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I can feel my body telling me to go make some children. I dont want it.
>>29820386
I know the feel, I wish I didn't want sex.
tfw you're always gonna feel bad because of such a simple instinct
>>29820386
>>29820789
if you let it rule you, then you will never be happy
>>29820386
As advanced as our species is, I love how our instincts override us even though we know we will never get laid in our lives
DUDE *WEED* LMAO
DUDE*IMMA SLUT*LMAO
DUDE*IMMA WHITE GUY*LMAO
>>29820378
>Some kind of mexican
>A fat woman
>A jew
Perfect representatives of the things that have ruined America
>>29820429
I don't see a black anywhere.
>>29820429
White men ruined America when they took it from the Natives.
It's time for a confessions thread, what's the most degenerate thing you do that you're scared to admit?
>I often masturbate to interracial black on white porn including blacked, darkx and many more
>>29820366
That's normie tier senpai.
>I've jacked off a horse cock irl just to feel it
>it felt like velvet
>>29820994
Hot. Did you get a boner from it?
>>29821013
2bqh, I wanted to suck it. It was so warm and floppy.
Hi everyone, my name is Sophie! But you can call me Soph.
Hi! My name is Oscar but you can call me Oscar!
>>29820356
Please be my gf. Pretty please
>>29820356
Hi Soph! I am Rajan!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Are you loneIy? Are you brooding over the planar hell you endure? Are you loathing beyond the sparkle specked horizon? Queue some music and chat. Inquire inside.
Come on in fellas
>>29820335
I hate everything that isn't good in my life.
>>29820394
Well.. don't we all?
It's Friday
Where my drunk robots at
Working on it with some SN Torpedos and leftover SN Pale Ales.
>>29820329
Drinking shit rum and watching reLIFE. Kind of wish I was the protagonist right about now. He gets this cute pure autistic piece of ass and all I can do is eat a microwave chicken sandwich and dream.
>>29821212
Hishiro a best
WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE
>60 years left
AHAHAUUAHUGUGHHAHHGUGUHHDHHAHJHHH
>>29820311
THERES NO TURNING BACK
EVEN WHILE WE SLEEP
People on YouTube are CRAZY these days I swear
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6s-BE2FB54
>>29820276
stop shilling your shitty videos you disgusting fat kike.
>>29820733
I dont care who posted this shit. All i know is it made me laugh. He damn near ate a cricket for fucks sake
>>29820276
I thought you were too fat and lazy to perform any stunt like this. You still fat
My 26th birthday is in ten days from now, Im gonna be 4 years from becoming a legit wizard. If I could pinpoint a moment where everything go wrong would be this
>Be me
>17 year old senior
>Virgin
>Had virgin 14 year old qt3.14 gf
>We planned on losing our virginity together on my 18th birthday
>A week later I was moving for college
>I really loved her so at first I wasnt going to go to college
>I was going to stay in my home town and work at a local convenience store, so I could be with her (I was a poorfag btw)
>Father told me if I go to college, he will pay for my trips to vist my gf 4 tomes a month
>I agree
>A few days before my birthday my fathher tells me he is only going to pay for me to viste twice a year (On july and december)
>rageandsadnesspepe.jpg
>Tell my gf this
>We both cry
>I really loved her, I cant be "That guy" who takes her virinity and runs away
>I love her to much to do this
>I tell her why I cant take her virginity
>We brake up amicably, but in tears because we love each other
>I also did this because I thought college was gonna be a 24/7 orgy where everybody was gettin laid
>I was wrong very wrong
>8 years later and im still a virgin
>I always wondered if i had fucked, would everything be different
2 years I run in to her, she was hot as fuck, probably taking Chad dick on dayly basis...She didnt even acknowledge my existence
>17 years old wanting to fuck a 14 years old
Haha fuck you, you deserve every single piece of sadness in this world
>>29820316
why do you say that?
orriginalee
>>29820258
>really loved her, I cant be "That guy" who takes her virinity and runs away
Haha wow, what a faggot. You screwed up. Now you're here with us.
>15 minutes into netflix and chill and she gives you this look
>>29820253
she look str8 up lyke a granny lmao
>>29820253
that look says "I'm feeling sick I think I'm going to bed" which you expect because she looks like she's probably chronically ill.
>>29820253
wow what a sweetie pie
Robots, I need your help. The music industry is at an all-time low and good artists can't get their foot in the door while the shitty ones ride the wave of glory. I want to start a radio station to battle the shit. Do you have any friends who need recognition for the good music they make? Do you know any good bands? Will dump what I've found so far.
>>29820195
>emilie autumn
>good music
Pick one.
Thuggin - Feels Good - Low Tee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj_A8169wX8
Dropped Cop Bastard - Zodom Grindz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXR0gOOviHs
Snakes - Douglas Matthews
https://soundcloud.com/reeman25/snakes-mix
Hot Head - Death Grips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnnniIsw3b0
Joke, but original:
Erectile Dysfunction - Pink Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8gTAyhitEg
Cookies - Ninja Sex Party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uriJOsWy_zU
>The music industry is at an all-time low and good artists can't get their foot in the door while the shitty ones ride the wave of glory
Huh?
You're posting this ten years after YouTube?
How was it easier for good artists to get noticed in previous decades?
>*smacks lips profusely*
Are dogs niggers?
>obnoxious
>smelly
>dumb
They might be
Don't compare dogs to niggers.
Yes Mr. 4chan, everything is a nigger
Why is she so perfect?
365
>that acne right on her nose
Idk but I can tell you why she's so ugly
>>29820161
brown hair/eyes
vomit
>>29820232
blonde roastie detected
How do you feel about old men marrying young girls?
Why would I care. They're probably getting cucked anyway.
>>29820156
natural order of things.
I would hate to leave my wife behind after I pass though.
Would anybody say it's worse for older women to date much younger men? Seems like it's almost natural or expected for younger women to be with older guys but not the other way around.
Should I go to Wendy's or McDonald's?
Please help me decide quickly.
>>29820146
wendys my nigga they have the best chicken nuggies
>>29820146
Maccies
oregano
>>29820146
neither fatty
