Would date/fuck a girl stronger than you, /r9k/?
>Would date/fuck a girl stronger than you, /r9k/?
As an average man I am much stronger than the strongest woman.
So, no, because they don't exist.
Are you kidding? That's my dream
>>29859943
I'd let her fuck me
What's the most autistic thing you do?
I pace around my room for hours whispering out loud, having imaginary conversations with people... people I know, Youtubers I watch, fictional characters, bands that I like, etc
>>29859897
I browse /r9k/ in hopes of getting a mentally ill, over dependent weeb trap boyfriend desu
>>29859897
tell my female friend how much I love her and care about her but I tell her I'm describing the girl I like and am asking for help on how to talk to her
;-;
>>29859897
i walk in circles having conversations, often something to do with me explaining something (and when younger about fame like you described) for around 40 minutes, take a two minute break and do the samething agian. I also elaborate my feelings/opinions in a deeluted yet smart sounding manner, or question them. sometimes comming up with a better way to articulate, or question my ideas and that feels nice. i have alot of other shit but i like reading that someone else does something simular, its pretty cozy is it not?
>men worrying over the person on the ground
>3 men like, "What the fuck, put that camera away!"
>woman like, "Did someone say camera? XD"
Reminder that women have always been shit for as long as women have been a thing. The only difference is men had structures in place to keep them under control and they have slowly been unchained from the oppression called "civility."
Why does this make me so fucking angry? That shit eating grin, my god.
>all those shit physiques
>buff dudes are all DYEL
glad I live in modern times
>>29859874
You'll never be her true love, only a barely acceptable substitute.
Make fake SJW and feminist accounts and get #MoreTaxesForWhites trending. Let's get back at the normies! We'll show the world we can do things too!
>>29859868
>free to be fat
it boggles my mind how any girl would want to be fat
fat girls are fucking disgusting
t. fembot
hahaha xDD
>>29859868
bumppp ddedefsfsaf
Feed the robot.
>>29859865
How can you know when no one knows?
>>29859115
Use the catalog next time, please
>>29859911
Subpar comfy posts, imo. I'm just going to shill here and keep the tropical theme going.
Okay since everyone requested it last night here's the sonic r34 story.
>senior year
>everyone is falling for le senior prank xD meme
>I decide that i'll do one better
>our graduation ceremony has this projecter and screen to show pictures of chad and stacy and shit like that
>Being an autistic hipster I decide to pull of the ultimate prank
>grad day comes and im ready and squealing...
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Someone please respond...
Organization community
>>29860084
Post feminine penis desu senpai
I don't believe you. I read your other story too.
>9/10 hottie gives you a like on tinder
Fucking PANIC lads
What do I do now?
Post dick for shock value. Works every time.
>>29859746
B-but what if she sees it?
Prepare your anus for rejection and failure
>Be me
>16
>During Halloween in 2009
>Playing video games in my room
>Doorbell rings
>It's like 10 normie popular people from my high school, some cutie stacy girls.
>I tell mom to answer the door and say I'm not home
>Mom answers door
>"Oh, hello Mrs. _____ we were wondering...
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>Normies at my high school
I fucking hate this meme
If you had the opportunity to be a normie and didn't take it you are just a faggot.
fuck off back to tumblr. You don't realize how many people would jump at the chance to have people come to there door asking for them?
Also
>Unironically liking fat girls.
>>29859825
Yeah, I know I had the chance to be a normie but I had no interest in being a normie. I really enjoyed high school, I spent four years hanging out with the same people and they were amazing friends. Even if they were all autistic weeb/emo/band kids.
Also I do like chubby/fat girls, but I blame lowering my standards so much in high school. Also fuck off I'll post whatever Tumblr shit stories I want to on here. I see more cancerous Tumblr shit posted every day on /r9k/
>>29859922
>They were amazing friend's
AND THATS WHY YOU DONT BELONG HERE YOU FUCKER
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
NOT R9K.
FUCK OFF
FUCK YOU
>Literally mfw no gf
>>29859689
you look slavic
>>29859689
Must be shit personality because that face is hella cute. Now post dick.
>>29859689
Post more pics, you attractive faggot.
Which race is excluded from ever being a robot? I vote black. It is simply impossible to be a black man and claim to be a robot. There are so many white girls with a BBC fetish nowadays that even being an ugly black man doesn't mean shit. You will still be chosen over an average white guy. White women are so brainwashed nowadays that it's simply impossible for a black man to be a robot.
>>29859683
Unless if you're overweight.
>>29859683
>BBC fetish
I hope you realise not a lot of blacks have "BBC" and are at best just slightly bigger than whites.
>>29859820
I hope you realise that to women this doesn't mean shit and they will fuck a black guy regardless just to say that the took the BBC even if it wasn't a BBC.
anyone else a cyborg here?
how do you deal with failed normies? i try empathize with them but I just can't give a fuck about whatever is getting them worried (aka tfw no gf)
also, where can I learn to banter?
Isn't a cyborg just a normie who has chosen the robot life? As in, we could be NORMIES, but we prefer not too because personal reasons?
>>29859695
is it? I thought it was a robot who was living the normal life while a failed normie was a normie living the robot life
>>29859695
yes, i would call myself one. But im starting to tilt torwards the robot path and its scary.
>having graduation party
>as I'm cutting the cake, boyfriend tells me "Momento Mori"
>>29859603
Is that Spanish? Is Mori your name?
>>29859635
its latin for "remember that you have to die"
>>29859603
>boyfriend
Why are you even here, "fembot"
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
did i do that?
>>29859587
That's a cute doggu desu
high quality thread op
daily reminder furfags should be executed
Every second day, in the privacy of your home, do as many push-ups as you can.
If you can't do full push-ups with good form, do them on your knees.
Eat protein.
You'll look and feel much better, I promise.
>>29859558
We come here to complain not to try to improve ourselves baka
>>29859577
That's why you will always be a virgin who doesn't get anywhere in life
>>29859558
Aren't planks considered better than pushups?
I can't sleep robots.
My thoughts feel like they're being moved around while I'm trying to read them, sort of jumping around rapidly I guess. It's hard to explain.
And my brain feels hot, not my head, my actual brain
Is my body telling me it wants me to start upping my daily dose of lexapro?
>>29859552
>Is my body telling me it wants me to start upping my daily dose of lexapro?
are you seriously asking r9k for medical advice?
It's telling you to cut that shit out. I got the same muddled thoughts when I used to take MDMA a couple of years ago, my eyes were tired just looking at and perceiving the world, but it felt more like it was in my brain. Also got brain zaps from time to time.
Cut that shit out and you should feel better.
>>29859654
I'm not exactly thinking clearly right now anon