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what should I do about this
It's practically a clit
Become a mtf cutie
>>29808781
did ur dik cut off???
Yeah that looks shrunk by hormones or whatever so I'm betting that's how you like it
when did anime stop being fun for you?
I still watch it compulsively but the spark isn't there anymore.
>>29808680
When I turned 26 I originally think.
>>29808680
the issue is watching it too frequently imo watch it more sparingly and you will enjoy it more.
There is very few worthy anime. Generally moeshit and escapism is what 90% of anime about.
Guys I have a crazy theory that just might be true, so here me out.
Just a couple days ago, Hillary Clinton became the focus of a lot of negative attention when the FBI decided not to pursue charges. What if she hired a sniper to create the Dallas shootings, to distract the public and the media? It wouldn't be the first time she has offed people in pursuit of more power.
Shit, I meant to say "hear"
They're trying to shut the Black Lives Matter protests down, racism in the Police is an issue the Government both cannot and are not interested in solving. So lumping all BLM protesters in with literal terrorists is a fast way to get them to stop.
Let me drop you the real redpill
THERE IS NO REDPILL
There is NO government conspiracy
Everything the government do is LEGAL
There are only COINCIDENCES
Trust your government you tinfoils
What is the most /r9k/ album?
Easily and I see EASILY the most robotic album ever.
Bones is the most /r9k/ rapper and is still a normie, he has a cute gf and everything.
Giles Corey is the only correct answer. Literally suicide tier music
Black British anon here, is racism in the US as bad as the media presents it to be?
>>29808553
>Black British
This is an oxymoron. You can't be both black and British. Only white britons are British.
Pretty much. Everyone hates whites about as much as the media would make it seem.
>>29808553
>is the media accurate
Really mate
>Thing A, or thing B, or thing C, or someTHING is bothering me
>Tell someone
>But lots of people have that problem
How does that help me? It just makes me feel worse because I start feeling sorry for those other people too.
Lots of people have that problem Anon, just think of the starving kids in Africa.
>>29808554
Oh, man. You fuckin' nailed it.
This is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about.
>>29808554
Yeah I've never understood how thinking about all the suffering in the world is supposed to make me feel better. It actually makes me feel much, much worse.
How do I convince a cute girl with self-esteem issues that she's cute without being a creep?
>>29808514
you don't
they are fucked
>>29808514
> with self-esteem issues
Are you sure? A lot of girls pretend to have those issues in order to get a shit ton of compliments.
Every girl thinks she's cute on the inside. Saying she isn't is just how she gets people to tell her more. It's the original bait.
What's it like to cum inside the hairy pussy of a chubby qt and watch it drip out afterwards?
hairy pussy is fucking disgusting and full of bacteria m8. I'm not fucking any women who has hair on her pussy.
>>29808445
it feels great regardless if theyre fat/skinny, but its not as good as its hyped up to be...
cbf ever talking to women theyre all boring tho idk why anyone gets married
>>29808473
>hair is full of bacteria
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
our entire bodies have bacteria all over them.......really makes you think
>tfw you used to daydream about going on adventures, fighting monsters, being successful, or being the best at something
>tfw now you daydream about dying alone, cutting and stabbing yourself, and killing yourself
>used to daydream about being a Jedi or a super hero
>now daydream about having a job and living alone
>>29808492
Yes i like that thought too
I gotta admit to you OP I think you got some problems...
>go to the beach
>see girls in small bikinis
>remember 8 cm erect penis + phimosis
>can't even fuck a hooker
You know what?
The sadness is turning into rage.
>>29808429
Post pix of your tiny schlong
I really don't envy people with phimosis, but wouldn't you just get cut? It would suck but it can't be worse than having a dick you can't even use for sex.
>>29808450
No.
Why the fuck would you want to see it anyway?
Gainer is solution for all skellingtons like me who want to be /fit/ but don't like to eat much.
One portion of picrel (100g/3.5oz) with 250ml of milk gives you 500kcal.
>>29808395
Expensive tho
bloxobloxo
>>29808412
it depends on specific brand famicom
>>29808395
100g of oats plus 250ml milk also gives you roughly 500kcal.
You may not have heard but theres a toll to view this board now.
Pay up or piss off, nerd.
>>29808360
make me you toll troll
>>29808360
o-okay... here's a picture of my feet. am I free to go?
>>29808364
*cracks knuckles*
heh. you are pretty cocky for someone who is about to die...
*readjusts velcro on shoes*
now i'll give you one chance to apologize.
Can anyone tell me why people hate cops? And i don't mean black people who actually have an excuse, i'm talking about the kinds of people you would think would not have anything against cops i.e. introverted white person with a computer science major. What's their reason for hating cops?
>>29808354
>black people have an excuse
What excuse is that?
liberal subversion
>>29808373
Answering a question with another question....didn't your parents teach you better.
Someone explain how this nugget can get a gf, yet I am here a fully formed man and women won't even give me the time of day.
He's rich and she gets fame with him.
>>29808211
Maybe she has an amputee fetish. Girls can have weird fetishes too.
She's doing it because he's rich and famous, something you aren't
>cry about "normies" being obsessed with sex, looks, money, social acceptance, etc.
>is obsessed with sex, looks, money, social acceptance, etc.
You're all a bunch of hypocrites. You are "normies", just failed ones.
I just want a gf, but apparently that's what girls care about. So, fuck.
Can't fail if you don't try.
Checkmate, atheists.
No shit. Normies took over /r9k/. That doesn't mean the actual /r9k/-goers were ever obsessed with that normie trash
/r9k/ is not one person
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