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>Your son comes to your room and tells you this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0v_idyvjco
What do robots.
Well it would be pretty obvious if he was a fuccboi long before that so I wouldn't be surprised
>>29853811
>your son
> having children
2016
anon?
There's no way I'm having kids.
Any robots here have listened to\listen to Bones? He's a phenmenal artist that dabbles with experimental rap\today's modern rap. If you like to keep it hip hop free, then you can easily switch to his more avantgarde albums, like skinny, Banshee, and TeenWitch.
They are so solemn, sad and beautiful. Give it a try.
Ech, its not so experimental nowadays, maybe in 2013
bones is great
>tfw you look bad with long hair
I've listen to bones for ~2 years, his music is really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5_O4nGoJOM
>live in front of a park
>the weather is "nice"
>"nice" as in really fucking hot and sunny with no wind
>normalshits obviously love it
>it's like the entire fucking neighborhood is in that park right now
>younger chads and stacies are playing sports, drinking and tanning
>older ones bring out their normiechildren who run around and scream
>everyone seems to be having fun but me
>all i can do is look at females showing some skin from behind my curtains
I really want to die right fucking now. Can't even go outside to buy booze, it's like 30 degrees celsius, and i'm scared of smoking because people might think i'm a creep for looking at a park and the sun is fucking bright as hell.
My man. I hate summer with a passion. I have an intense urge to move to the polar circle somewhere in Alaska or Norway or some shit, away from all the normans. Eskimos have their shit figured out, they learned a long time ago that heat attracts assholes of all kinds, normans, bugs, parasites, bacteria.
>>29853844
Global warming was created so normies could enjoy more heat.
But seriously this is hell. I can't escape the heat, there's no fucking wind and the humidity, can't even go outside to buy an 8-pack of cold beer and drink myself to sleep and i have to smoke inside so normans won't call the cops on me for looking at them from my window.
>>29853903
I have the same dilemma. At least I have a tab of ambien pills.
>tfw you're montague and she's capulet
>>29853635
>9th grade english class
>doing a reading of romeo and juliet
>teacher makes you read the part of romeo
>oneitis is juliet
literally the most tense moment in my entire life
>>29853941
I-K-T-F, family.
>>29853941
>6th grade gifted class play of R&J
>i get to be romeo
>some girl who rode the same bus as me juliet
>convince her to kiss me for real on the bus ride home while practicing lines
Were any other robots molested as children?
I'm 23 and only now realising what happened to me was wrong. I never really though much on it before.
>>29853602
what happened to you? Tell us.
You are not alone senpai
I was taught "how to have sex" by an older girl, which basically involved lying on a bed, making out and groping, which u guess she'd seen in movies. I was probably 6 or 7, she was 12 or 13.
who else /energy drinks/?
I'm drinking orange flavoured one right now, shit is delicious
i swear that shit makes me look exactly like your picture. it wakes my body but, but everything else is tired and then I feel like wasted and fatigued since I can't sleep. it's like a bad cycle.
>>29853597
I've been drinking monster lately.
The store near where I live carries Monster and Red Bull. I like the Red Bull more, but a case of monster has the same number of cans which are twice as big and it's about a dollar less.
Lately I've been drinking one every day, but this week I'm going to try not to drink any energy drinks or other caffeinated beverages on days while I work. I don't want to have a tolerance built up so when I have one on my off days I can get the maximum effect.
Why would you drink energy drinks, full of acid and sugar and who knows whatever horrible shit when you could just drink a nice cup of coffee or tea
>there was a time when this board used this meme extensively
>reddit finds funny 4chan meme
>kills it
>4chan creates new meme
>repeat
>>29853549
The problem was that it was used in stories/comics, which eventually focused on normie bullshit.
Pepe memes focus on single frames with little to no dialogue, so it hasn't been bastardized as much.
>Tfw have to hold back saying longcat is loooooooooooong sometimes
Anyone else have a favourite meme that is outdated?;_;
How many nosebleeds do you think Chitose has in a single day?
i dont understand the nosebleed trope
>>29853445
Bump
I need to know the answer
44. She's anemic.
>tfw you will never put your dick in black slut's mouth
>>29853402
>tfw I will never contract HIV
the CDC says they all have herpes anyway
: /
no thanks
>>29853419
>he fucks enough south african women and white women to risk getting HIV or other STDs
top kek
Who is this bitch and why do you love her?
