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Who else is a connoisseur of /candidfeet/? It's the best part of spring and summer and it's rude to not document the lovely feet girls parade for all the world to admire! :)
I'm hoping hunting for and capturing candid feet becomes a sport enjoyed by Patrician robots all over the world.
Eventually I'd like to make a website that would help Footlovers book vacations based on the foot beauty quotient of a given area. Please, join me in the Footlove Revolution!
Photographing beautiful feet underneath a table takes admirable dedication
>ywn get something done in a coffee shop
Can you share some of your techniques for taking creep shots?
I am not good.
There is no such thing as the wall. The way a girl ages depends on how much money she has and how well she takes care of herself. Pic related is 31.
>>29842609
no, all woman age like shit.
Is it almost time for you to hop of the cock carousel? time to settle down with your beta provider?
nice cope, femscum
think of all the resources she used up just so she, a 31 y/o women, could look like an average 22 year old women who is wearing a decent amount of makeup
wow, just think, when she's 40 she;ll only need to spend a couple million yearly to look maybe 10 years younger
truly the wall does not exist
>>29842658
This woman is past the age of the supposed wall and look how cute she is
Do they think all black guys are hung or do they realize its just a myth?
>>29842573
whitebois on damage control!
>>29842656
I'm not white though, I'm actually black with an average size cock. I just realize the whole BBC thing isn't real.
>>29842573
There's no doubt some white women who fetishize blacks, because humans are diverse and every rule has exceptions...but cuckolding in the porn sense is almost exclusively a fetish held by white men, not women. The idea that all women are secretly gagging for black dick is pushed by those white men because it turns them on.
can we have a night walk// night drive thread
ITT: post stories and share experiences
I always bring a pack of smokes, cassette walkman, and my nigger knocker just incase i run into some goons. I like to smoke some "lmao weed XD" right before too
>cassette walkman
motherfucker it's 2016. Get a smartphone or at least an mp3 player
I love taking long drives out.
>on Long Island so I drive to the beach a lot
>sit on the beach late at night and have a cig here and there
>watch some people on the beach too, admiring how happy they are
Ever been to the beach late at night robots? It's beautiful.
>>29842510
yesterday actually
>Decide to walk down to the 24/7 store to pick up some snacks at 1 AM
>was raining all day until later in the evening
>shit looks super foggy, backlit by the orange street lamps
>no sounds at all, feels like time just stopped
My whole street looked like Silent Hill but at night, shit was weird but calm at the same time.
How do others fare this absurd existence without the aid of drugs? How could I even begin to cut my addictions?
Everyone has some sort of "drug" imho. Entertaintment in general (movies, games, internet) is just another drug, except it usually causes less harm than substances.
They just eat lots of food because they aren't aware that is also a drug
>>29842500
Just main one drug from now on instead of a bunch of different kinds
Is your hatred against blacks due to something personal that happened to you?
Is it because the amount of crimes that blacks are reported doing?
Were you bullied by blacks at school?
Do you believe white women prefer black men?
If so, why?
How do you feel about black lives matter?
Are you a fan of racial mixing?
If not, what should the punishment be for doing so?
>>29842450
I don't HATE blacks but if one is gonna ask me for spare change I sure as shit will give him the stink eye.
>>29842450
>Is your hatred against blacks due to something personal that happened to you?
who are you talking to? I don't hate blacks
did you mean to make this thread on /pol/?
>>29842450
They commit more crime than any other race.
Asians for example are not white, but do you see them chimping out and raping and killing people every day, in nearly double the numbers (despite being less than half) the population of whites?
No. You don't.
I dislike the term racist, I like plenty of races besides my own, but niggers need to fuck off.
Why do people go on 4chan and insult male virgins? Every poster that does this seems to be a hollow dead shell that has no morals, decency or spiritual honor at all.
Is it atheism? Did atheists do this? We need to get to the bottom of why so many people in western society are against the idea of people, especially men, not having sex.
