A toast to the birthday girl, Hanako.
While Hanako might not be your favourite girl, she is my favourite and it's her birthday. Because of this, I'm going to reflect on what she has done for me.
Hanako, you may have been quiet and reserved when we first met you, but that was for the better. You made us earn your friendship, which made it all the more sweeter. Your shy and timid nature touched many of our hearts, and for that I thank you.
You made us realise that behind every face, there is a person. With likes and dislikes and funny little games....
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>>29858343
And here's to my image being upside down!
I shall bump, I have been away from the Internet and I have not had enough waifu appreciation today.
I must do my waifus work.
ITT: Normie phrases
>I'm always here to talk if you want
No you fucking aren't. You're there to talk when it suits you. You can't say you're caring without taking on some responsibilities of actually caring about someone. Fuck you.
It gets better, anon
Ughygff
>I've just been going through a lot of personal stuff, haha
lol, normies think they know anything about suffering
>>29858445
Hey guys, I fund the fucking suicidal emo
>wagecucking at a shitty supermarket job
>been working there for around a year now part-time (monday, tuesday, wednesday & thursday)
>8/10 roastie gets hired a few months back
>she seems okay, doesn't speak to me
>one thursday she comes up to me "anon, can you cover my Saturday shift if you don't have any plans?"
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>>29858328
Nice, extra money for you I guess and she got rekt.
>>29858328
Yeah, but you are a male that stood up to a woman in western society. So, the default view here will be that YOU are the loser, despite the slut being the clear problem here.
I'm proud of you though, anon. More guys need to start standing up to sluts and whores.
>>29858328
well done op, well done
roasties BTFO
>spend afternoon making a beat
>post it on soundcloud
>get 4 likes in 4 plays
>they're all bots
I just want someone to share my music with.
whats your soundcloud
>>29858313
Share it on here you fucking retard
>b-but I don't want to be judged
then you'll never get anyone to hear your music.
I'll give it a try anon
Why do we live if we're gonna die anyways?
love hurts
To reproduce and eventually spawn progeny who figure out how to become immortal
I made that up tbqh I don't really know at all
To allow your immortal spirits to experience themself in another form.
They are pretty bored in the other dimension desu.
We decide where to spawn and then we format our entire memory to add more fun
>be me
>18 kv
i think im pretty much at the line where if I haven't had a gf or no girl has shown any romantic interest in me yet during high school, it's pretty much over me.
does it get better in college, fellow robots?
>>29858255
yeah
in college (in my personal experience) people stop giving a fuck about what others think
there's a lot more variety of people and everyone is nervous about making friends. chances are that if you can muster the courage to just go up and talk to someone that you'll be able to make friends with them
Not really. You have to make an effort to talk with people there too. People won't just appear in front of you.
Also, school never really changes. Did high school really feel all that different than middle school to you? Sure as hell didn't for me. Same ol' same ol'.
bumper x hunter
What did scene kids stand for? What was their deal?I was a stoner/skater in hs
>>29858214
programmer who pretended to be a skater reporting in
my feels are most unusual
I was a footfag
Nerd. Like stereotypical 80s nerd. DnD, thick rimmed glasses, the works
Thinking about taking some 15mg DXM capsules soon. What's the best dosage?
>>29858202
Are you experienced? Is DXM the only medicine in the pill?
>>29858202
Shoot for a gram or it's not even worth it.
>>29858216
DXM is the only active ingredient in the pill.
Femanon here. How do I become a robot? I got a lot of problems to block out and I just want to chill here for a moment and become NEET.
>>29858187
why are you asking this on THE normie board?
>>29858200
Nice double zeroes desu
>>29858187
You have to find yourself a robot boyfriend first.
I want remove sex drive.
Women just aren't attracted to me, and even if they were, the sexual urges would return in just a few hours after sex as it does with masturbation.
It's a constant nag, like hunger. There has to be an equivalent to stomach shrinking/tying.
Preferably in a way that wouldn't make me more depressed.
Supposedly some anti-depressants can greatly reduce libido. Also there's chemical castration than can reduce it even more. I'm honestly considering it too.
>>29858430
Nah it just makes it harder to cum. I've been on a ton and my sex drive has stayed the same
>>29858184
Sex and masturbation aren't the same, you won't want to fuck every couple of hours if your had a gf
fembots what would you do if a dominant girl seduced you?
Obviously I do whatever increases my social value.
>>29858168
Ive seen this happen a few times at school.
The girl were basically a slave until the dominant girl got bored with her.
Sub girl is now gay.
If she looked like a cute guy, I might allow it
If this girl was a boy she would be forever alone. Cause she would be a creepy weirdo.
Ikr? Filthy doublestandard
Everytime i see this picture i just end up laughing like a moron
>If this girl was an ugly boy she would be forever alone. Cause she would be a creepy weirdo.
ftfy
>anon come here I want to Instagram you worshiping my feet
no emma what if the patriarchy is watching
>>29858114
Fuck you Stacey all I worship now is my boyfriend's feminine penis
>>29858114
>Bad girl Emma
>Dem short shorts/skirt
>Dem rolls
My duck
>Listen up, Phones. The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go.
Why aren't you taking his advice?
>>29858082
Because people are constantly watching me. I have to know my place, and if I step out of line, they'll fucking destroy me.
All it takes is just a little, click. And then they're on you. They know where your place is. They'll know if you overstep it.
>>29858188
Don't let limits slow you!
Open up your world!
>>29858082
>Tfw no Kaworu clone to be my friend
If your penis was a food product, what would it be?
chocolate
origiinakl
Fun size snickers
it would be shortbread with a tight foreskin