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The redpill is seriously the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Do you seriously think that you can accurately describe all of the intricacies, behaviors, and experiences of over 50% of the population with one simple way of thinking?
Not to mention that this near cult level of idiocracy was a MODERN creation. If what they say is true, then why didn't any of the celebrated philosophers ever figure it out? Do you honestly believe that the crazy people that make up those outrageous claims could figure out something that Plato or Socrates didn't?
It's time to face facts. Just as men come in all different personalities, so do women. Not all women want to be fucked by some alpha male that will ditch her immediately after. Not all women get free passes in the workplace or in education because of their sex.
Now stop blaming women for all of your misery and do something about it.
The red pill is for normie chads
I don't know why you are harassing robots because of it
>>29814300
>a MODERN creation
Have a look at this:
http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/onwomen.html
>>29814300
>If what they say is true, then why didn't any of the celebrated philosophers ever figure it out?
Holy shit, your own retarded ignorance is not only showing but shining like a beacon.
who /wantstoseeaescort/ here?
Me maybe.
Pic related is 23yo escort in L O N D O N.
I'm a 26yo virgin, she's 4.75inches smaller than me in height so maybe it will be cool to have her tuck her knees to her chest as i do her from behind, sideways on the bed. Also her tits are huge.
Personally kill yourself
Better use one of those amateur sites that list the things they actually do in detail. These professional agencies are notorious for sending stuck up women who come in, make you finish quickly and get out. Terrible service.
>>29814298
I've seen a few, lost my virignity to one. It was a great experience for a few times but after that you shouldnt waste anymore money on it, its expensive and isn't healthy in terms of STD's.
>That kid in school thread
That kid who wore the same black hoodie every day even when it was incredibly hot
>>29814281
>that kid was me
it was awful
>>29814342
Why did you wear that every day?
>>29814281
kinda me though
>Just had a interview at mcdonalds
>Employee walks up to me when I'm handing stuff out the window for the "job evaluation" and says "Don't work here mate, it's crap"
>She didn't even say it quietly, about half the staff must of heard it
How bad is it lads?
>>29814278
She sounds like a bitter soul. I would love to work at MCD!
>>29814278
It's crap lad. Nobody works there unless they have to. Just try and suffer through it until you can get a better job.
>>29814321
Edit: It's crap unless you like the people you work with, then you can spend the whole day bantering
Has anyone else gotten more autistic over the time? Or do I just become more self aware?
In school I was actually relatively normal for some time but turned into a quiet isolated loner. I also got REALLY bad at conversations to the point where I forget how to pronounce some words. I think it has something to do with chainsmoking weed and RCs. I was unemployed for half a year after school where I really overdid the drugs, then I was in the military for a few months and now have a full time job.
But I still feel too inept for basic human interaction. I have to talk to people every day and it doesn't get better. I have to consciously think about what to say when meeting someone and unironically spurt out 'you too' sometimes. I have to work up the courage to leave because I have to plan out how to say goodbye. All of this makes me want even less contact. My boss even told me the other employees think I talk to unintelligible. Before that I was beginning to feel somewhat comfortable with those people.
>pic unrelated
>>29814164
>JUST DO IT
lmao
>>29814164
>>29814164
When I started using this board. You people are terrible creatures.
pls kill me pete
Vocaroo thread! Get in here lads!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wDkZAuup29
>>29814147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OmvyKm4jw3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01QJeiwr34D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cRwwCZhYrS
>/r9k/ always told me that sluts are rare and there are still suitable girls out there
>used to believe them
>now it's impossible to believe them anymore
Have I become cynical or are women really so slutty these days?
>>29814142
>>/r9k/ always told me that sluts are rare and there are still suitable girls out there
Did it? Did it really?
>>29814142
another possibility is that there are no suitable girls for you because you are repulsive and no girl will give you attention, ever. just redpilling dont shoot the messenger.
>>29814201
Yes, several years ago when "I want a virgin gf" - threads were a weekly occurrence.
