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who wants to join a friendly game of minecraft? I started a server a week ago and I wanna make some friends playing a game I love.
167.114.110.58:25565 is the ip :)
>>29854196
Okay, I'll bite. What kind of server is this?
holy fuck i haven't played this shit in a while.
Cozy enough to cum in
Do you fellas shave your ballsack?
In these summer months my sack is getting awful sweaty and stinks somethin' fierce.
I'm wondering if shaving my sack would improve smell over time.
Pic not related. No-one wants to see a sweaty gooch when scrolling the first page.
How though? The ballsack isn't really tight and my absolute worst nightmare is, that it would somehow get stuck in the razor or something.
you gotta hold your balls up and tight to make sure the skin you're about to shave is smooth.. if you can imagine that and slowly shave the pubes. if this is your first time then trim with scizzors before hand
t.29 year old guy who shaved his balls since I was 17
No, just trimming it with a scissor.
How do people make friends? It doeesn't matter if it's irl or online, it still seems like such a weird concept to me.
You can try to talk with them if you both share an interest but you're most likely to get pretentious fags for friends because life sucks
>>29854236
Where do you meet people who maybe share an interest? And why are they usually pretentious fags?
dem hair intakes tho
/r9k/ server
shop at spawn
Ip: reeecraft.mchost.pro
>>29854161
Seems like it could be something worth checking out tbqhfam
two minecraft servers in a short span on time. Why does r9k love minecraft
>>29854300
minecraft is life
+friends
>tfw you realise that you're bound to live as a worthless NEET in a country infested by pakis and niggers for the rest of your life
>>29854153
everything can be changed by you. XD
>>29854182
There's no hope for me lad.
I can't escape from this hell. Even if I get a job I'll be stuck in fucking bongland surrounded by pakis and degenerates
Only the elites and the highly educated ones can flee from the country, when shits going down.
You are not some Arab, and no country would take you in otherwise.
>you know you're ugly when you're at work and customers avoid to approach you and rather wait for your busy co-worker even though you were free
>you know you're ugly when the innocent awkward girl with lack of confidence you've had an affair with, leaves you for some weird autistic guy even though you're older and more popular than him
>you know you're ugly when you have solid social skills and your broad social circle only includes males
>you know you're ugly when the girl you grew up with avoids you in public even though you didn't have any trouble with her
>you know you're ugly when you meeting a mate with his gf and everyone in the squad gets a hug except you
>>29854116
https://youtu.be/nzpZov-VFLk?t=28
it hurts so much
why are people so mean
>>29854116
That last one hurts so bad.
>you know you're ugly when people ignore what you're trying to say and talk over you. Than the leader of the group tells everyone to stop talking because you have something to say. At that point there isn't a point in saying it.
I feel like people with autism could survive longer in a post apocalyptic world than Normie's. Prove me wrong.
>>29854105
Assuming you mean high-functioning autists, and not those retards who shriek all day, you're right. They would probably have an easier time adapting to the change.
Most normies will completely lose their minds if reality turns upside down. They can't handle it. Hell, they kill themselves over losing a job or getting divorced. Their minds are too rigidly fixed in their idea of what life "should" be.
I like to imagine I'm the only one left on earth. I feel like I'd be more comfortable with knowing I'm alone than other people.
Nigger you would need to know how to handle social interaction just to be able to survive every time you meet someone who wants to kill you. How the fuck will you escape certain doom if you can't even stand for yourself during preapocalyptic times?
Hello Anons, I have a little story of what's happening to me in this moment.
>I'm currently closed in my house.
>I live in the countryside. Always lived here, and the lack of persons to talk with made me not develop social skills and I become robottish.
>The only dude I was friend when I was young (then became a Weed smoking normie) Is tossing a normie party. (he was the only child around when i was younger, so we were friends)
>It's about a week I'm not talking to anyone.
>I can hear them in this moment.
>He didn't even invited me, but I don't care much. I know I'm not the best anon to invite to a party.
>They sound like they are having fun, His father has a fireplace owen when they bake pizzas. I can hear them laughting and From my window, I can see them dancing and doing party stuff. They look happy, there are even some gals around.
>I'm In my room in my underwears as I woke up at 16:00 thinking about all the errors of my life.
Why do we keep pretending we live superior lifes?
With all that reeee and stuff like that. Wouln't we would like to be like them? Happy and without preoccupations?
I hope they stop soon. I hope everything stops soon.
I don't pretend to be superior. I just don't like them.
It all returns to nothing.meme
>>29854142
Yeah. Memes are cruel sometime.
