've given us no context, are we expected to know this movie?
>>29859092An author, Paul, crashes his car in the Rocky Mountains and is "rescued" by an obsessive fan of his work, Annie (pic related). She is his "number one fan" but is emotionally unstable and prone to rage fits when she does not get her way, when she discovers that his new book doesn't go the way she would like, and when she sees plotholes in things. Also I'm pretty sure she would put out for him if he wanted--but he doesn't
Textless bumps are forbidden.
Would you fuck pic related if I paid you 1000 bucks?
Yes if it wasn't moving around and shit, I don't want to get deerkicked in the penis
Deer are pretty cute desu. You'd have to drug the deer first though, because I don't want to get stomped out
Would any of those bucks know?
If so, would they seek vengeance?
Anyone know any good women hating movies? movies that just really show how fucking shitty is is to be with a woman/how shitty women really are?
recommendations would be appreciated
New Ghostbusters
>>29858934
Flubber
Pixels
Halo 3
>>29858962
/thread
Talk about movies that need to get dark knighted...
Why do women make such a big deal out of getting raped?
You're autistic, OP
Originalo
Why do robots make such a big deal of being pathetic losers?
Because their vaginas are the only thing they are valued for, and the only thing they can use to control and manipulate men. Someone bypassing this makes them literally worthless, and they don't want to accept the fact that they're worthless
>want to try hunting
>know I'd have no problem killing an animal
>tfw I don't think I'd be able to skin it
Does anyone here hunt? How hard is it to skin the animal? The thought of taking a knife and cutting a deer open bothers me a lot, how bad is it?
>>29858870
have you got the version of this except with the kid under the tap, i need it
I don't hunt but I kill a lot of animals in my work and parting them is not that hard once you get over yourself
after killing like 2 of whatever you're gonna be killing the stigma is all gone
Don't puncture the stomach. Be prepared to get bloody. Its not hard, just Google it if you want to know how. Takes around 35 minutes.
>prove to an anon that ugly people really do get treated like shit and that my physical appearance is the reason my life is horrible
>he stops responding
why do normies do this shit?
>>29858824
he was probably an /uggo/ b8ing you
>>29858824
We've been over this.
Normies just want to feel good. If you befriend a normie and you tell them about how you feel bad, They'll just correct you -- "No, you feel good. All people feel good all the time." If you insist that you feel bad, they'll just say it's your fault. "Any time someone feels bad, they did it to themselves." (this prevents the normie from feeling empathy.)
In the rare case that you can convince a normie to understand that you feel bad for reasons out of your control. they will ghost you because they will finally, finally realize that your life sucks and it isn't your fault. That means that in order to be a good friend, they have to self-sacrifice in order to help you. Normies will never, ever do this. Anyone who does this is not a normie. They can't be, because the very second they do it, other normies will reject them and they'll end up like you.
>>29858901
This. I'd also like to add that "being in control" of your own destiny is a real thing. If you show them it's not they'll cut off that information so that it doesn't get in too deep
What if you realized, in a conversation, somebody was poking holes in your perception of reality?
Keep in mind most humans are selfish, centered around safety and the ego
>dad said 'i dont care if you die'
i hate him
30 years smoking 30 cigarretes for day and still alive
fuck god
>>29858780
If it makes you feel any better, we don't care either
>>29859038
fdlkglsdkglg
>>29858780
I know that feel
>dad actually gave me a noose for a birthday present one year with a note saying "do him proud"
>jokes on him the only reason I'm still alive is that me being alive pisses him off
boy I sure love taking xanax than napping
peace ful sleepy sleeps
>>29858761
Enjoy your dependence
im about to buy three 100mg dispensary weed candies off a dude for 40 bucks. im probably getting overcharged but i have never tried a dispensary edible
i am a daily smoker of weed, but i have never really tried edibles. im going to go to the woods and take one. what am i in for?
>>29859080
Im already titrating off them
but thanks for your concern
>tfw too lazy to learn Japanese for my anime porn
This is the epitome of suffering.
>>29858716
memrise is perfect for aspie robots. Eventually the grammar will make sense of itself
>mfw my dick would probably explode if i knew what these hentai actresses are actually saying
their voices are so fucking hot, but it's not worth learning a language just for porn again, i already did that with english.
How do I reply to him fembots? How would you react to my spaghetti drop robots.
>>29858690
you already replied?
Say alright, what movie do you wanna go see?
>>29858690
We already had this thread yesterday baka
Does anyone else want nothing more than to rest their head on a girl's lap?
I just want someone to hold me.
Yes.
And this is how you know you shall be eternally cucked
>>29858754
why is this cuck tier?
Is it really too beta?
>>29858666
trips don't lie. i've always felt this.
Quitting the internet for a year to train in Smash. Wish me luck robots.
>>29858644
Good luck anon
Nice double 4's desu
can u make any money off it?
won't you have to constantly travel and shit?
You should probaby stay on the internet in some way, isn't there a lot to learn from studying videos online?
Playing online may also be a nice way to get more practice than what tournaments can give you.
