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Hi everyone, my name is Sophie! But you can call me Soph.
Hi! My name is Oscar but you can call me Oscar!
>>29820356
Please be my gf. Pretty please
>>29820356
Hi Soph! I am Rajan!
what
origami commento
Hi Soph! I am ASGARAGOTH TARTAR, BANE OF THE LEGION, MASTER OF A THOUSAND PLAGUES, HE WHO CORRUPTS THE ENDLESS ABYSS, THE LORD OF FATE, EMPEROR OF PARADASCHIA AND RULER OF THE OMNIVERSAL REALITY, CREATOR OF THE VAST RECESS, THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA, YOUR GOD! Pleased to meet you!
>>29820380
>>29820410
>>29820462
Um, hi.
>>29820383
Let's just stay friends. We don't want to ruin what we have.
>>29820461
???
fuck soph
>>29820356
go away 2D roastie skank
RA-REEEEEEEE RA-REEEEEEEE
>>29820356
HEY SOPH *smiles* Glad you could join us, we love new comers :). as long as you stay nice this isn't (poop) pol D: i hope you enjoy your stay. i've been on here for 3 weeks now and everyone's always super 1 hunnit
>>29820356
Hi Sophie.WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>>29820356
>you can call me Soph.
Because you're the size and shape of a sofa?
Stop being a roleplaying mega-autist and talk normally
mine explaining this picture I found floating around soph?
>>29820897
Hi there! I'm always nice.
>>29820921
Hanging out with the boys.
>>29820852
>>29820947
>>29821056
I only talk to cool people.
>>29821423
I only talk to cool people.
>>29821479
so why are you on /r9k/ home of the weaboo virgins
>>29821577
Because some of them are cool.
Yo Sophocles
Yo ass playin' Pokemon GO yet?
>>29821646
http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/8/12132746/pokemon-go-teen-discovers-dead-body-wyoming
>>29821577
id say im pretty cool
also, did you use MS paint to make those images?
What's your favorite film Soph?
>>29820356
post boipussy
originally
>>29821432
>I only talk to cool people.
that's really too bad for you.
>>29821735
Answer me you fucking scum
>>29821884
but I guess you chose this path.
Soph Why haven't you returned my calls?
I thought we had something special
please respond.
>>29821905
Look at that!
A brain.
I wasn't sure if I was gonna find one in here.
>>29821939
They say "waste not want not" where I came from.
>tfw my name is sophie
get outta here name thief bitch
danmark ? ORIGINAL COMMENT -_-
>>29821939
>>29821987
I just finished fapping.
oh well.
>>29821987
so l won't
>>29822037
now that's what I call good head.
>>29822073
Thanks "Soph"
;^)
>>29822101
thanks anon I haven't laughed this hard in ages
well this thread is gone
>>29821884
>>29821905
>>29821939
>>29821987
>>29822037
>>29822073
>>29822101
This is what 4chan was made for
>>29822139
i fucking love r9k sometimes frand
>>29822143
Someone screencap this thread
Good thread
Thanks anon, I needed that laugh.
>>29821646
>>29821702
>>29821749
>>29821887
>>29821928
No.
>>29821992
Yeah but it's not Soph is it?
>>29822101
You're welcome.
>>29822247
I made history.
>>29822419
it is soph depending on who you talk to
or soap
or soapy
>>29822439
No, I'm Soph. You're just Sophie.
>>29822419
A totally not dead bitch GHOST!
>>29822463
ok fine there's only a couple people that call me that anyhow I guess
>>29822502
That's right. I'll let you be my friend now if you want Sophie?
>>29822419
>when you nut but she regenerates
Hear we go again!
>>29822521
sounds good Soph ^~^
>>29822533
Remember kids, try this at home only if there are roasties present to use.
>>29822556
Sure does bestie!
>>29822580
I call this one
Religion of pea soup
>>29822732
Hair's lookin' at you kid!
>>29822779
>>29822732
Totally gross.
>>29822732
heh, I understood that joke.
>>29822732
>>29822779
Stop harassing Soph, she's my friend
>>29822779
Now, they say time heals all wounds, I'm not sure if that applies to those who have had their eyes and flesh corroded away.
>>29822859
Should we go to another board? /b/ perhaps?
>>29822860
luckily, I have some connections with the British Museum.
Toasting in ebin bread
Oreganoii
>>29822918
first, we'll need a makeover, kangs style
>>29822996
let's get rid of these nasty superfluous organs first.
This is not what OP expected.
This is so much more.
>>29823039
>>29822996
Don't make me cry.
This thread is absolutely perfect.
>>29823039
you got a big heart, babe
>>29823072
>tfw you're pullin' at her heartstrings
Hey, soph, I'm the anti-roast ghost, can you guess why I'm in this thread?
>>29823195
Because I'm cute?
