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Which 2d girl do you think has the stinkiest vagina?
Hard mode: no watamote
lmao what the fuckasuka
Definitely Ed, nerd girls + living on a spaceship
My vote goes to Yoko from TTGL
What is your favorite dessert, /r9k/?
I like anything tart and lemon. I'm not big on sweets.
Gobi
>>29851357
>color contacts
>>29851365
>color contacts
Disgusting
>tfw you're male and your hips are wider than your chest
JUST
>>29851356
You know what you must do... Seriously though, sorry if it bothers you. There are worse things to be afflicted with if it's any consolation.
Great album..love it
Do pullups all day and reach flying squirrel mode
Gotta share this story with yall
forgive me, i'm not that good at greentext
>be me
>have to go to summercamp
>first day of football camp
>show up
>everybody's atleast one year younger than me
>why did i sign up for this
>only one kid i know
>fat idiot from my school
>anyways boring football camp lasts a week
>kid i know starts harrasing me for no apparent reason
>thinks he's cool
>gets to the point where he says to my face that i like fucking my mom
>decide to get revenge
>slylook.png
>be last day of camp
>obligatory camp waterfight
>everybody except me
>sneak into fat idiots room
>grab his bag
>and his shoes
>flee a kilometer from camp
>find a nice mudbank
>make two holes in mud
>put his fancy shoes in there
>cover up with mud
>same goes for his bag
>return to camp
>muddy hands
>wash them
>nobody noticed
>laughhysterically.gif
>wait for waterfight to end
>adios fatass
Absolutely devilish. You did well, OP.
it's not cool unless they know you were behind it
>>29852105
i thought about making a anonymous facebook acount and writing a nice little memoir for him
Black anons of /r9k/, when did you realize black women were subhuman scum and turned to white or Asian women instead?
>>29851232
Any black man who isn't in complete denial knows this to be true. Latina women are better too.
I've been stalking this underaged Korean girl for the past week
>>29851273
Korean school uniforms are so small and tight.
>Come on anon, show us your moves!
>>29851230
>being at a place where you dance
Truly disgusting
>>29851230
*pulls out a gun*
dance bitch
Falcon
PUNCH
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>tfw not bilingual
its literally as easy as being born into a non-english country and going through basic education. you have your mother tongue, know the culture and everything but also know the ultimate universal language that 90% of educated people of the world know. Top CUCC Americans whose only option is to learn the spic lingo because they are constantly invaded by them.
T H E W A L L
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is the final solution
>tfw studying to be bilingual but why does it matter, you have to go out of your way just to interact with said langauge because you're an autist who will never travel to said country who speaks said language unless you're 100% fluent but you wont because youre an autist
Este sentimiento se puede curar, Anonito.
www.italki.com
Who here can say with relative certainty that on the balance, they would have been better off never having been born?
Let's get some sob stories up in here.
It hasn't been very enjoyable
Might just off myself soon
It's been average. Ups and downs.
>>29851162
What is the best method for suicidd? I'm thinking about overdosing since you will painlessly fade away from existence.
>"h-hey anon, lt's nice to see you again"
>>29851155
Oh fuck, is this that Mickey Mouse hat guy who threw up after eating shitloads of Nutella? I forgot his name...
>>29851181
JOEY'S SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS
W-W-W-W-W-W-WOW
as I live and breathe, if it isn't yesterday's news
>judging a woman by her past sexual experiences is unfair, if you like her you should only care about the present and future, not about what she did
>if you tell a woman you have had a myriad of past sexual experiences, such as sex with men, minors, amputees, 80 year olds, etc, you are considered a creep
Why are women such hypocrites? Why aren't we supposed to be allowed to judge their sexual past but they do it recklessly?
I'm not sure how having sex with adults is the same as raping children. When normies say that they don't have people who rape dogs and babies in mind, they're assuming you're normal and not mentally ill.
>>29851118
>Why is X terrible in Y way
Because they can afford to be.
And they can afford to be because no one else can or will hold them accountable.
This dynamic applies to far more than women.
>>29851158
>raping children
Having sex with minors is legal in a number of places.
It's so depressing on this board! No matter how much life can suck, there's always something that can put a smile on your face!
Let's share some happy feels! I'll start.
>a nice comfy bottle of fireball
>playing old vidya gaemz
>comfy bean bag chair
>being left alone
Bump
This thread has some real potential.
>Rain
>Books
>Plans getting cancelled at the last minute
>Naps in the air conditioning
>Comfy streams
>Cold dark beer
>Post-exercise rest
>Occasional success
I honestly just look forward to steeping so I can have dreams. I'm not really happy any other time.
It's 7am and I still can't sleep.
What should I do?
Me too and my mom wants me to mow the lawn today.
>>29851026
Your life sure is hard, bud
>>29850973
>What should I do?
Post a pic of your moms panties
I just found out the girl I wanted to marry has been cheating on me for the past few months. I really need my spirits lifted. Help me out.
Please?
This has happened to everyone out there dating.
First off you really need to understand that it's not your fault or failing. I know this is not easy.
But it really is the failing of the cheater not you.
Once you wrap your head around that you'll be ok .
Sorry you're going thru this but fuck her.
No lifting, only pain and suffering from this point out.
>>29850962
In your face, moron.
But now, after watching this video of Asian grils speaking the truth of what they like in guys, i finally see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7DDYNJqKzk
Can't read slav runes
>>29850953
Me neither, I'm OP.
activate the subtitles smart boy
that first guy there is a huge fag. he's very handsome but toally gay.
>Been a neet for 7 years
>Online friends talk about how bored they get, nothing to do
>I have done nothing for so long that I haven't felt boredom in 6 years
>tfw my NEETdom is coming to an end cos I have to start working tomorrow
>suddenly I value the time I have
>I want to do so many things and regret not pursuing my passions while a NEET
>know very well that the next time I become a NEET I'll do absolutely nothing all day again
I will an hero soon.
>>29850927
do people call themselves NEET when they're temporarily unemployed now? because that's just called being temporarily unemployed.
>>29850955
If 8 months is temporary, and the 6 years before that job.
