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Great chip flavor or greatest chip flavor?
>>29848337
I'm torn between salt and vinegar and jalapeno.
Regardless though it has to be kettle cooked.
>>29848337
Salt and vinegar is objectively the best flavor.
Lots of spicy flavors are bretty gud too.
>>29848366
>>29848382
Yeah, good point. Jalapeno chips are great too, and kettle cooked is where it's at.
I remember back when kettle chips were a niche thing. I was glad when they went mainstream.
r8 this fucker. revenge for him posting my picture
>>29848331
sweet jacket
bretty cool guy/10
>>29848331
>
[oregano, washington, califronia]
>>29848331
He's pretty hot.
Originally, that is.
Here we go.
>promiscuous
>tattoos
>piercings anywhere besides her ears
>fat
>disfigured
>dresses too revealing
>doesn't have a career path
>thinks she is superior to me
>thinks she is inferior to me
>wears too much lipstick or makeup
>uses tumblr, 4chan or reddit
>single mother
>she is loud, and swears as part of her constant personality
>redhead
>into weird sexual fetishes
>is a ponyfag or is into other weird Internet fads/philosophies
>dyes hair beyond her natural color
>has violent tendencies beyond defending herself from legitimate danger
These have been my standards for a while now, so I will not listen to anybody that does not like them.
>>29848290
wow, so people responded to the femanon 'red flags for guys' thread, but not mine?
Fuck you, /r9k/. Fuck you.
>>29848684
We see this thread every day, man. It's getting boring.
But why are you against weird sexual fetishes?
Idk, tattoos are pretty normal these days, OP. It's too common now.
How was your day robots?I shit myself today, but other than that, not too bad, all things considered.
>>29848288
>I shit myself today
How?
>>29848288
me too, op.on white carpet
Gaythug?
Sup robots, I came into some meth for the first time and a meth pipe, based on videos I've watched of whores on motherless smoking it I picked it up fairly quickly. This was about 4 days ago and while it's been fun I don't plan on continuing. While it made me more energetic and efficient at work and around people, I was constantly horny, and while I usually rub one or two out a day, the number for the last few days concerned me.
30 times, or around 30 as after my bowl last night I was too focused on reading weird fetish fan fics to keep count. This morning I smoked a tiny bit just to get me through work and thought about bringing a bit to rail if I started crashing, but I decided against it and here I am, high on benzos and weed and still kinda thinking about jerking off while struggling to stay awake, but my cock is too like red and it hurts to stroke it different ways.
Any robots know how to stop being high on meth ? I've got to work in 6 hours but is my energy going to be gone? Because if so you think a small line would hurt? Just to get through work then I'll flush the rest. I really need to give my dick a break.
>>29848279
by not having it
If you have access to antipsychotics they stop stimulants right in the tracks. At least for me anyway.
>>29848279
You're fucking stupid kid.
I don't even know if robot is as low as you can go anymore. I went on Omegle and found some guy who cuts his own toes off and sucks on them. I'm questioning everything right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCwhzAYVK7M&list=FLV7HNNiM1HT5mVvIvTrA2vQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXqDdR287mM&index=17&list=FLV7HNNiM1HT5mVvIvTrA2vQ
Is this fake, or are we the normies?
Seriously, someone please say something.
sweet jesus lord.
the second video.
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk!??????? gross !!!!!!!!!! why are you talking to that weirdo!!!!!!!!
If we were suddenly in a zombie apocalypse, what would your "role" be in a survivor group?
>>29848201
i wouldn't have a group, i'd be a lone scavenger killing and raiding any vulnerable people while avoiding the inevitable gangs that would form
I would be captain banana's right hand man
killing zombies, killing people, making the hard decisions for our survival, rationing food, impregnating the women, protecting the group, going on supply tri- JUST KIDDING I'D BE FUCKING DEAD INSTANTLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME I'M POSTING ON R9K AND I'M A NEET WITH ZERO LIFE/SURVIVAL SKILLS, AT BEST I COULD HIDE UNTIL I RUN OUT OF FOOD THEN DIE OF A HEART ATTACK THE SECOND I SEE A FUCKING ZOMBIE, THEY'RE PROBABLY FAST AS FUCK TOO. IF I HAD A GUN I MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE AS A LONER BY KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR SHIT.
People don't understand how painful it is to make it to 21 without having ever had someone show romantic interest in you or even any kind of close relationship with a female, fuck, I've never had a close relationship with anybody.
I can't even leave the house any more because I'm so insecure. Whenever I go out I can't help but scream at myself in my head about how everyone is taller and more attractive than me, about how nobody has ever found me attractive and nobody ever will.
I've cut my face before and got stitches. I still want to just cut my face into pieces so it's nothing but a scarred mess.
>>29848200
>just cut my face into pieces
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Yeah it's bad. But on the scale of misery humanity is capable of tfw no gf is relatively mild.
