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How much do you think robustness plays into attractiveness? Also why are modern humans so fucking gracile?
>>29809757
Neotony
>>29809920
this
in another couple hundred thousand years, we will be ayys
>>29809757
1. A big part, according to SH and lookism.
2. Estrogen and our overly processed, industiralized diets.
Had you grown up in some proto-agrarian tribe eating hard meats and grains, you would have likely acheived the same profile and facies of your early Sapiens ancestors.
Hey /r9k/, should I fuck this girl/would you fuck her? She's a fatty obviously, but she would literally let me cum in her ass and all the kinky stuff. I haven't ever had a fatty, I don't know if I could get it up or no.
What do you think?
I can tell you that since I lost my virginity a year ago I could have fucked at least 6 different girls and did it with a bunch of them. It's insane, just two years ago I was a full blown robot.
Literally
Just
Be
Confident
t. ugly fucker
Haven't been here in a while, the fuck is this original comment bullshit?
Welp another one for good measure
>>29809707
>would you fuck her?
Yeah. She's a qt. That's a very tolerable fatness level.
>tfw no dominant gf who forces you to suck another man's cock
>>29809675
ew what the fuck? Get help.
>>29809675
You're probably memeing but I feel this feel unironically.
Is that a normal dick?, mine is the same.
Next week there is a normie fest in my town. Dubs decides if i go. Trips decides what type of girl should i fug. It might be my onlyopportunity to become a normie and lose my v card.
>>29809623
Fuck a festival is actually a pretty good place to lose v card good thinking, just dress like all the other normie shits and find whatever drugged up slut and boom virginity gone
>>29809623
go and bring us a story.
Go there and find a fat goth girl to take your v-card.
>having a really nice thread
>full of robots
>suddenly a girl posts
>thread goes to shit
It wouldn't happen if these pathetic betas would just fucking IGNORE those attention whores.
Why are there always fags that immediately rush to kiss the feet of any girl in everything
Any forum, game server/guild, activity, group
Never say anything interesting, all previous fun and bants is sapped to pander to them
YEah. They're not really to blame. It's the retarded reaction of 50% of the people here whenever there's a """"fembot"""" that fucks up everything. We have to scare away women because of them...
What are your thoughts on this, arcanine?
Original post
>>29809511
>image.jpg
I think I'm hiding the thread.
Anyone who is proud of being cynic or "sarcastic" is an autistic attention whoring little child in the body of a grown up who needs to be backwards-handed across the face immediately.
>>29809532
Fuck off I'm on mobile
You will not be able to talk to or hang out with friends that are in a relationship. They will not be able to make time for you, especially if they are in college or working. If they are in their mid 20's or older, then you are never seeing them again. At that age no one hangs out with friends anymore unless it's some holiday or social event (birthday, wedding, new year's, etc).
Especially if you're defective and cause secondhand embarrassment in others.
>>29809509
Sweet generalization
25 and i have no friends to make time for and no one who requires it either
>>29809554
This is all I do. Recently, my friend has gotten so pissed off that I wear my Make America Great Again hat everywhere we go.
He isn't an SJW or anything, it just pisses him off so much because he actually gives a shit about what other people think.
HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
YOU
PEOPLE
GET
PAST
THE
CAPTCHA?
Try not being a retard, that's supposed to help.
I got a 4chan gold account back in 2008 when they were still available so I never have to bother with the captcha.
>>29809447
My sweet summer chiId...
Who /content alone/ here
>had sex before so I don't have that nagging bothering me
>make 46k which is enough to life a life comfortably
>Watch movies, exercise, build stuff as a hobby and generally am not too stressed
Anyone else stopped caring about being alone here or need some tips?
>>29809437
how do you make money in this world
the future is prosperous my friend
> ;)
>>29809457
You work, NEETbux are shit in some countries
Now we can do comfy night Walks with Pokemon Go.
The future is actually something Nice.
I downloaded it this morning and immediately deleted it after getting my Starter and released into the world
The stuff is all clustered along the road and I live in the middle of nowhere?
>>29809417
I'm having fun with it so far. I live in Charleston, so it will be easy to find landmarks and stuff.
I bet anything that St. Emanuel is one, thanks Roof
What's even the point collecting garbage pokemon when you can just play the games?
Lets do a thing where we list our age and then we list a thing we've never done in life that's shocking for our age. Sex stuff doesn't count. I'll start. I'm 28 I've never driven a car. No I don't live in a city. Honest should I kill myself?
>>29809377
>22
>never kissed a girl
>>29809377
21
Only have one friend from school
Only had one friend while in school
Don't have a license
Never smoked marijuana
Haven't held down a job for longer then 3 months (get shit canned before 3 month probation for benefits shit)
>>29809377
>never had a job
>don't have any friends
>prefer being alone
>never had a gf
>can't drive
>can't cook
>have no sense of money
>need parents to look after me
How are you actually supposed to walk? I always feel like I don't walk right, like I'm a robot trying to act human. I'm very stiff and sometimes have a weird limp. I guess you could say I have the virgin walk.
>Literally asking how to walk
Jesus, just fucking walk. Nobody will care about the way you walk. Ever. Even if they do, they'll forget about you in less than 10 seconds.
>>29809369
Just do a fast walk, not a powerwalk just above average speed
It'll force you to walk properly, even if you're walking faster then everyone else. This works best in populated places as it just looks like you need to get somewhere.
>>29810328
>Nobody will care about the way you walk. Ever.
No. Girls have come up to me, laughing, and asked "Why do you walk like that?"
However, they could not explain what "like that" actually means so I couldn't help them and just walked away with their laughter in the background.
On a side note, I would like to ask why normies think you can just walk up to someone and force them into interaction. I will never ever get that.
why do you guys say that being a numale is a bad thing? im a numale and my life is great
Good for you OP
Remember to support all feminist kickstarters and patreons for games that will never be released
>Revolution 60 will be done soon
You're not a numale if you post here, just an ugly homo, who dresses like an anus salesman to get laid.
>>29809360
Yeah good for you. Can't say I could really ever pull it off though. That's not me. And some of you guys really are huge pussies desu.
/DELETE THIS/ thread
>you fix your hair everytime you see her
>you pull out your phone and try to look busy with it as you walk by a group of stacies.
>when you take a bigger step to unstick your sticky balls and see someone notice
>you see a friend from afar and try to look elsewhere before noticing him[spoilers] bonus round: he notices you noticing him and does the same as you[/spoilers]
>you face a hot grill on a train and start sweating and have difficulty breathing
Every girl I've had feelings for has liked the EXACT same chad
What is the most cringe social media website you've ever visited?
Vine, instagram or tumblr
>>29809278
Imgur is a bit shite, but I check it occasionally. Just avoid the comments with all the reddit style puns and PC shit.
>>29809278
4chan
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