Fembots, do you play with your butthole when masturbating?
pic related, a female butthole
>>29807307
shit nigga you could feed a family of 4 with all that meat
>>29807307
ah the great meatfall of piss flaps
"A whore's true face"
>>29807307
usually massage it
maybe penetrate it with the tip of my finger if I am really horny
Can we get a style rate/discussion thread? This was pretty fun yesterday
post templeate
Those clothes are worn by hicks and hill billys
>>29807482
>Yankees
>hillbillies
OP is from New York, or an immigrant to it
Who here /LivingOffParents/?
I'm not gonna work, I never asked for that. I am not going to go to uni or even shower if I don't want to. I'm not gonna find a girl and get married, fuck responsibility.
I'm just gonna be cozy.
>>29807275
Yeah I never got that shit
>heey we want a kid
>but we just want him when he's a cute kiddo as soon as he's 18 he can fuck off and go deal with responsibilities and shit
What the fuck bitch you brought me here I'm your fucking responsibility, now where
are
my
fucking
tendies
I live by myself and am a neet in Australia it's easy
>>29807275
I will give Ricky Montgomery 10 feet of razor wire. That should be enough for him to hang himself with it. No need to thank me, just wanted to help him correct what he perceives as a mistake.
>tfw no halcyon bf
>>29807261
Thanks, Doc.
I am the ultimate Articuno number one!
>>29807261
>no rape happy alien slime gf
>tfw no barely legal white twink virgin bf
is it true that 20% of man population fuck 80%. of women
Yes it is true. But all you have to do is enter the top 20% so no worries
No, it's just a dumb meme. Why are you so gullible?
>>29807284
no, it's based on statistics from some dating website
Everyone needs affection to be mentally healthy. That is just how humans are. If you have romantic ideas about giving up on women or going complete hermit, then you should know you're only hurting yourself.
>>29807249
This is true, unless you have Waifus.
This is why there are so many weeaboos.
I personally choose to get fucked in the ass for my sexual needs, namely by summerfags in my multiplayer shitty moba games because I'm submissive
>>29807249
how can you define "mentally healthy" though.. there are no rules to life, no goals and no objective measure of value.
so is it how much you compare to the masses? lifespan? comfort?
that definition seems like it just means you're stable enough to work, the point of therapy is to get people back into the grinding machine because sitting in bed doesn't "contriboot to society", and thats all the leaders give a fuck about, which is who really dictates values.
>>29807249
Nice meme. /thread bait/troll/out/
tfw I see the nerve pranksters have on youtube these days and I can't even... https://youtu.be/m6s-BE2FB54
>>29807166
Are you the autist that posted the 20min video getting assblasted for not wanting to pay for a $2 coke?
Stop promoting your videos here.
blox
I wish I was him. Same beta mastermind in both videos
You idiots really don't get it, do you? Everything you've done has played into their hands. Do you see it now? It might already be too late..
god I love watching him cook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
>>29807182
I just love the memes.
>>29807136
Looks like ghandi's flip flop
If you're going to ask a question, best not to use the shitshow chef that is gordon "THE FUCKING BEEF IS FUCKING RAAWWWWWWWW!!!" ramsay.
>He hasn't moved to Japan yet to have sex with qt Jap girls and enrich them with your foreign seed
What is your excuse robots?
>>29807111
How do jap cucks feels about foreign men with bigger dicks coming to duck and impregnate all their traditional, submissive waifus?
probably because it'd make me look like even more of a fucking loser than I do already and everyone in japan would know it
if you want anyone to respect you ever again, you better make sure it looks like you just happen to be going to Japan for a career opportunity. but chances are everyone will see through it and your family will wish you had just committed suicide instead.
>>29807120
They probably don't care because they're not racist neckbeard losers like whiteys
why the fuck are so many pol fags coming into r9k right now, are they too socially awkward for the chads at pol now ? :^)
this is somehow connected to the new schoolboy q album
>>29807069
I passed the questionnaire and posted this. They told me I had to leave and can never come back... :'(
>>29807069
There has been crossover for a long time.
are girls really afraid to ask out attractive men or is that just a meme my mommy tells me???
Depends on the girl.asjfdjlskd
>>29807051
women almost never approach men in general, attractive or otherwise. even chads usually have to initiate.
They don't approach them usually because "muh social standards"
I just got an invitation to a gloryhole. Should I go? What can I expect?
Go and hope it's not a man sucking your dick on the other sideunless you're into that
>>29807038
This to be honest famalamalam
>>29807008
>What can I expect?
A dick in a wall.
Please keep this thread nice edition
Why can't the mod just ban these cancer threads? Not original.
>>29807035
He should do to be honest.
>>29807046
/britfeel/ has run its course, lads, over to /int/ we go
Has escortbro said anything simce part 9? Its been like 2 months
>>29806986
The Marina story? Thought that ended a while ago.
>>29806986
Part 10 UUUU
goddamn i've checked this board everyday since the last thread waiting for an update.
instead I'm becoming a robot.
>update pls though
>he imagines playing his favorite song at the school talent show to impress that girl he likes
fuck, you got me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt0-kCKfi6A
>watches disney movies as kid
>actually believes you can become popular and gain female interest by being clever
>>29806920
>he imagines talking about his life as a robot in a TV interview after becoming successful and famous