>>29823145
all that grisly effort and the Egyptians would just cover it up with a mask.
Mysteries of the ancient civilizations!
set her on fire!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuO3wwLuF0w
>>29820356
Sorry about what happened to your thread, Soph. It was nice to try to have something like this.
>>29823227
Making stacks off of an exquisitely "preserved" mummy and 4 brimming canopic jars feels good.
Toasting a roastie feels better.
Hi Soph, do you like anime? My favorite is Flying Witch and my favorite character is pic related. I really feel like I can relate to the daily struggles of some of the characters while still be able to enjoy how comfy it is. What is your favorite anime? I hope you don't take these online bullies and trolls seriously. They're just attention seeking losers who want a reaction out of you so don't respond to them.
>>29823218
I'm not gonna lie misses, you are kinda pretty, BUT! You are a roastie!!! So please, please please please, just think before you ghost. Did you know that 80% of robot suicides are due to ghosting roasties?
Don't ghost, it could save someone's life.
>>29823268
>/a/ fag whiteknights a worthless whore
that checks out.
I like Gantz.
>>29823307
>not fulfilling the obvious wishes of a girl who ghosts by making her into the ghost of her dreams
RUDE
>>29823315
The favorite anime of edgelords everywhere, lacking in substance beyond the edginess and shock value. It is visually interesting but intellectually bankrupt.
>>29823355
>watching cartoons for intellectual content
it's literally just there to entertain children or whack off to
>tfw want to give attention to soph
>cant because thread was ruined
fuck you guys, I just want to have a friend that pretends to be a girl so I can love them always and forever
>>29823508
Can i be your friend that pretends to be a girl anon?
>>29820356
>Sophie
Uh you aren't the sophie that draws these are you?
>>29823541
how good are you at pretending to be a girl?
>>29823547
This made me fucking mad.
>>29823586
Just enough to give you that warm cozy feeling.
>>29823648
ok, please be my gf.
I prefer being contacted on tox:
AF00206B2DF62664F4AA34BD3340CDDDF6405F00DFC61F0A370C04C04874101E5C2E32ACD6DB
>>29823265
Don't worry there will be other times.
>>29823268
I've watched a lot, not sure if I have a favourite but I really like the Key animes. At the moment I'm watching "And you thought there was never a girl online".
>>29823307
But I'm smart, blonde and eighteen. What's not to like for guys?
>>29823508
Aww too cute.
>>29823547
No.
OP I'm going to draw your character sometimes when I'm jerking off.
>>29823811
>there will be other times
I can only get so erect!
>>29823820
I was masturbating when I drew this >>29821884
>>29821905
>>29821939
>>29821987
>>29823811
I'll have an eye out for your other threads Soph, it was nice to meet you!
>>29823820
>>29823831
That's nice.
>>29823847
Ew gross
>>29823878
You too sweetheart.
I'll be keeping an eye out myself.
Maybe even on /b/, just to make sure I don't accidentally miss you.
>>29823993
I won't post on /b/ only /r9k/
Sophie Succ me
Hi I'm Sam.
>>29824048
I don't give head to just anyone.
>>29824103
Hi Sam!
>>29820356
Hi soph
please go suck on alollipop
>>29824166
>I don't give head to just anyone.
Who DO you give head to?
>>29824166
Would you give head to santa claus?
I bet you would.
>>29824166
please be my gf soph, I love you!!
>>29824237
Older hot guys.
>>29824245
Yes.
>>29824323
Maybe Sam might be a better match for you.
>>29824379
sam is a lot cuter than you anyways >:|
>>29824166
Why do you love cum so much Sophie? please tell me
I wonder what it would feel like to have sex with a cartoon character. I wonder what a cartoon vagina would feel like. Would it be waxy like crayons? That's always how I imagine it. I bet the inside of a qt cartoon girl's mouth tastes amazing. I wonder how many men used to fap to betty rubble back in the 60's. I still fap to her sometimes to this day.
>>29824379
>Older hot guys.
Oh so you're basically the same as every other slut?
>>29824511
do you not know about tijuana bibles? r34 is nothing new desu.
>>29824379
this was a cute idea for a trip
why'd you have to ruin it
>>29824719
How did I ruin it?
>>29824743
He's jealous that he's not a hot older guy.
>>29824743
>>29824770
naw, nigga, I mean it seemed innocent at first, being one of the only things on this board to be really innocent
I see enough sex and stuff around me in the media, man
>>29824850
I'm sorry sir.
>>29824862
Hey, there, baby.
You rang?
>>29825379
H-hi Mr Claus
Also if anyone remembers Clightie from a while back I was her too.
This thread made my sad pathetic life enjoyable for a few minutes.
Thanks soph.
>>29826244
No problem. My girlfriend is away for a few weeks so yeah.
