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Who here Canadian and can't wait for this filler useless year to end so weed legalization next year can hurry up and get here?
i want that basic income more
canada needs to become the glorious land of NEETs
DUDE
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I got cheated on by some Quebec asian roastie
Fuck Canada
Times your were handed the aux cord/had control of the music at a social setting, and the results.
>at friend's birthday party
>appointed in charge of music
>put on Girl Talk because it's perfect party music
>everybody's dancing
>40 minutes into party one girl wants something 'with a better vibe'
>wtf but okay
>put on Kanye
>everybody dancing
>not okay
>put on JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
>literally everybody dancing. Literally, minus her.
>not okay
>she jumps on Spotify and puts on Rihanna
>only one dancing
>won't let anyone change it
>at friend's birthday party
Why are you here?
What kind of people do you think we are OP?
You clearly have never been here before.
Is this what kids do now? Sounds gay.
Post sad pictures
sad doggu
sad nigggu
obobobow
I am not trying to sound cocky, but I am a tall good looking man. So I will I'll tell you how it feels like to be the center of attention everywhere you go as a handsome man.
Women loiter around you in hopes you notice and approach them.
Men give you menacing looks when they are with their girlfriend.
Somehow every woman is very welcoming and helpful.
You get followed.
Women and even Men cat call you all the time.
Everyone expects you to be friendly.
Men insult you and threaten to beat you up.
Women act act giggly around you.
Children smile at you and randomly hug or touch you.
When you have something to say, all ears are on you.....
thanks to all of these I have developed social anxiety lol
Its fun yes, but it can definitely be very very exhausting
It's a little bit stressful, but it's not soul crushing like being ignored all them time. Man up, pussy.
>>29856506
i was going to say boo hoo but
>Women act act giggly around you.
that does suck man
Had all those happen pretty regularly except getting cat called and having other men threaten me.
I think it would be kind of nice to be cat called desu, wish it would happen at least a few times.
Why don't you have a talented girlfriend, /r9k/?
Because talented women don't exist. Go outside, you delusional moron.
>>29856465
>a talented girlfriend
HNNNGG
I'm not worthy...
>>29856488
Pic related is my gf . Do you talk to girls?
>tfw you're weak as fuck and you can't carry things right/can never get a good grip on shit and your family constantly makes you carry shit around for them when they easily can get another person to do it that's strong and knows how to carry shit around
I feel like they do this shit on purpose just to fuck with me.
>>29856417
They're trying to make you stronger bro.
>>29856514
I can do that by going to a fucking gym. Carrying stupid shit around that we'll get rid of in a few months isn't help.
>>29856552
>I can do that by going to a fucking gym.
DO YOU? You said you are weak.
>Carrying stupid shit around
That's kind of what working out is.
You will get stronger carrying heavy things.
That's what happened in nature.
Doing sets isn't the only way. But it's probably a better way.
At least carrying heavy thing makes you realize you should be stronger.
Dude c'mon, don't be mad at this. Maybe your family are dicks, I don't know. Just trying to get you /fit/ bro!
>tfw you were born too early to join starfleet
>tfw they probably wouldn't let you in anyway
>>29856373
>ywn take warp theory and temporal mechanics
>Wanting to join starfleet
>Wanting to join an authoritative organization
>Wanting to join an organization that outright supports corruption at the highest level and are perfectly willing to be as bad as cardassians and romulans if they can look clean while doing it
Daily reminder that a starfleet admiral allows section 31 to exist
Reminder that Starfleet is perfectly okay with allowing people's homes and land being taken away but can't stand against them being defended
Reminder that they didn't reprimand Sisko for poisoning a planet full of people that didn't attack him or the federation
Reminder the federation stupid enough to think that the Cardassians would hold up their end of the deal
Reminder that the prime directive is flawed
Reminder that the ban on dna modification is holding the human species back
If the federation is so greatwhy do they keep allowing O'brien to be tortured??
>Nigger
Leave
cara delevingne's thread? cara delevingne's thread.
robots' official waifu
She looks like a whore with caterpillars on her forehead.
Fuck off, normie.
>>29856330
>>>/b/
oregano
>>29856330
>carafags
>robots
yeah just like rapefugees are german
Post your MMR, region and steam and find people to play with you
MMR: 3018
Region: EU (norway)
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198149695369/
>>29856248
Youre a normie , you need to get out
>>29856248
MMR: 908
Region: EU (romania)
Steam: N-no... u
>>29856271
delete this postoriginal
How do I deal with a girl's past?
I feel like I can't have normal relationship if I don't accept this part of her.
>>29856195
By having a past with another girl. What you're feeling is shame about your lack of experience.
>>29856231
False. I have fucked 109 women and I still won't date whores.
An experienced woman is a ruined woman. Good for using, not for keeping.
>>29856195
By downloading addblock plus and blocking all trigering images from there on.
I woke up today with paper cuts all over both of my hands (I needed one to hold the camera). What could have done this? They weren't there last night. Is this a disease? Am I being haunted? The only illnesses I have are kidney disease and schizoaffective disorder. Any advice is appreciated.
>>29856194
I believe you have a cat
>>29856311
Nope. No pets.
>>29856194
HIV. Not even joking
>Western *******men*******
>>29856145
>South African """""men""""
>>29856166
I'm Eastern european. But all the white males are huge degenerates. I'll personally have kids only with brown/sandnigger fever like arabs, etc.
They're manly, they still have family values, etc.
Hey leddit.
:^)
How long until we run out of things the robot let's us say?
Never, because it has a limited memory.
Probably longer than this board will exist.
Or humanity itself, for that matter.
The robot was already reset once, they will just reset it again
How does this image make you feel /r9k/?
Tell me in this thread
It doesn't.
I can't empathize or relate to it so why would it make me feel anything?
It does not make me feel.
>>29856089
Mildly annoyed at picture quality
robot survey question
would you rather
>be forever alone because you're a faggot
or
>put on a chad costume and have someone love you for who you are not
The last thing on earth I want to be is myself.
Put on chad costume....there really isn't anything called "being yourself"...girls want chadlike qualities and even Chad has to adapt a certain behaviour to woo them at first.
This is why makeup exists.
