Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 394. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 394. page
>go to thread
>type out something
>delete it all
>leave thread
>refresh
I do this too.
Authentic and genuine comment.
>>29849893
Hey, me too..Thanks...
I only do it when the thread is good and I know I posted or was going to post some tl:dr stupid bullshit.
>have lots of worrying medical symptoms
>ignore them and don't see a doctor
Who /devilish/ here?
>>29849851
>Tfw too scared to know what is actually wrong with you health wise because afraid they'll tell you that you only have so much time to live
Ignorance is bliss.
>>29849851
I have a hard, small bump behind my ear. I just tell myself it's a weird fleshy formation and go about my day. also get very sharp pains in my groin randomly every week or so.
>have pinworms
>consciously touch butthole and not wash hands
Recruiting new members. We have great co leaders who talk and donate always. Join up robots
Bumperinohjfj
Bumpingjfi
Bumpmd
>subbed to a small YT channel with <30 subs
>too scared to ever comment
>channel grows to 900 subs
>tfw you will never be an oldfag in the channel
>tfw you're just another one of 900 people now
>tfw senpai will never notice you
>>29849757
You did this to yourself, you did this!
>>29849757
You know, I've heard some sad things, but this takes the cake
>>29849757
900 subs?
wow r9k really is pathetic.
>people are able to make plans with other people
>people all around you have sex and it isn't a big deal to them
>these people are able to interact with eachother in an intimate matter
>nearly everyone you see at work isn't a virgin
>feel intimidated at the thought of this
Despite this being so commonplace, I am completely unable to fathom this. Does anyone else know this feel?
Yes. Things seem so simple for normies but for me it just doesn't click.
>>29850429
I'm glad I'm not the only one. The thought of being intimate with someone is completely out of my realm of possibility.
>>29850734
Thinking of being intimate with someone actually makes me afraid now. I just can't seem to try and do it. I just don't know how I'd please someone since I have no sexual experience. It'd be a nightmare for the girl so why bother?
Besides that I just don't know how the hell to approach people or even do basic things in life. Being socially withdrawn and isolated for so long just fucks your head up
Seems like euthanasia isn't an option for mental health so I am rightfully taking your taxes, wagecuck for the pain of living. Now I'd happily be euthanized but no they won't do that. So don't complain when I take your money. I would rather be dead than work.
>>29849740
What illnesses do you have OP?
Wanna talk about it?
>needs the government to kill you
>can't even take control of your own life enough to end it
>>29849740
Nice
How much you get?
Fembots, would you wear a micro bikini?
>>29849732
No, I'm too bony. Even bonier then the girl in the OP. I'd look weird.
>>29849732
>fembots
This meme never was funny.
>>29849746
If you ever decide you become not skinny af, don't just eat more to get a little bit of chub like some chicks do. Put on a little bit of muscle of the skinny can be extremely attractive. Its more work but worth
Ask a dude who has been in a committed relationship for four years anything you want.
How the fuck do I stop being lazy and go shave?
>>29849734
#1: Unless your beard is thin and shitty, compromise with yourself and shave only down to stubble. If you have electric, this is easy, just use the flip out piece most of them have. This will make you look slightly older and also benefit your laziness.
>>29849780
My beard is thin and shitty and doesn't connect anywhere so stubble would probably look just as terrible. Gotta use a razor. Fuck me.
So, at 25 years old, after going through similar doubts and depression that you all may have, I just had my first kiss.
I know, I'm still a virginfag, but after going my whole life up to today as a touchless kissless robot, I had a genuine and sincere night with a fantastic girl.
I'm definitely not trying to brag...I just wanted to share. I've never quite felt this way....
>inb4 OP just made out with a whore
>>29849691
how'd you make it happen anon. you should really tell the background and the story and the technique or it just sounds like bragging.
>>29849713
I'll give you that, you're right. I didn't wanna put a wall of text first..
Well, she's a coworker. So that certainly helped. It was her birthday, and she didn't necessarily have anything planned. So I though to myself, and said fuck it, asked her out.
We got a few drinks...which I'm sure helped. I tried my best to keep conversation going, and she actually laughed at my shitty jokes.
Anywho, I drove her back to her car, got out. Hug. Nervous as fuck. I actually asked...i still can't believe I did...i asked if I can kiss her. And yeah, it went from there.
I suppose, overall it was confidence. That, and maybe that I just got a different haircut,.one I don't normally get. I dunno. Just a maybe. But the 'fuck it' mentality and some booze certainly help
Why is metal considered autism music?
>>29849676
My post is original and thanks for the bait, it was mediocre but i enjoyed it.
Longhair neckbeards
>>29849676
Pretty sure anime and video game OSTs are the real autism music
So are you guys really this mean to girls irl? Any girl who isn't a pure virgin of Katya level beauty gets shit on, called an attention whore, stacy, normie, looks like a boy/tranny, etc. How would you react if such an imperfect girl showed genuine interest in you, romantic or not? Is the meanness just your lashing out at people who don't deserve it?
I only called one girl a slut before IRL but she was a genuine one who did shit like fuck niggers on park benches.
>>29849622
>So are you guys really this mean to girls irl?
They are mean to me irl you faggot. Every girl I meet gives me a smug look or a look of disgust
>>29849622
I don't talk to women unless I have to.
>I did my dishes and laundry today
>this feels like a monumental achievement
who else barely doing the bare necessities of life here?
Haven't brushed teeth or showered in weeks. Nobody to do it for - therefore quite unnecessary. I smell just fine and my teeth are okay for now. I just rot in my bed all day.
You know what, just put a bullet in my head. I'm sick of this. Sick of just scraping by.
>>29849661
>Nobody to do it for - therefore quite unnecessary.
do it for yourself man, even if you don't feel like it ever you are worth at least that.
Also, promise me something anon, try to go for a walk tomorrow.
Just get outside and walk around the block or something. You don't have to talk to anyway or do anything, just command your legs to pick you up, and carry yourself out the door. Your body moving combined with the passing background is great for mental health, at least give it a go, buddy.
Report back after man, I want to hear how it went. You can feel better, even if only a little bit.
>>29849661
I shower and wear clean clothes every day because I am so self conscious that I am afraid people are talking about how gross I look even though I only ever leave my house to go to the store or to have a smoke.
Welcome to the fatty fatoon, how fat are ya?
>>29849561
Weighing in at a solid 85 pounds here. I don't think this is the thread for me.
Literally just ate an entire fucking pizza by myself this afternoon... bretty fucking fat
>>29849582
>38 kilos
how much do you eat
What traits does your ideal girlfriend have?How do you feel about the fact that you'll never meet her and if by some miracle you do, you would just ignore her or spill spaghetti everywhere?
>>29849560
The perfect gf never leaves home, is skinny, cute and is pale as a white sheet.
She doesnt exist.
>>29849560
>that gif
DELET THIS NOWWWWW
She accepts me.
>How do you feel about the fact that you'll never meet her and if by some miracle you do, you would just ignore her or spill spaghetti everywhere?
I feel like killing myself.
Is anyone on /r9k/ on LSD right now?
Can you please get in this thread?
only you retards would drop lsd and come onto here during your trip
>>29849578
Isn't it better to just trip in your room your first time though? Isn't it hard to know where you are and stuff?
>>29849597
My first trip I was in the desert and it went fine
