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Good morning, wagecuck.
It's thhe final day. Enjoy your two days of freedom after today.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29806889
Joke's on you.
I work weekends too.
>>29806889
I work at a movie theater. I ONLY work weekends.
Yeah, pay day today motherfucker!
How does it feel being poor?
>be native american
>turn on news
>race war kicking off.avi
>its happening.gif
>sit back as black and white subhumans kill each other off
>automatically inherit the country that was once rightfully ours
It's happening.
I too am native American. Mexican in fact
Guess there really is a silver lining to every cloud
>>29806886
Aren't there like 6 of you left?
This is an /r9k/ meme, right? Does anyone still remember the rules of Highdad? Like he always wears a red shirt, moustace, green eyes, etc..
Lost my folder, I swear I had some highdad laying around in a folder but they were most likely deleted.
>tfw mom isn't even around
>>29806833
He has red eyes, though, and he's always bald.
Who /sick/ here
>burning up with fever
>headache
>tired as fuck
>legs feel sore and weak
Hope it's not related to my IBD or the medicine I just tried for it
I have a fucking earache that it's a pain in the ass to say the very least
>>29807132
So your ear is an asshole?
No, but I am slightly injured. Was vaulting a fence and clipped my foot. I hit my knee and ankle on opposite legs on the way down and now both have sizeable bumps. On the plus side, before I did that I beat my personal best for vault height.
Is ISTP the most "just fuck my shit up" personality?
>>29806760
>vladimir putin
>introverted
wut
>>29806760
Can't be worse than INFP.
INFP here.
ISFP arguably as bad.
>>29806873
another INFP here. this, basically.
the self-deprecation is insane. lol.
>mfw I realised you only need $450000 of capital to earn 1.5k a month after taxes
Almost 1/2 of the way anons. 24 y/o plan to retire at 30. Any other anons doing early retirements? tips and tricks please
Don't forget inflation, you'll need more than that.
>mfw living in a third world niggerhole
>mfw only need $25k USD to retire even accounting for inflation
>mfw will never have anywhere near that num cause handicapped and can't get a job
>mfw no welfare in my country
Wish you good luck op
>>29806757
Exploit the country trick.
Country trick = Get a decent amount of cash, proceed to move to a place like lithuania, proceed to spend fuck all.
I want my own dimension of darkness and silence to hide in.
>>29806663
We call that 4chan
Somewhere I can just lay down and see nothing,hear nothing,feel nothing and do nothing.
AKA Mommy's basement
So after the coming race wars, is this going to be the future for all white "men"? Is there any reasonable way for whites to prevent their own extinction?
What will the world look like devoid of all whites?
>>29806653
>click on thumbnail thinking it's a qt white girl getting blacked
>it's actually a whiteboi getting blacked
>still get boner
Feels weird. Fuck you OP.
>>29806653
You seem to have the wrong end of the rifle here, nigger.
>>29806653
#blacklivesmatter
comment not original enough
Have you tried not being a retarded fucking autistic faggot?
No.
Origilaino.
>>29806616
Yes. And it does not work
>>29806616
Wow, gee, why didn't I think of that sooner. Yeah, it never occurred to me.
The time has come.
I have decided to kill myself, robots, I won't tell you where when or how but I'm finally going to do it, simply because I have gotten bored. I have been looking at the same shit for 29 years and I've had enough, I just wanted to tell you all goodbye, because you are my safespace, you supported me through this whole year, and I know a normalfag will come in to reply to this with something like "lmao finally you faggot" but I don't care. It's all the same in the end.
>>29806599
lmao finally you faggot
>>29806599
>>29806241
Do it you faggot. But live stream it for fuck sake! If it's not recorded it's not worth shit
Why don't you just leave everything behind and start doing drugs or something like that. You can become a bum and travel by trainhopping/hitchhiking. If you don't like it you can always kill yourself then.
Is there ever a worse feel than this?
Eli from u-kiss having a baby
>>29806548
>Is there ever a worse feel than this?
There is. It's called tfw no korean gf
>>29806604
>tfw no qt east Asians in CT, just the dark skinned pacific which I don't like, south Asians like the Vietnamese who are ugly as fuck, ugly chinks, and westernized sluts
WH ARE THERE NO QT EAST ARYAN ASIANS IN CT WHY ARE THEY ALL ON TGE EAST COAST JDIMSA
Hello, fellow tetranary. I am from the year 3535.
Ask me anything.
How many buildings shaped like dicks have you seen in your time?
>>29806524
How soon can I expect a robot waifu?
And I mean one that doesn't give me the cold nippon stare?
>>29806524
you're gonna get fucked by the time travel magistrates for posting this, enjoy losing your travelling privileges, idiot
>white kills people
>"HAHAHA NORMIES BTFO BETA UPRISING"
>black kills people
>"WAAH WAAAH BLACKS ARE SAVAGES RACE WAR"
>>29806459
I'm actually laughing in both cases.
Nothing makes me more happy than normies' life ruined
>>29806459
idk what you're talking about i was celebrating this man when it happened
>>29806480
He's white though
What stuff causes you to reject or immediately lose interest in a guy?
>no job/low paying job with no future prospects over 22
>virgin
>shorter than me
>fat
>doesn't drink
>less than three close friends
>shy, timid, antisocial or socially retarded
>too close to his mother/still living with parents
>watches cartoons or plays video games as a hobby
>cheesy approaches
Just don't bother. Don't even look at me.
>>29806445
I am forced to assume that OP was written by a man who meets all of these criteria.
>>29806445
>lives with parents
>shit job
>uses alcohol or drugs too much
>skelly
>browses r9k
>balding
>no friends
>>29806445
this is why we must ELIMINATE all of you. men dont have a fucking page of shit in their head of turnoffs all you have to be is goodlooking. hope you get raped
I want to suckle on Lynette's nipples, hearing her coo's and moans as I tongue her perfect chest. As I do so, Lynette cradles me like a mother to her son, feeding in her bountiful busom. Lynette grapples upon my cock, slowly rubbing the tip, then with her dainty, smooth hands and womanly grip she patiently works the shaft of my cock, not too fast but at a pleasurable slowness. Lynette's nipples begin to emerge from there hiding places, pointing out and covered in saliva. She's beginning to blush, smiling happily into my eyes as I begin suckling at her other tit. Lynette starts rubbing the tip of my cock, now fully expanded and tip fully reddened. As she does this, I can't hold back anymore. I finally cum in her hand, still sucking her hard nipple. She emits a lovely gasp as I do so.
Any tips on making this happen?
who is she?
jwenfwo
Gay.
jwenfwo
>>29806423
Lynette Bishop from Strike Witches
>>29806436
You're gay