> Being a slav in Germany
Is there a worse fate? Girls only want big, blonde, blue eyed germans or arabs. No love for slavs. We are being seen as always drunk, stupid and agressive. The moment I say that my name's Semyon they lose any spark of interest they may have had. And I really don't want to pursue russian women, every single one I know is an extremely trashy Stacie.
I should just call myself Hans or some shit.
>>29854031
>agressive
Isn't that a good thing in this day and age? I think you can profit from building a reputation of a couragous protector, standing up against upity Arabs with your Slav brothers, not afraid of engaging in a fight. German women will be thankful sooner or later. The current immigration crisis will lead to greater acceptance for those that are already here, since they will be perceived as less foreign than the new-comers.
If you are uncormfortable with your name, you could just introduce yourself pronouncing it slightly more German, Semyon is basically the Slav version of Simon, if I'm not mistaken.
Can they tell you are Slavic by looking at you, or your accent? Just change your name to something german senpai
>>29854324
No, well, with "agressive" I mean "violent".No girl really likes violent persons, except sadists. And the state I live in is objectively by far the worst in all of Germany and extremely left-winged. I'm not supposed to be agressive, but bend, take it in the ass and give my thanks. And changing my given name for some pussy... I don't know.
>>29854347
My mother's Armenian and I have a huge, crooked, hooked nose. I never had a chance.
Maybe me being a slav is only partially responsible for my situation, I am really ugly, regardless of nationality.
>tfw haven't taken a shit in over a week
who /badeatinganddrinkinghabits/ here?
This is easy modeI only shit every 3 weeks, I've done this for my entire life
>>29853951
Same, I don't feel like shitting for 1week ish, then boom wake up one day and take a colossal submarine shit 15cm+ long and feel great.
>>29853951
I take a nice muddy shit every morning and I love every moment of it
>be black
>absolutely HATE white women and would never date them
>like asian girls
>they hate/fear me because I'm black and most likely get that impression from bad experiences/ stories/ news
>tfw if any of them do like black guys they're either liberals, or FOBs who think every black guy is obama/50 cent
>tfw won't even accept black women unless they are respectful, redpilled conservatives, that want to achieve something more in life than popping out 6 kids and living off the government.
white guys have it so easy, black guys we get pidgeonholed and can't date what we want, but what we can get because we're so undesired that we will be desperate for anything
The USA is one fucked up country in terms of dating
>>29853950
>redpilled
>subscribes to political labels
???
>>29853950
Quit complaining and stick to your own race, OP.
I mean, that's what black women are there for. To pair up with black guys.
Ask a former robot now turned normie anything
>ask a normie ernieposter anything
>>29853929
1. how did you do it?
2. are you satisfied with your transformation?
>>29853929
WRONG! If you are a normie, you were never a robot in the first place.
> be an adolescent nerd in 20th century America
> being bullied heavily by a guy in high school called Jamie Wilcox
> get depression, social anxiety, the whole package
> youfuckedwiththewrongautistjamiewilcox.jpeg
> school ends, Jamie enters a manual job with a good salary in a factory as most of his family did before him
> create automation industry
> Jamie loses his job with the rest of the lower middle class
> Jamie starts looking for a wife
> create cosmetics industry
> he marries a girl that he considers good-looking but then finds out she is ugly as hell
> he has a son
> create gaming industry so when his son grows up he will be emotionally stunted slob of fat without no real world experience
> he has a daughter
> create a fashion industry so when she grows up she will consider herself only a piece of meat without any self-respect
> create fitness industry so Jamie hates his body
> create self-improvement industry so he is constantly reminded of his own inadequacy
> create porn industry to cripple any sexual relationship he will ever have
> fund the neo-liberals so they crash the property market
> and when he is going to die
> poor
> depressed
> without any sense of meaning in his life
> I am going to shit on his grave as well
> BECAUSE YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG AUTIST, JAMIE WILCOX
/mischief/ thread i guess
>>29853897
kek
made me laugh
ot oregano
>>29853897
Keks that Jamie FagCox really have had a huge impact on you're autist brain
Dude, th8s is fuxking god tier.
> top fucking kek
What are your top 4 favorite films? here are mine.
>>29853887
>closely watched trains
MY NIGGER
>>29853887
>The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
>The Road
>Drive
>Her
From what I've seen so far.
>>29853937
I've never met someone who also likes that movie. Happy to see /r9k/ appreciates it. It actually got the Foreign Film Oscar in 66.
>>29853939
I've only seen Her out of those, but I loved it to death.
What is your opinion of this quote
I think it's a fucking waste of space, just like your fat ass.
Anyway, seen any good porn recently, Dude?
>>29853858
It'll make disenfranchised men more likely to commit crimes
>>29853858
All hail Joseph, father of our lord and savior