Looks really crazy.
Borderline stuff
F E R T I L E
oregano
She looks kinda cute but in the "Well she'd be cool in Hentai" kind of way, not the "Bashful-Gamer Girl-Brunette-Virgin" kind of way
How many girls have kissed you?
>2
>>29853254
>10
"Inserting for original comment"
>>29853254
whats the minimum age for a girl to kiss you that counts?
is there a specific way to kiss that counts?
two. one when I was in high school, during truth or dare, and one at like 25 that happened a few times. I sperged out and lost her though.
Did you ever go to Summercamp? Why's it such a thing in America? Like what do you even do? Just sit around and all day except an hour of activity? is it just an excuse for your parents to go on vacation without you?
What the heck is Church camp!? What do you do? Throw out some stories.
The summer camp I went to had long walking paths, canoeing, and an obstacle course.
i went to some type of summer camp thing when i was like 7. it was only 10 minutes away, my mom would drop me off in the morning and pick me up at like 4ish. we didn't do much, went to the beach sometimes and played baseball and stuff like that.
i have never met one person who did the legit version of summer camp like they show in the movies where they all sleep together in a room with bunk beds. i don't think that shit exists where i live.
I went to a christian summercamp called Camp Casowasco in New York when I was a kid. It was great. There were always a bunch of cute Christian girls there and the hormones ran high. After a few days you go to these events and see where "she' is and try to mingle.
There's a bunch of church stuff. Every morning we'd go to pic related along the lake and sit on those wood benches to watch the sunrise and we'd sing along to a song one of the workers played on guitar. On Sunday's they'd hold a service in the actual chapel and it's basically just a bunch of kids so it was more enjoyable than actual church.
We'd wake up, get ready, and go down to breakfast. They had some bomb ass food. Fresh waffles and fruit toppings for it. The menu changed every day and I can't remember any bad meals. Throughout the day we'd have some scheduled events until lunch. Usually like a hike through the woods or maybe making some necklaces or whatever arts and crafts they had going on. After lunch we had free time until dinner which was usually everyone getting on suits and going into the lake. Kayaking. Tubing. It was basically like that summer camp in that movie Heavyweights.
They'd have a dance and you'd get your chance to warm up to the qt you've been admiring all week. You'd watch the spergs try and fail with her first and do your best not to embarrass yourself.
At night the camp workers snuck us out to the soccer fields for a bonfire and smores. Was pretty fun.
I heard the camp workers used to fuck each other a lot after we all went to bed. My bunkmates and I tried to sneak out and catch em at the girls cabin. But we got caught halfway there.
I liked camp so much I went for two weeks the next year. I'll never forget it.
show me your tanks
are you planning to use it soon?
>pic related
Y...you're having a birthday soon is all, right?
They add air in those. Your best bet would be to buy an industrial helium tank thats pure.
>>29853118
I highly doubt that helium would do anything but make you laugh.
Cutest Pepe
This is by far the cutest one
Sorry m8s
cute pepe coming through
anyone else keep having dreams where your teeth fall apart?
just spitting out pieces of tooth?
>>29853005
Why not live the dream?
>>29853032
I kinda am. not at the rate that it happens in the dreams but I keep losing pieces every year or so. I'm literally missing half of a wisdom tooth. there's just a huge hole. smaller chips elsewhere. it doesn't cause any pain so I haven't gone to a dentist.
I brush my teeth twice a day and don't eat that much sugar (no soda etc.) so I have no clue what's happening
I did a lot this last year. I'd wake up in a panic.
Probably due to the fact that I hadn't gone to a dentist in about 7 years, and had 2 broken wisdom teeth where I'd constantly have pieces of them fall out after hearing that loud *CRUNCH*...
Now that I've got them all pulled, and a crown put in, my dental anxiety has lessened considerably and I haven't had those dreams in awhile. Still have a ton of cavities and fillings to go though.
