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>Looking back on prom pictures form friends
>I'm not in a single one
>He actually went to prom
What the fuck anon
>>29819444
I don't know why
Since I had no date I figured it would be like a social gathering
I feel like I will never have a true friend, let alone a best one
Glad I have family
>>29819434
I stayed home to played the Last of Us. It was worth it because apparently prom was gay as fuck and I got to hand with my mates afterwards at a party.
Why haven't you cucked your dad with your own mom yet?
>>29819407
Because I'm not a redneck Chad
sauce? looks hot
source please > ; - (
When do you plan on having interracial sex anon?
>>29819397
>When do you plan on having interracial sex anon?
Same time I plan on having sex, when a girl agrees to have sex with me
When women of other races feel like settling for me, shlomo
>>29819397
The only sex I've had over the past 10 years has been interracial sex. halfie mixie pixies are best girls.
And this is what she wrote back.
Context, OP?
>>29819451
It was meant for this thread >>29819264 but something went wrong. Many keks to be found there.
Toasting in Ie epic bread
>doing No Fap July
>balls are starting to ache
What's your favorite idea?
>>29819354
Mine is being creative.
>>29819337
do it faggot, imagine the relief
ENTP movies
nightcrawler, go
>>29819295
>you will never be this amoral
Fuck, what's the point?
>>29819711
i can help you with that. are you religious?
>>29819935
i am not him tho
>Don't you get lonely in your room by yourself all day?
YES MUM. YES I DO.
Nope
i like being alone
>>29819272
My mom says the same thing but in the basement, which is sadder because its cold and dark down there
>hur durr look who finally came out of there cave!
>>29819272
iktfeven if you went outside you wouldn't be able to make any connections so don't feel too bad
>mom gone on vacation for 6 weeks
>on the 3rd week dad starts wearing her high heels around the house and painting his nails
What the fuck do I do man
Take picture and blackmail him
>>29819232
You start dressing up in mom's clothes with him, obviously
Fuck off. I wish my mom would wear high heels. My teens would've been so much better....
Trash hippie scum always wearing flat shoes.
Cutters are cute
>>29819224
I met a qt cutter on omegle today. She has scars on her thighs. Pic related
Cuts are cute
this world needs more selfdestructive qts
Earbuds on during youtube video. Turned out to be a bait and switch and out of nowhere there is this insanely loud sound. Can I lose hearing from a second of exposure? My... Inner ear, or whatever, feels sensitive but I don't hear ringing.
Its cancer, you have ear cancer now
>>29819222
>>>/b/ is that way, sir. >>>/b/ is that way :)
>>29819275
You seem angry, nearly upset
This is so fucking embarrassing.
I've been going out with this grill for about 2 months. She's a Virgin, never been with one before.
On the 2nd date I slept with her for the first time and thought everything was fine. But in the back of mind I was thinking, how come she wasn't in any pain, it all felt too easy.
Saw her and fucker her a few more times.
But tonight I decided to use some lube. And holy shit. It turns out this was the first time I actually got inside. Every inch she was in agony. What the fuck is wrong with me I didn't even realise I wasn't having sex with her until tonight... I figure it must be because she was SO tight that it just went by me.
Anyone else got awkward sex stories?
Oregano commentioso
>>29819095
>every inch she was in agony
consider two things
1) slow down, just because it usually only take 3 mins doesnt mean its supposed to
2) actually get her aroused, at least a little
did you put it in her urethra ?
dream girl
ask a robot who transcended the physical world anything
i went through the edge of life, i'm now freed from this devilish species
i do not belong to a classified species, i became a species
i'm afraid of anything, knowledges are currently flow through my soul, i do not feel anything anymore
i want to help you fellows, try to catch the hand and transcend existence
how to not be a robot you psychic chad?
Are you immortal now
>>29819293
the path of spiritual liberty is reserved to beings with high moral and ethos but also they need void in their inner
sexually will be nothing for you if you transcend biological laws like i did
>>29819345
as i said i went through the edge of life, time has no force on me
to answer your question: yes
https://plug.dj/aoki
Get in here guys
bump
original commentsgsggs
kyoko best girl
bump again
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> Are you seriously telling me that you've never shot a gun in your life, anon? Your dad never showed you how?
I never wanted this feel...
I hate it when I have to interact with real men who go hunting, go to bars, drive motorcycles, watch sports and I'm just a loser who spends all day browsing a Pakistani Calligraphy Board
>>29819062
Their hobbies are just as esoteric and antisocial as yours. If you want to fire a gun fire a gun, it's easy. Hunting is a little harder but you can wikihow it if you want.
Honestly all this shit is just costly, if you need an excuse say you're dirt poor.Rednecks find some kind of honor in that.
>>29819081
Shooting is not an antisocial hobby. Neither are any of the typical robot hobbies. You are fucking retarded.
move away from america
I'm almost 20 and I've literally never even held hands with a girl.
I have trouble talking on the phone, let alone attempting to convince a girl to let me put my dangalang in her.
What are my options here aside from suicide?
I'm in the same boat, only older (24).
I'm trying to make peace with solidarity myself, seeing the positive aspects of it alongside the negative.
Embrace asceticism
>>29819059
>run up to random girl
>grab her hand
>run away yelling "I'll explain later"
>never return
That would be step 1
