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I turned 24 today
I remember from a thread last year loads of robots seemed to have birthdays on July 10th.
There was a guy who posted that he turned 24 yesterday also
happy birthday
Why are people with birthdays from April to July so much nicer, kinder, and all around better people? Am I the only one whose noticed this?
>>29849573
The Supreme Gentleman was one and he was born in July.
Who here has the most beta name?
>tfw jonathaniel
>>29849524
Prove thats your actual name you lying faggot
Post some form of ID with all the other shit blocked out. I literally don't believe you.
>jonathaniel
no
>told my parents my views on marriage being a scam and wanting to live alone
>tell them I don't want to get married and have half my shit taken after being emotionally wrecked
>"well, that's why you find the person you truly love!"
>they've been divorced before and have been in a seemingly loveless marriage that can be described as "staying together for the kids"
why don't they just be honest?
Trying to give you hope anon, the heartless bastards they are.
>>29849506
If it's just your mother is saying that, don't fall for it, if your dad said that WTF is wrong with him?!
>>29849521
I just wish they would be honest. there's no fairytale ending, and they're pretty good proof of that.
>>29849549
my mom says it a lot. my dad would say the same thing, but he rarely talks to me.
>nearly every girl you ever talked to already has had cum on her face, by one or more men
makes you think
>yfw you're so obsessed with other men's dicks it's all you can think about when there's a girl sucking your dick
>>29849518
>a girl sucking your dick
what?
>>29849498
>makes you think
Not really.
Dude, I just wish at least one of them would give me chance.
How do I keep myself from developing a crush on a girl
>>29849462
Have no association with her.
>>29849462
>talking to girls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
>>29849462
Be 25 or older.
Waifu claiming thread. Doesn't matter what she's from, but once she's claimed, no one else can have her.
Claiming Starfire.
Claiming Pikachu
Claiming Marceline
Claiming mine but I won't reveal her identity in this shit hole fuck you all.
Why do people do this to their earlobes. This is horrifying.
normies don't mine body mutilation if it's trendy
I'm ok with it on women. Probably because of my fetish for piercings.
>>29849313
It's a number that goes up. You start out with a small gauge and move up over time. People like that kind of thing.
What part of your brain is the "you"?
>>29849290
the cerebral cortex
You is just a ego of made up past memories. There is no You, only consciousness.
>>29849290
it makes the executive decisions in your brain and is the part of your brain that assigns likes and dislikes. solely without this part of your brain you wouldnt be yourself, if you damage this area you can be stuck without the ability to make decisions for yourself
a first year class in psychology should teach you this
>bored of life
>ready to die
>another 50 years to go
understand that you are not alone with this feel.
>>29849201
I pity those who get into relationships or even get children.
>>29849201
have you tried anything to speed up the aging process like smoking?
Are drugs for normies?
No, but they are the only ones that can get them due to having 1) friends and/or 2) money
normies dont do DMT
yes, if you're low inhibition enough to do drugs you are probably low inhibition enough to approach girls, making you a normie
>tfw your an adult now and have responsibilities
>you can never go back to mindless happy school days
>>29849103
Lol. Nigga what. Fucking people are always saying shit like that. I can't do blabla because I HAVE to do xyz.
No you stupid fuck. You can go out with us drinking. Your fucking clothes can be washed tomorrow morning and it takes 5 fucking minutes to do so. The rest is automatic. The same with other "responsibilities". You pay your bills using your smartphone, literally one-touch to pay them all. It takes a fucking hour to vaccum clean your apartment, wash the floor and do other chores.
You are just a lazy, delusional fuck. DO whatever you want, being an adult has nothing to do with it.
>>29849103
>Be an adult
>live like a kid anyways
What now society?
>>29849198
>pay bills online
>bank decides not to pay for car insurance but pays for everything else
>ask why
>they say nothing's wrong
>lose car insurance
Everyone's just competing to see who can forget about inevitable death the longest.
Are there any girls here who can give their thoughts on blowjobs and whether they enjoy them/hate them, and how they'd feel about a bf with a blowjob fetish?
>>29849095
There's no such thing as a blowjob "fetish."
That's like saying you have an intercourse fetish
>>29849202
Yes there is, some guys actually prefer blowjobs over intercourse.
idk
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fsefewfefew
Why was this city so comfy?
>>29849073
It's comfy? Always hated it
>>29849073
>Why was this city so comfy?
It wasn't
That looks like a video game, and a shit one at that, what's comfy about it?
This is your chance robots. Well some of you at least, the ones who still care. I made it. I make about 2-3 million a year now conservatively and own a software and hardware development company. We're growing fast. I promised myself a few years ago that I will come back to /r9k/ and try to save some of the people still here, because at that time in my life I wanted there to be someone that saved me. Well here I am, if no one replies to this, I don't know, I may try again in a week, but I may just leave forever.
What I need you to do is tell me your life story, tell me why you deserve to be saved, and how I can save you.
I am willing to
1) Give some of you jobs working at my studio, things like game design or other such jobs
2) Give you some money
3) Give you a lot of money
This depends on how touched I am by your stories. Alright well that's it, believe it or not.
Hardcore robot here -- KHHV, no money, live with parents. Crippling social anxiety has held me back. Can you give me a job? I can program.
>>29849152
Not nearly enough information presented. Where do you live?
What has lead you to have crippling social anxiety? What are your world views? Where do you see yourself in 5 years without my help? Do you have a plan for the future that you are trying to follow?
>>29849069
I'm currently learning programming. Know c++/c well and trying to get into objective c. I think by the end of the year or at least by next summer I'll be a decent programmer.
>>29849056
I really want her to suck on my peepee
>>29849056
She use to when he was just starting
You see him nowadays in the drivers seat during videos
>>29849056
No he drives
which makes him cooler and braver than me
anyone got that post about reviewbrah maximizing his aesthetics