>>29814250
While it's definitely true that I'm repulsive, it doesn't mean that all girls should be sloots.
![Handsome%20guy%2002%20S5%20Wallpapers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6TbFviG.jpg "Handsome%20guy%2002%20S5%20Wallpapers[1]")
Is it possible for handsome men to be considered creepy by women?
>>29814120
yes anyone can be creepy. I'd assume their toleration to creepy would be affected by just how handsome the man is, but some women dig creepy so it's not easy to generalize.
Yea but the threshold is much, much higher. You can get away with way, way more.
Men are just about as superficial, if not more, when it comes to attractive women. You know this is true.
>>29814120
Yes, you silly goose.
Hey asshole, got a problem with women? You better stop talking before I beat your misogynist ass up.
>>29814076
Bwhahah. It's OK to molest women if they attack you. Thank you, /fit/!
Even though I'm a man of average build, a little skinny really, I could still kick your ass due to my high density of muscle.
TL;DR Shut up whore, before I rape you.
>>29814076
The strongest female is comparable to the average healthy male
Alright Lads I found the best way to beat loneliness and make friends for less the 5 pounds
Simply buy a pack of cards from wherever, personaly I buy a pack from sports direct from 70p and I got some two good packs off Amazon for a couple of quid, watch some youtube channels for card tricks and amaze Normies and throw cards at Chads
Don't feel like performing tricks or autism means you can't do tricks? Simply play cards, rules are basically fucking Uno and you can learn some more
At Uni I baffled a couple of people and regularly play cards with some other people in the library at lunch, it feels great when Stacy asks you to teach her how to do that trick.
My advice would be buy a pack of cards and just get the feel of them, learn some simple tricks like the shuffle trick and the teleportation card trick
And if you have mega autism you can memorize decks and be rainman or some shitI'm not joking it works
Learn how to post No limit Texas Holdem and find some Chad's who want to give you their money.
Play good and you'll find out how comfy it is.
>>29814116
>Post
I meant play
>>29814116
Thank you friendo for contributing to my thread, a while ago I saw a trick on how to cheat on pretty much any dealing game, if you're quick deal from the bottom card on your pile and get all the jacks and queens, I've gambled a bit and won some money, but if you refuse to take the money then the people who owed you money somewhat respect you and give you free shitI mean't UK not USA '__'
/FRIEND THREAD/
A way to end the loneliness (momentarily).
Skype/Email/Contact:
Interests/hobbies:
Gender:
Age:
Skype/Email/Contact: Skype: lolasdreamhouse
Interests/hobbies: long car rides, video games, napping, listening to music
Gender: Female
Age: 21
bump to end the loniliness
>>29815191
What vidya? This is important
>Tfw finally have $10k insavings
>Get letter in mail from IRS, owe $5400
The few seconds I felt great became more feelings of shittiness
I know that feel bro. I owe a little less than you but can still feel the sting. Fuck the IRS man
>>29813965
How can you possibly owe $5400? I once owed $65 and I paid it right away. Are you not calculating your taxes correctly?
>>29813965
thanks paying for mye neetbux wagecuck
>tfw magicians know how to teleport but don't tell us
We need to arrest and interrogate them
IT'S NOT FAIR
Foolish mortal, if you could even manage to arrest me I'd just teleport away.
*teleports in this thread*
hehe you normalos could never understand our powers
*shits on your self-esteem*
*teleports away*
this board never ceases to amaze me imo
Any Bulgarians in this board?Just curious.
Welcome to EU familia
>>29813819
Why does the robot not let me write in cyrillic?
Pomak reporting for duty.
>>29813997
It's been a few years but ye thanks
>it's a female guest on the podcast episode
They always ruin it
ALWAYS.
>>29813793
link?
oregon
>>29813793
>someone from the main cast cracks a naughty or slightly racist joke
>female guest jumps in and ruins the mood
>"Ughhhh that got out of hand fast, let's move on."