POST KITTY KATS!
cats are my favorite animals
nyaaa~ rawr
>go out to my car to do laundry and get some booze before the liquor store closes
>multiple birds had explosive diarrhea all over my car
JUST
should I go find a bird nest and take a shit in it to see how they like it?
fucking flying cunts
That was the funnest thing I read today
THE HOOD AND ROOF OF MY CAR ARE COVERED IN WHITE BIRD SHIT WITH BITS OF WORMS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>phone pics are too big of file size to post to show you the shitpocalypse
FUCKING 4CHAN
>tfw given up on myself
been there for the last few years
what's your next move anon?
>>29842432
crashing this life
with no survivors
>notsurprisinglynotoriginal
i know that feelerino
we're washed up has beens
>become girl
>5/10 or above
>born after 1920
>become rich and famous just for existing
was your grandmother rich and famous?faggot.
Is that that British youtuber with the stupid as fuck yet kinda cute lisp?
i think its doddleoddle
shes a true fag tho
>Try and make friends online in skype threads.
>add a bunch of people on skype and try and talk to them
>get ignored
>try to join chat groups on /v/
>realize that my computer is shit and I cant play any games with other people
>try and just have general conversations with people about video games
>they fucking ignore me too
>tfw I realize that the internet me is just like real life me
>tfw I'm so fucking autistic I cant even make friends online
>tfw I can't even make friends on a board that is all about people who have no friends and are generally regarded as "outcasts"
I think I have finally accepted that I will be alone forever. This thread is going to get ignored isn't it? Just fuck me up dude.
lmao
original de fabrica
shut the fuck up because I don't care.
Here, now let me tell you about some shit that matters to me, because i have to have an original comment, you fucking nothing
WIPE YOUR FUCKING COPPER DOWN. before, during, and after your solder joints. you fucking worthless children, don't leave your shitty solder joints covered in flux that will turn the pipe an even shittier green.
Grow up. Wipe your fucking joints down.
>>29842294
That was way more interesting than the shit op posted
any other underaged robots here? :^)
also, dont ban me pls i stole this pic off /b/
>>29842197
are you retarded?
you're gonna get banned, kiddo
>>29842225
internet prank friend
>want to vent about being alone
>find place online like r9k or /r/foreveralone where my venting shouldnt offend anyone
>vent
>normie gets offended
>normie tells me that im only single because i dont try hard enough and i just need to be confident and be myself
>explain my situation to normie
>normie decides im lying and that we live in a just world, and repeats more platitudes
Why even try to talk to me if you're not going to actually listen?
most people on the internet between telling other people to shut up and how retarded they are think in person just walking up and starting a conversation with a total stranger is some sort of normal thing. when confronted with facts it doesn't work hobbies start getting put into the equation.
tl;dr
just be yourself
Why even vent if you won't listen to advice? Do you just want a sycophant to agree with you that your life is shit?
>>29842187
>Why even try to talk to me if you're not going to actually listen?
they aren't trying to talk to you
they are trying to make themselves feel better by thinking they've helped someone out in life
this is why most people bother to give advice. not to help, but to make themselves feel good about being a helper
whether or not they actually helped the person they told it to doesn't matter. that's why they get hostile when those they try to "help" don't say respond in the right way
OPEN WIDE, ANON
>>29842181
OK doc. this is safe isnt it.
>>29842181
honestly going to the dentist is so comfy
you get to just lay there while they poke shit in your mouth, after you feel so clean, I really like everything about going
>>29842181
Fuck. That reminds me that I haven't been to the dentist in like 2 years. There's a brown spot on my tooth. I should really see one soon, but don't even know where to begin now that my mom isn't the one scheduling my appointments.
How do you make friends? I'm about to start grad school and I thought I would give it a try. Please help me. Thank you.
Just talk to somebody
>>29842150
JUST BEE YOURSELF
add some oregano
find people with similar interests