>>29848277
Lmao
Fucking checked, brother
>This 35 year old man was referred by his general practitioner with a 3 month history of increasing forgetfulness. He would get lost on local journeys and could not manage his computer games any longer. Over the same period his personality had changed and he became extremely emotional at times. The symptoms were rapidly progressive and by the time of admission he was unable even to tie up his shoe laces. His brother and work colleagues also noticed that his gait had become odd and stiff with a tendency to drag his feet. There had been no preceding illness and no visual, sphincter, or sensory symptoms. His general health was good. There was no medical or family history of relevance to his presentation. He was not taking any regular medication.
>On neurological examination he was withdrawn, irritable, and tremulous. He walked with a slow and deliberate gait. Cranial nerves were unremarkable. He had brisk reflexes and strong withdrawal on eliciting the plantar responses. There was no ataxia and there were no involuntary movements. The most striking feature was marked psychomotor retardation. He showed very little insight and scored 21 out of 30 on mini mental state examination later dropping to 16 out of 30. He could only recall current events in a very sketchy fashion. Neuropsychological assessment confirmed impaired level of cognitive functioning in all areas.
>His condition remained largely unchanged until about 6 months after presentation when his gait became progressively unsteady and he withdrew more and more from spontaneous activities. There was little verbal communication and he now needed assistance in all activities of daily living. Two months later he was bed bound and mute with marked leg spasticity and needed feeding via gastrostomy. He continued to track visually rather than following noise but there was no communication. During the last month of life infrequent generalised myoclonic jerks were found. He eventually died 1 year after the onset of symptoms.
But wait it's only the tip of the iceberg.
>Be me
>2nd grade
>I'm a dumbass, have no idea about violence
>Challenge some normfag to a fight
>I think fight is just fun and games, he doesn't
>We meet up during lunch, just him and me
>It starts out pretty awkward because I barely retaliate
>He starts pushing my face to the ground and occasionally hitting me
>I'm smiling the entire time
>I push his face to the ground and hit him a bit (but not too hard)
>We grapple some more, I spit some blood
>Lunch ends, I go back to class thinking nothing of it
>mfw I've gotten the shit beaten out of me and I didn't even realize
Share your fight stories anons
>>29848149
First time someone tried to fight me is when I realized that nothing gets solved by violence.
I figured if I won it doesn't mean I'm right.
If he won it it doesn't make him right.
Dud my best to make up with the opposing party, said goodbye and never spoke to any of them again.
Went on to live a pacifist existence ever since which has been like 6 or 7 years.
Only fights I've ever been in were just wrestling with friends in like elementary school. Thus far I haven't hurt any one physically yet for any reason other than accidental.
> Be me
> Be 16
> Be barely above a skelly
> At house party
> Completely wasted
> They have a bouncy castle because fuck you that's why
> Some guy is sat in the corner of it talking to his friends
> My friend pushes me and I fall in the corner
> Everyone laughs at me falling except this guy
> PissedOff.jpg
> Starts punching me
> Drunk me thinks he's joking so I'm laughing my ass off
> I'm lied on the ground and he's on top of me
> Manage to curl my legs up and put my feet on his chest
> He realises what I'm going to do and starts to get up
> Legs fire like a piston
> Begin Launch Sequence
> Everyone starts freaking out since they thought I was a pussy
> I was dicking around and momentarily went alpha
> FeltGoodMan
>>29848149
That's kind of badass
>bacne
at least it aint eczema
>>29848131
>big fat negro lips
>not even black
>facial acne
No matter what's wrong with you someone else has it worse
So this boy that I've been friends with for a while has implied that he has a crush on one of my friends. I even told him when I met him I found him cute. But he's doesn't seem interested in me romantically.
I'm so torn, this boy is so perfect for me but he has a crush on my friend who already has a boyfriend. Then when I asked if he'd date her if she was single, he didn't say anything but laughed. I'm guessing that means yes.
What should I do?
Give me succ
>>29848125
>Friends with for a while
>You've had a crush on him
>You didn't just straight up tell him
>You probably just played games
>Thought being subtle was smart
>You're an idiot
If you fucking like a guy just tell him holy fuck.
>>29848125
Literally give him succ
I just saw back to the future finally. Anyone else the mother banged Marty back in 1955? I thought it was kind of hot desu.
wish the mother banged*
>>29848101
Obviously they'd never make that official, but you can fantasize all you want, anon.THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
>>29849445
thanks anon (original post)
I don't think I can think of a single valuable thing that I've experienced today when browsing 4chan so I'm gonna leave. Bye anons.
See you tomorrow!
>implying you can leave
what did you contribute?
>>29848082
that's what you think, anon
bwahahah
>>29848095
nothing. i'm saying i have no reason to be here.
and being here is depressing. 24 is too old for this shit
>tfw you wiII never know this feel
I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Also source.
Well fuck you too, it's not like I wanted her as a waifu as well.
>>29848114
Boku No Dora
